Posts by Muddy

Because I really get into it. Like dry humping, really doing as much motion if not more than the dancer. But judging by the comments I get from most dancer such as “dude you gotta chill” “relax” and “god damn…

I'm telling I know i'm not alone in this. But I think have sex better than I am handsome. I really do. Not to say I'm ugly, but I mean you just tell some of these girls may have had…

2nd cousin. And I got to admit she is hot as fuck. Not gonna lie. She’s a dead ringer for the pornstar Kristina Rose. If I was related I would totally try tap that. One of the cutest girls you’ll…

https://nypost.com/2019/02/28/teacher-allegedly-had-sex-with-13-year-old-while-his-friend-watched/ That was my ultimate fantasy in Math class. I didn’t get shit. Look at how hot that fucking teacher is.

And it fucking works man! You guys should try it. I guarantee you'll like be at like 70% (I'm at like 80%) They all seem to like these petite blonde skeletons that do nothing for me. Then I realize I…

I’m really into this. Only really VIP though. I get mixed reactions some totally get into it and it’s hot as fuck. Some tell me “dude chill!” But this might not as common as I think it is. It’s…

The burgers suck The fries really suck Although I gotta say the shakes are pretty good Not enough save it though. You got people ROAD TRIPPING for that garbage. I agree with this dude. He speaks the truth. https://nypost.com/2019/02/14/does-in-n-out-have-the-worst-fries-in-america/

I was desperate. I was feeling like crap with headaches, and just muscle tightness all over. I heard this guy was the best massaeuse in town. So I went. And I got admit although it felt a little gay a…

I’m convinced it’s impossible to date in a big city while being a out and about Trump voter. While I’m not gonna wear my Hilary Clinton 2020 shirt, I’m gonna usually just try to stay away from all that stuff.…

This dancer I’m into at the club, I stood outside of her window, with a boom box and played in your eyes by Peter Gabriel, fucking girl still didn’t want to have sex with me. How have y’all faring out…

I’m at a super bowl party last night with some dude I know from work, invited me. I was like sure whatever. We are drinking and bullshiting. I’m thinking to my self, man if this dudes wasn’t married we could…

Your job will move with you. Even family and friends, they can come with you (yes even the wife too if you want) I say this because, I always think this. When I'm on the road, I'm always thinking I…