Articles by Muddy

"If one must learn pussy, if one must bond with pussy, if one desires pussy, then one must become the pussy"- Confucious 481 B.C. You may have walked into a strip club one time and saw a nice looking dancer and...

A couple times in my life I've had a stripper than I considered a favorite and I would schlep money to and from the strip club (well on second thought not really from). I've had a couple of those and...

We've all been there. Walk into a strip club and immediately confronted with a stripper who probably isn't qualified to strip, and and asks if you want to purchase dances. Many men before me have bought these pity dances in...

To steal a title from George Carlin's 1988 special. Dark rainy night. I was horny. I hit up some mixed stripper from the South Bronx. She seemed enthusiastic so I took a trip over, paid the bridge toll and parked...

Just to start off, as a general rule, everything in my last guide on messaging strippers, do the EXACT OPPOSITE and you should be good. I'm still doing community service for the research on that one. Although I don't like...

Strippers have to make to money. I ain't mad at them. Who the fuck am I anyway? If I saw me at the club, I would try to rip my ass off for every single cent you could squeeze out...

No not the Steelers. First thing that comes to mind for me is Flashdance. I fucking love that movie. I also love strip clubs and I went to some here. All of them in the city limits and now I’m...

I N T R O The Strip Club. To me it's like one big Vegas style casino game. It's not as simple as vending machine (although admittedly some clubs are indeed like that) It's not just money and access. Two very...

Me-Work-Money-Pussy-Me I Work I Money I Pussy I Me In between each lies hustle & flow. The inner workings of my mind, it's dimensions adorned in Pink and Green. It's very heartbeat, soul, rhythm. Nothing else matters. Why am I going out to sports bars with guys to hit...

I wanted to make an article about Sugar Daddy life and my experiences on seeking.com. There are other sugar websites but that is the most popular one by far. Before this used to be something as secondary form of mongering...

"Why would you wanna pay for blue balls?" "Why would you wanna pay for blue balls?" Was the phrase that kept repeating in my head as a friend tried to talk me into a boys night out at a local strip club....

I’m Medieval Folklore when the knight in shining armor comes across a bridge a encounter a troll demanding coin does... The good knight render payment? The good knight retreat for the hills? Or does the good knight slay the foul beast? No we should...