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published 4 yrs ago
How to Win Over the Hearts and Minds of Strippers
written by
Muddy

"If one must learn pussy, if one must bond with pussy, if one desires pussy, then one must become the pussy"- Confucious 481 B.C.

You may have walked into a strip club one time and saw a nice looking dancer and thought to yourself "How can dedicate my life, my soul to this very person who I've just seen do…

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published 4 yrs ago
The Guide the Girls Have All Been Waiting For, How to Hold Down a Regular Customer (Literally, if need be)
written by
Muddy

A couple times in my life I've had a stripper than I considered a favorite and I would schlep money to and from the strip club (well on second thought not really from). I've had a couple of those and therefore I consider myself and expert on the subject and the top mind in field. Someone had to do…

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published 4 yrs ago
How to Reject Then Eject Unwanted Strippers
written by
Muddy

We've all been there. Walk into a strip club and immediately confronted with a stripper who probably isn't qualified to strip, and and asks if you want to purchase dances. Many men before me have bought these pity dances in attempt to be nice and cheery, and make their strip club experience "The feel good hit of the summer"…

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published 4 yrs ago
What The Fuck Am I Doing In New Jersey?
written by
Muddy

To steal a title from George Carlin's 1988 special. Dark rainy night. I was horny. I hit up some mixed stripper from the South Bronx. She seemed enthusiastic so I took a trip over, paid the bridge toll and parked in front of her house while mother nature is having the piss of her life. I text "Hey you…

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published 4 yrs ago
Tactfully Texting in Twenty Twenty
written by
Muddy

Just to start off, as a general rule, everything in my last guide on messaging strippers, do the EXACT OPPOSITE and you should be good. I'm still doing community service for the research on that one. Although I don't like to call this a guide necessarily, I would need empirical data to support something like that, I don't have…

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published 4 yrs ago
Games Strippers Play
written by
Muddy

Strippers have to make to money. I ain't mad at them. Who the fuck am I anyway? If I saw me at the club, I would try to rip my ass off for every single cent you could squeeze out of me. But I play for team customer, I ain't just gonna give it all up that easy like…