Articles by Muddy
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Games Strippers Play
Strippers have to make to money. I ain't mad at them. Who the fuck am I anyway? If I saw me at the club, I would try to rip my ass off for every single cent you could squeeze out of me. But I play for team customer, I ain't just gonna give it all up that easy like many…
11 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(jusflor)
Articlespublished 5 years ago
Pittsburgh: Rundown of the Steel City
No not the Steelers. First thing that comes to mind for me is Flashdance. I fucking love that movie. I also love strip clubs and I went to some here. All of them in the city limits and now I’m gonna try tell you about them with this overview. I think Pittsburgh is a cool city, really it’s so sculpted…
7 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Dain)
Articlespublished 5 years ago
The Seenatittie Kid: How I Play The Strip Club Game
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The Strip Club. To me it's like one big Vegas style casino game. It's not as simple as vending machine (although admittedly some clubs are indeed like that) It's not just money and access. Two very important factors but that's all. Everything, timing, how you look, how they look, your rapports, your personality, what you say…
9 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(JamesSD)
Articlespublished 6 years ago
The Color of Pussy: Addiction to Strip Clubs & The Effects on the Mind of Man in the 21st Century
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In between each lies hustle & flow. The inner workings of my mind, it's dimensions adorned in Pink and Green. It's very heartbeat, soul, rhythm. Nothing else matters.
Why am I going out to sports bars with guys to hit on that one kinda ok bartender that never puts out?
Why I am I going to nightclubs to dance and frolick…
8 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(JAprufrock)
Articlespublished 6 years ago
Desperately Seeking.com Susan (And her hot lesbian friend too)
I wanted to make an article about Sugar Daddy life and my experiences on seeking.com. There are other sugar websites but that is the most popular one by far. Before this used to be something as secondary form of mongering as a side hustle to the primary of strip clubbing for me. In the Tri State market based around New…
14 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Muddy)
Articlespublished 6 years ago
On The Road: Wandering Out West, Burger King Babes, Piss Bottles, Def Leppard and My Desert Rose(s)
"Why would you wanna pay for blue balls?"
"Why would you wanna pay for blue balls?"
Was the phrase that kept repeating in my head as a friend tried to talk me into a boys night out at a local strip club. It's been told to me countless times by a lot of people who I consider to possess a decent measure…
19 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Muddy)
Articlespublished 6 years ago
There Is No Damn Reason On God’s Green Earth Why You Should Tip The Bathroom Troll
I’m Medieval Folklore when the knight in shining armor comes across a bridge a encounter a troll demanding coin does...
The good knight render payment?
The good knight retreat for the hills?
Or does the good knight slay the foul beast?
No we should not take up arms against our fellow guardians of the latrine. I hate game the not the player. And the…
Articlespublished 6 years ago
To All Sugar Babies: How to Score a Sugar Daddy During the Covid-19 Pandemic
Maybe your reading this as a washed up stripper out of a job, maybe your a cam girl making $4 a day, or maybe it's end of the road and you just got out from behind the dumpster with me now something has to give. Yeah you might want to jump into sugaring. It's tough market right now though for…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Muddy)
Articlespublished 6 years ago
How to ENSURE your favorite stripper returns your text messages
GUARANTEED. A how to for all my new jacks out there, who just don't get the game. You may find yourself in a situation where you've traded numbers with a stripper your really into, text her and no answer back. None. Never. What gives? Well that's what we're gonna solve here because I have developed a method that is GUARANTEED…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Hunnybunnyfuntime)
Articlespublished 6 years ago
How to Propose to the Stripper You Just Met
Many times walking into a strip club, you may have said to yourself, "I'm gonna marry that girl...no wait I'm gonna marry that one...No I'm gonna marry THAT one, yeah Barkeep another round please" either way marriage is in mind. Marriage, love's ultimate form, a binding contract that states you will spend every single second of every waking hour with…

