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published 5 yrs ago
Pittsburgh: Rundown of the Steel City
written by
Muddy

No not the Steelers. First thing that comes to mind for me is Flashdance. I fucking love that movie. I also love strip clubs and I went to some here. All of them in the city limits and now I’m gonna try tell you about them with this overview. I think Pittsburgh is a cool city, really it’s so…

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published 5 yrs ago
The Seenatittie Kid: How I Play The Strip Club Game
written by
Muddy

I N T R O

The Strip Club. To me it's like one big Vegas style casino game. It's not as simple as vending machine (although admittedly some clubs are indeed like that) It's not just money and access. Two very important factors but that's all. Everything, timing, how you look, how they look, your rapports, your personality, what you…

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published 5 yrs ago
The Color of Pussy: Addiction to Strip Clubs & The Effects on the Mind of Man in the 21st Century
written by
Muddy

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In between each lies hustle & flow. The inner workings of my mind, it's dimensions adorned in Pink and Green. It's very heartbeat, soul, rhythm. Nothing else matters.

Why am I going out to sports bars with guys to hit on that one kinda ok bartender that never puts out?

Why I am I going to nightclubs to dance and…

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published 5 yrs ago
Desperately Seeking.com Susan (And her hot lesbian friend too)
written by
Muddy

I wanted to make an article about Sugar Daddy life and my experiences on seeking.com. There are other sugar websites but that is the most popular one by far. Before this used to be something as secondary form of mongering as a side hustle to the primary of strip clubbing for me. In the Tri State market based around…

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published 5 yrs ago
On The Road: Wandering Out West, Burger King Babes, Piss Bottles, Def Leppard and My Desert Rose(s)
written by
Muddy

"Why would you wanna pay for blue balls?"

"Why would you wanna pay for blue balls?"

Was the phrase that kept repeating in my head as a friend tried to talk me into a boys night out at a local strip club. It's been told to me countless times by a lot of people who I consider to possess a decent…

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published 5 yrs ago
There Is No Damn Reason On God’s Green Earth Why You Should Tip The Bathroom Troll
written by
Muddy

I’m Medieval Folklore when the knight in shining armor comes across a bridge a encounter a troll demanding coin does...

The good knight render payment?

The good knight retreat for the hills?

Or does the good knight slay the foul beast?

No we should not take up arms against our fellow guardians of the latrine. I hate game the not the player. And…