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Long Island. Some guidos might refer to it as Strong Island. Some Italian hair dressers might refer to it as Lawn Guyland. And those of us who aren't mentally ill probably just say Long Island. Some stuff known for Billy Joel, Mariah Carey, Billy Crystal, Craig Biggio, Rodney Dangerfield, Teddy Roosevelt, Eddie Money, Dr. J, Jerry Seinfeld, Carl Yastrzemski,…

I've seen it all. Drugs, Sex, Violence, Heartbreak, Betrayal, Urination, Hand Washing. All of it. Not too too well though, you can only see so much from the crack the bathroom stall door. You could say it was more of a vertical view than a horizontal one. But I was there for there some of the most undeniably sordid…

The beating heart of the biggest city in America. As a kid I always thought of it as a place where adults go to have fun. As an adult now, I do have fun there but I'm not too too sure strip clubs there are the first option that pops into mind for me. Reasons being, money. You need…

7up Factory. A strip club with girls that are 7's and up. Do I stick to the black and white definition of that? Not quite, I ain't gonna let the one 5 fuck up such a good phrase. Although I haven't been everywhere, I have been to a lot of strip clubs all over America the last few years…

Violet Myers was born on February 24th, 1997 and is a half Mexican/half Turkish pornstar from Los Angeles, California. She posses dat fat ass with dose fat titties and quite frankly I'm addicted. There is just no hotter girl in America right now. I tried to line up an escort meeting with her and the agency told me "don't…

Plus porn recommendations. The girls that give me some action when I can't get none. This group has saved me a lot of money over the years. If you shuffled around the rankings I wouldn't be too upset it's not set in stone but the girls near the top I have jerked off too so many times. It's more…