Articles by Muddy

I've seen it all. Drugs, Sex, Violence, Heartbreak, Betrayal, Urination, Hand Washing. All of it. Not too too well though, you can only see so much from the crack the bathroom stall door. You could say it was more of a vertical view than a horizontal one. But I was there for there some of the most undeniably sordid events…

The beating heart of the biggest city in America. As a kid I always thought of it as a place where adults go to have fun. As an adult now, I do have fun there but I'm not too too sure strip clubs there are the first option that pops into mind for me. Reasons being, money. You need money.…

7up Factory. A strip club with girls that are 7's and up. Do I stick to the black and white definition of that? Not quite, I ain't gonna let the one 5 fuck up such a good phrase. Although I haven't been everywhere, I have been to a lot of strip clubs all over America the last few years so…

Violet Myers was born on February 24th, 1997 and is a half Mexican/half Turkish pornstar from Los Angeles, California. She posses dat fat ass with dose fat titties and quite frankly I'm addicted. There is just no hotter girl in America right now. I tried to line up an escort meeting with her and the agency told me "don't bother…

Plus porn recommendations. The girls that give me some action when I can't get none. This group has saved me a lot of money over the years. If you shuffled around the rankings I wouldn't be too upset it's not set in stone but the girls near the top I have jerked off too so many times. It's more of…

"If one must learn pussy, if one must bond with pussy, if one desires pussy, then one must become the pussy"- Confucious 481 B.C. You may have walked into a strip club one time and saw a nice looking dancer and thought to yourself "How can dedicate my life, my soul to this very person who I've just seen do a…

A couple times in my life I've had a stripper than I considered a favorite and I would schlep money to and from the strip club (well on second thought not really from). I've had a couple of those and therefore I consider myself and expert on the subject and the top mind in field. Someone had to do it.…

We've all been there. Walk into a strip club and immediately confronted with a stripper who probably isn't qualified to strip, and and asks if you want to purchase dances. Many men before me have bought these pity dances in attempt to be nice and cheery, and make their strip club experience "The feel good hit of the summer" I'm…

To steal a title from George Carlin's 1988 special. Dark rainy night. I was horny. I hit up some mixed stripper from the South Bronx. She seemed enthusiastic so I took a trip over, paid the bridge toll and parked in front of her house while mother nature is having the piss of her life. I text "Hey you ready?"…

Just to start off, as a general rule, everything in my last guide on messaging strippers, do the EXACT OPPOSITE and you should be good. I'm still doing community service for the research on that one. Although I don't like to call this a guide necessarily, I would need empirical data to support something like that, I don't have it.…