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SirLapdancealot

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2 years ago

I was away for several months, and during my recent visits my CF has went from an 8 to a 9-10. Her hips are wider, tits are bigger (now C cup & still...

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3 years ago

Smelly Pussy - Does It Exist?

So from my last visit with a new fave she left some extra pussy cream on my pants. And I must say it smelled like butterscotch. A little pungent, but still good...

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3 years ago

2nd Time Makes a New Fave

So I went back to see my 'Princess Jasmine' (or PJ from now on) from earlier this week again tonight. I got there when the club opened and the bartender confirmed she was...

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3 years ago

As I was pleasantly massaging a smoking hot 8 from behind last night, we got interrupted for a second by another customer. He walked up and said to her that we were being...

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3 years ago

Back at It Tonight

Nicespice told me she wasn't coming to town for a while so as a consolation tonight I broke down and went to a club. It has been several months at least since I...

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3 years ago

The Ways You've Been Busted or Suspected

For all you PLs with an SO, what are all the ways she caught or even suspected that you were clubbing behind you back? Here's my list over the years: - I gave her the "working...

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3 years ago

The Twelve Days of XXXmas - TUSCL Edition

Ok it's time for a team effort here, the idea is to post various versions of the Twelve Days of Christmas, TUSCL style. So as not to get confusing, here are some simple...

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3 years ago

Who here has been the last one out of a club at closing? I have once. I got to the club at around 1am and had to wait on my CF at the time....

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SirLapdancealot

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3 years ago

My ATF DS is now retired from stripping and is a house mama. I'm curious about them. Are they always ex strippers? Do they make good money relative to strippers and...

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4 years ago

Strippers Working on Their Birthday?

I've seen strippers advertise on social media that it's their birthday and they're working. Does this hustle really work? By how much? For any of my faves I might buy her...

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5 years ago

Stripper Wearing a Wig

I met a new fave yesterday and the day before, and yesterday she had on a wig. It felt horrible when it did brush my face. And it looked kinda trashy. ...

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5 years ago

Stripper Reaction to J-Lo's Superbowl Pole Dance

Just curious what folks think of this article. What do any strippers think of the backlash towards J-Lo here? https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5e39e81dc5b67068295344db...

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5 years ago

Ending a Dance Short

For both PLs and strippers, when have you ever cut off and ended a dance short, either before the song ended or before your paid time ended? Less than a year ago I cut off...

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5 years ago

LOL founder is bored as fuck....

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5 years ago

Ways of Getting Busted by SO

For those with a significant other, how have you been busted for going to strip clubs? Over the years my wife has busted me numerous ways... ...seeing an abnormal amount of bank cash withdrawals. ...driving by the...

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5 years ago

The Owner Patron

Ever go to a club and see the owner also be a patron and drink and go to the stage? At one of my regular clubs it's like this. It's his prerogative...

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5 years ago

The Other Extras

This thread isn't about the extras that we are all familiar with. By other extras I mean the little things that good strippers do that make the experience of going to the club...

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5 years ago

Sitting in Uncomfortable Silence

So I have not seen my ATF DS in a couple of months, and last Friday I did. As such there were some new strippers working at her club. When I got...

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5 years ago

Lookalike Strippers

I am all for strippers that look like someone famous or someone I've been attracted to, but when they look like and remind me of a family member, including in-laws, no matter how hot,...

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stripperlover777

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5 years ago

Flannel on a Stripper

After much thought I have come to the conclusion that flannel is not attractive on a stripper. What are your thoughts?...

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5 years ago

Whale Encounters (and Cock Blocking MFs!)

I know they exist. Most of us have seen them. As many of us have lost strippers to them. Some of us even are them. Not me for sure. ...

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5 years ago

Dance Price Changes

So after a hiatus from seeing my backup CF and seeing her again a couple of times she upped her rate on me. She used to be cool with $25 per dance but...

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SirLapdancealot

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5 years ago

She Gets Off From Getting You Off

Ever had a stripper like this? The type that is virtually shameless with you and doing exactly what you want and seemingly enjoying it more than you do. Although it's for the...

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5 years ago

Stripper Karaoke Night

Apparently this is a thing. A few clubs in Portland do it and I think it is a dumb idea. The strippers will sing a karaoke song as another dances. What...

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5 years ago

Closing Your Eyes

Have you ever been in a lapdance and intentionally closed your eyes ? I don't do it often but every now and then during a dance I'll close my eyes and just sit...

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SirLapdancealot

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5 years ago

PSA - Stripper Convo Re: Pegging

So my ATF DS and another stripper were talking tonight about guys that like to get pegged by them. Both confirmed that once a guy wants that, there is no chance in hell...

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5 years ago

Just curious with you regulars if and how things have changed with a favorite after a long break away from them. What's changed, if anything? I have seen my ATF DS a few times...

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5 years ago

The Bigger the Club, the Bigger the Hustle

Title says it all. Thoughts? It's a generality but I have noticed over the years that when you get to a club size of 20+ dancers on shift, the hustle atmosphere is the highest....

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6 years ago

Condom Machine in the Club

In my experience a condom machine in the men's bathroom is indicative of a dive club. Thoughts?...

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6 years ago

Senior Discount Strip Clubs

Just curious if any PLs have come across any clubs that offer senior discounts. Asking for a friend. Thx....

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6 years ago

@founder Is there a loophole in the Ignore feature?

I was just noticing that by clicking on the profile of someone that has me on ignore, I cannot access the button in order to put that person on ignore myself. Not that...

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6 years ago

Taking my wife to the club

So the other night my wife and I are drinking a bit and she suggests that we go to a strip club. It was completely unsolicited on my part, and given that she...

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SirLapdancealot

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6 years ago

Oh, the colors. The colors!

Looks like Founder is changing the site font colors. It's like a bag of Skittles now....

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6 years ago

Out of the Game: Busted

So my wife finally called me out on why I'm spending so much time on a strip club website and why I spend so much cash and why I sometimes smell like perfume. ...

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6 years ago

Nasty/Dirty Sex

Just curious if anybody has had nasty sex like a golden shower, blumpkin, tarmac, donkey punch, devil's threesome, snowballing, etc. I read and joke about all the phrases but I just like vanilla...

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6 years ago

Who Knows You're a PL or Stripper IRL?

Just curious as to the people in real life that know you're a PL or a stripper. My best man and someone I work with on occasion know. My wife only knows that I...

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6 years ago

Stripper Main Room Time: One-on-One or Social?

Just curious as to whether or not you prefer to spend your time in the main room with a stripper one-on-one exclusively or do you like it when there's more of a group interaction...

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6 years ago

The Perfect Line Up Visit

The Perfect Line Up Visit is when you go to the club and every single stripper working is an 8+ hottie and you would get a dance with any one of them without hesitation....

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6 years ago

Strippers with Physical Disabilities

Just curious if y'all have come (or cum) across strippers with a physical disability of some sort and if you did business with them. In all my years of mongering I have seen...

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6 years ago

Calling Out a Thirsty* Stripper

(*I assume 'thirsty' is common language for a stripper on the prowl to make anything from any customer without shame. She's desperate for business. It's not the literal meaning.) Yesterday I was waiting...

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6 years ago

String Attached Stripper

What's the opinion of fellow PLs on seeing a tampon string coming from her pussy? I have seen this only twice ever, once being yesterday with my backup CF on stage and another time I...

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6 years ago

"Platonic" Stripper-Customer Relationships ITC

So because I am exclusive and regular to a fave at a particular club, I end up meeting and having ITC casual friendships with other strippers from time to time. For example there's...

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6 years ago

Sitting at someone else's tip at the stage

I often put a tip on stage and then go back to the bar or my table. Not often, but every now and then a PL will sit in front of it and...

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6 years ago

Post-LDK LDK freebie at the bar

So just to check it off my bucket list I now have had a post-LDK LDK at the bar with my ATF DS and her backup CF. I usually head home after dances...

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7 years ago

Live Updates from the Club Thread

Post only if you are in a strip club IRL. I'm sitting with my ATF DS ATM. Big boner on....

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7 years ago

Just Enjoy the Fantasy (No Need to be Jaded)

I'm relatively new here and after about half a year I've noticed there are a lot of jaded and negative PLs that make it a point, regardless of the topic, to highlight that anything...

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7 years ago

Strippers Netflix Series (2014)

Sorry if this has been discussed before but I just watched the first episode (https://www.netflix.com/title/80222559) and liked it. It is a series on strip clubs and strippers in Scotland. My impressions: -...

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7 years ago

Longest Time with a Boner ITC

What's the longest time you PLs have continuously stayed completely rock hard during a club visit? LOL the other day I went to my ATF DS's club when it opened and she was there. ...

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