SirLapdancealot

Knight of the Round Table Dance

Discussions by SirLapdancealot

• Front Room

  a year ago
  CF Levels Up
  I was away for several months, and during my recent visits my CF has went from an 8 to a...
  Comments: 7

  last:

  a year ago

  by

  Brahma2k
• Front Room

  2 years ago
  Smelly Pussy - Does It Exist?
  So from my last visit with a new fave she left some extra pussy cream on my pants. And...
  Comments: 39

  last:

  5 months ago

  by

  misterorange
• Front Room

  2 years ago
  2nd Time Makes a New Fave
  So I went back to see my 'Princess Jasmine' (or PJ from now on) from earlier this week again tonight....
  Comments: 9

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  Eltriste
• Front Room

  2 years ago
  Just the Tip
  As I was pleasantly massaging a smoking hot 8 from behind last night, we got interrupted for a second by...
  Comments: 6

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  2 years ago
  Back at It Tonight
  Nicespice told me she wasn't coming to town for a while so as a consolation tonight I broke down and...
  Comments: 10

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  3 years ago
  The Ways You've Been Busted or Suspected
  For all you PLs with an SO, what are all the ways she caught or even suspected that you were...
  Comments: 37

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  Hank Moody
• Front Room

  3 years ago
  The Twelve Days of XXXmas - TUSCL Edition
  Ok it's time for a team effort here, the idea is to post various versions of the Twelve Days of...
  Comments: 24

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  Cowboy12
• Front Room

  3 years ago
  Last One Out
  Who here has been the last one out of a club at closing? I have once. I got to the...
  Comments: 14

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  3 years ago
  House Mamas
  My ATF DS is now retired from stripping and is a house mama. I'm curious about them. Are...
  Comments: 16

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  twentyfive
• Front Room

  3 years ago
  Strippers Working on Their Birthday?
  I've seen strippers advertise on social media that it's their birthday and they're working. Does this hustle really work?...
  Comments: 19

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  Player11
• Front Room

  4 years ago
  Stripper Wearing a Wig
  I met a new fave yesterday and the day before, and yesterday she had on a wig. It felt...
  Comments: 33

  last:

  4 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  4 years ago
  Stripper Reaction to J-Lo's Superbowl Pole Dance
  Just curious what folks think of this article. What do any strippers think of the backlash towards J-Lo here? [view link]...
  Comments: 11

  last:

  4 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  4 years ago
  Ending a Dance Short
  For both PLs and strippers, when have you ever cut off and ended a dance short, either before the song...
  Comments: 34

  last:

  4 years ago

  by

  Call.Me.Ishmael
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Site Facelift
  LOL founder is bored as fuck....
  Comments: 1

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  Fun_Loving_Fella
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Ways of Getting Busted by SO
  For those with a significant other, how have you been busted for going to strip clubs? Over the years my wife...
  Comments: 44

  last:

  4 years ago

  by

  BocaOnt2019
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  The Owner Patron
  Ever go to a club and see the owner also be a patron and drink and go to the stage?...
  Comments: 28

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  Tiredtraveler
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  The Other Extras
  This thread isn't about the extras that we are all familiar with. By other extras I mean the little...
  Comments: 75

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Sitting in Uncomfortable Silence
  So I have not seen my ATF DS in a couple of months, and last Friday I did. As...
  Comments: 56

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  Papi_Chulo
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Lookalike Strippers
  I am all for strippers that look like someone famous or someone I've been attracted to, but when they look...
  Comments: 13

  last:

  6 months ago

  by

  stripperlover777
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Flannel on a Stripper
  After much thought I have come to the conclusion that flannel is not attractive on a stripper. What are...
  Comments: 45

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  Cashman1234
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Whale Encounters (and Cock Blocking MFs!)
  I know they exist. Most of us have seen them. As many of us have lost strippers to...
  Comments: 49

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  rickdugan
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Dance Price Changes
  So after a hiatus from seeing my backup CF and seeing her again a couple of times she upped her...
  Comments: 29

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  She Gets Off From Getting You Off
  Ever had a stripper like this? The type that is virtually shameless with you and doing exactly what you...
  Comments: 11

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  pistola
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Stripper Karaoke Night
  Apparently this is a thing. A few clubs in Portland do it and I think it is a dumb...
  Comments: 15

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  AtAboy
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Closing Your Eyes
  Have you ever been in a lapdance and intentionally closed your eyes ? I don't do it often but...
  Comments: 18

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  PSA - Stripper Convo Re: Pegging
  So my ATF DS and another stripper were talking tonight about guys that like to get pegged by them. ...
  Comments: 14

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  skibum609
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  ATF / CF v2.0
  Just curious with you regulars if and how things have changed with a favorite after a long break away from...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  Clubber
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  The Bigger the Club, the Bigger the Hustle
  Title says it all. Thoughts? It's a generality but I have noticed over the years that when you get to...
  Comments: 36

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Condom Machine in the Club
  In my experience a condom machine in the men's bathroom is indicative of a dive club. Thoughts?...
  Comments: 32

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  rickdugan
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Senior Discount Strip Clubs
  Just curious if any PLs have come across any clubs that offer senior discounts. Asking for a friend. ...
  Comments: 16

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  IceyLoco
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  @founder Is there a loophole in the Ignore feature?
  I was just noticing that by clicking on the profile of someone that has me on ignore, I cannot access...
  Comments: 26

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  Lurker_X
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Taking my wife to the club
  So the other night my wife and I are drinking a bit and she suggests that we go to a...
  Comments: 42

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  5 years ago
  Oh, the colors. The colors!
  Looks like Founder is changing the site font colors. It's like a bag of Skittles now....
  Comments: 17

  last:

  5 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  Out of the Game: Busted
  So my wife finally called me out on why I'm spending so much time on a strip club website and...
  Comments: 101

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  rickdugan
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  Nasty/Dirty Sex
  Just curious if anybody has had nasty sex like a golden shower, blumpkin, tarmac, donkey punch, devil's threesome, snowballing, etc....
  Comments: 23

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  Salty.Nutz
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  Who Knows You're a PL or Stripper IRL?
  Just curious as to the people in real life that know you're a PL or a stripper. My best man and...
  Comments: 25

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  Cashman1234
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  Stripper Main Room Time: One-on-One or Social?
  Just curious as to whether or not you prefer to spend your time in the main room with a stripper...
  Comments: 33

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  larryfisherman
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  The Perfect Line Up Visit
  The Perfect Line Up Visit is when you go to the club and every single stripper working is an 8+...
  Comments: 9

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  gawker
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  Strippers with Physical Disabilities
  Just curious if y'all have come (or cum) across strippers with a physical disability of some sort and if you...
  Comments: 27

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  TheeOSU
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  Calling Out a Thirsty* Stripper
  (*I assume 'thirsty' is common language for a stripper on the prowl to make anything from any customer without shame....
  Comments: 41

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  blahblahblah23
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  String Attached Stripper
  What's the opinion of fellow PLs on seeing a tampon string coming from her pussy? I have seen this only twice...
  Comments: 34

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  "Platonic" Stripper-Customer Relationships ITC
  So because I am exclusive and regular to a fave at a particular club, I end up meeting and having...
  Comments: 17

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  IceyLoco
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  Sitting at someone else's tip at the stage
  I often put a tip on stage and then go back to the bar or my table. Not often,...
  Comments: 33

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  rickdugan
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  Post-LDK LDK freebie at the bar
  So just to check it off my bucket list I now have had a post-LDK LDK at the bar with...
  Comments: 25

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  Live Updates from the Club Thread
  Post only if you are in a strip club IRL. I'm sitting with my ATF DS ATM. Big boner on....
  Comments: 4

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  twentyfive
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  Just Enjoy the Fantasy (No Need to be Jaded)
  I'm relatively new here and after about half a year I've noticed there are a lot of jaded and negative...
  Comments: 59

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  warhawks
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  Strippers Netflix Series (2014)
  Sorry if this has been discussed before but I just watched the first episode ([view link]) and liked it. It...
  Comments: 4

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  shadowcat
• Front Room

  6 years ago
  Longest Time with a Boner ITC
  What's the longest time you PLs have continuously stayed completely rock hard during a club visit? LOL the other day I...
  Comments: 34

  last:

  6 years ago

  by

  SirLapdancealot