Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 207)

Yep some of them hos got that GFE thing down good. It's how they get RIL trick bitches to believe n shit.

Being an RIL trick bitch that pays his ho for GFE takes time. Duh! LMAO grace us with the presence of TUSCL's biggest RIL trick bitch in denial.

@PaulDrake LOL I once heard that a "Texas Ten" could be any weight as long as her waistline was smaller than her hips and bust.

To this issue I partly blame the gay men high fashion designers back in the 80s and 90s. They designed fashion for skinny and waif women with bodies more like skinny teenage boys because that is their image of a beautiful "woman". These images were plastered all over women's magazines and so that was the look that women aspired to have back then.

I heard Alaska is where strippers can make some bank. The ratio of men to women up there is the highest in the country. As far as Seattle I always thought the scene up there sucked compared to Portland. Not enough clubs. I don't know if strippers can make more in Portland than Seattle but at least they can find a club to work at.

It's interesting that san_jose_creep doesn't think he is a troll and is not making a personal attack when he constantly calls guys chumps for actually liking to get lapdances from strippers. My very first post to TUSCL was simply in a cordial discussion with other guys that like and willingly choose to LDK in a private dance. And his "contribution" to me was to call me a chump and a mark deluded by a clip joint scam. Then later I realized that he doesn't actually go to strip clubs and that everything he posts about strippers is a fantasy theory in his own head as opposed to him actually experiencing what he is preaching. All that said I don't care about block or ignore myself. I just ignore anything I don't want to read. founder's choice.

LMAO san_jose_creep uses bashing PLs that go see strippers ITC, the intended purpose of strip clubs, as his defense mechanism for failing at his marriage. Instead of it being his fault for seeing strippers and spending money behind his wife's back, he blames the strip club business model and bashes PLs for making the same "mistakes" he did. And the irony upon irony is that he doesn't even go to clubs or see strippers IRL today yet he is the "expert" on how PLs should interact with strippers. All he does is post about it from the public library but he never actually goes to see strippers IRL. SMH!

^ From my perspective, the guy that posts about how to interact with strippers from the public library and doesn't actually go to strip clubs, ever in this century, is the ultimate pathetic loser.

At my ATF DS club I think the quirky regular is either myself or another one that sees a different stripper. We both are there exclusively for our stripper. I'm the guy that is always spooning and massaging my ATF DS and never getting dances with anyone else but I do tip the stage if a stripper is alone up there. I also know all the bartenders well and am on friendly terms with the owners and most of the strippers. Then I get dances with my ATF DS and leave. What makes me quirky is that I have the same exact routine. Everyone knows I'm there to see my ATF DS. The other guy does the same but he rarely gets dances with his ATF and stays longer and talks with his stripper longer. When I'm there for 1-2 hours, he's there for 2-3. At the same club there used to be another regular that was known as "Mr. Horse Cock". He would drink a lot and basically party with any of the strippers and occasionally get dances. All the strippers, my ATF DS included, said his dick was huge and he was known as such and without fail every visit one of the strippers would tease him and openly grope his crotch. He's an honorable mention quirky next to me and the other guy.

Portland has a high percentage of lesbians and yes there are many lesbian strippers. You can't swing a dead cat ITC without hitting one. LOL and I avoid the true ones like the plague. I have always had a good "gay-dar", having gay friends and family and also just good perception. This is a generality only but there's a high chance that most air dancing / dick dodging strippers are true lesbian. Also the ones that give the best attention to women customers. My faves have been mostly straight. My ATF DS is "gay for pay". She gets hit on by women A LOT and always declines, but she will tease and dance for women no different than guy customers. I think it goes both ways, a stripper will always try to appeal to a customer's gender preferences. All that said I don't get true lesbian strippers. Is the money THAT good to put up with a dick in their crotch? I don't know if I could give another dude a lapdance for any amount of money so I can't relate to why a lesbian, a true one, would ever want to be a stripper where 99% of the customers are going to be horny men. Does not compute.

I love this city. Was it the area or the strip club scene that you didn't like?

Bummer again. I don't go to those clubs. The dance prices are too high. But for you I could make an exception. ;)

@Naughtyhoney where did you dance up here? Yeah bummer we didn't cross paths.

@Naughtyhoney you just raised the dancer hotness level around here. I just checked out your pics. Nice tight ass and big bedroom eyes! Beautiful.

@footballguy LDKing is like the fast food of getting off if OTC FS is the 5 star restaurant full course dinner. It's convenient because you can get it at any contact club and it's very cheap. To me when you can LDK, you can always end a club visit happy.

LDKing is not a substitute for anything to some. It's what I specifically seek from a hot stripper. DFK and DATY and FS with a slut that is doing that with other men? Hell no! That's the stuff that is best done with my wife (or actual GFs prior to her). And I'm not here to obsess about what other PLs like to do with a stripper and write a treatise about how wrong they are just because I don't choose to do it. I'm just saying that @san_jose_creep that all that you want to do with a stripper or AMP whore, to me, is a poor substitute for doing that stuff with an actual civilian GF/wife. And FYI LDKs are awesome and fun! For the same cost as a lapdance you can get off ITC from many willing strippers. It's really not that big of an issue as you falsely assume from that one stripper you talked to back in the 90s. Even back then I was in the Bay Area just like you and LDKs were happening with willing strippers at all of the clubs...MBOT, New Century Theatre, Deja Vu, Roaring 20s, the Condor. So realize you are patently false about strippers universally disdaining LDKs. It's been a practice in strip clubs since they existed. Get a clue, moron.!

Just checked her profile. LMAO she has 580 discussions created in a year. Wow that is epic attention whoring.

LOL bipolar Nicokeyes can't help herself from posting like an attention whore whenever she's having a manic episode. @RandomMember she'll never stop. She can't help it because she's both bipolar and has the maturity of an entitled teenage girl. She's become like the female version of san_jose_creep - the village idiot of TUSCL.

I vote for shameless bipolar attention whore.

@footballguy Second LDKs are shamelessly good. I don't do it often but sometimes you just have to spoil yourself. Also I totally get your favorite way. Although it's not mine, my ATF DS has huge and firm all natural tits and so grabbing them from behind and her looking back at me just like you described is highly arousing and I've LDKed like that many times. A similar good way in that position is when she leans more forward away from me and sticks her ass up so I can clearly see her pussy rubbing right on my hard cock and she can twerk as she rubs it. I'll put my hands on her ass and spread it open for full view as she's twerking and grinding. If positioned just right her pussy lips rub right over my dickhead and there is a bit of almost penetration going on. My backup CF to my ATF DS is a master at this.

@FishHawk my friend tells me that front room EKing is the gateway to the full Alaska Experience. It gets those Eskimo strippers off script. @twentyfive Igloo dances are a chumps game.

I once made a stripper squirt from a mutual grind lapdance. LOL but she was naked so it was on my pants. I first thought it was from my LDK until she saw it and apologized and acted embarrassed.

LOL Nicokeyes if only your peers and friends and family knew that you post naked pictures of yourself to a bunch of men that pay strippers to get off just to whore for their attention. How are you not embarrassed?

LMFAO get off your high horse. It's just sexual satisfaction. I got no reason to be embarrassed. It's kind of a fun a thing with some guys going to strip clubs. No wonder you are a dumbass twentysomething virgin. How are you not embarrassed exposing your sexual thoughts to a bunch of lecherous men that go to strip clubs, dumbass attention whore?

LMFAO NJBalla is a savage LDKer. Cowgirl position with her tits rubbing on my bare chest and my hands on her ass as I control the pace and grind the underside of my hard cock on her pussy will get me to LDK the best. LOL unlike NJBalla I wear pants and underwear that contain my jizz.