Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 208)

This country was stolen fair and square.

@FishHawk do those Eskimo strippers offer EKing (Eskimo kissing) in the front room? Asking for a friend.

@PaulDrake that sounds like a nice big club for regulars.

Waffle gives me a big teepee.

^ Pokeahotass

I asked her to show me some skin and she gave me a buffalo hide.

Whenever I ask a NA stripper for a lapdance she just kept asking "how".

Based on this it can be learned. https://youtu.be/l6AlQgq9MRE

She was probably red faced by it all too.

New Mexico has them. TDs North has it's share of Hispanic and Native American strippers including mixes of the two. Side note, NA dancers can make it rain on their own. Yuk yuk.

@codemonkey feel free to PM me or create a thread when you want to find a decent local dive club out here.

@nicespice that's exactly what several strippers have said about Johnny D. Portland has so many better options than his clubs.

^ Yes. Johnny "Diablo" is an ROB. He and his clubs set dance rates at $50 which drives the other clubs to compete. He also implemented $2 bills as the norm over $1 bills. And based on my conversations with many strippers he's sleazy. I don't support any of his clubs because he wants them to be high hustle. In my book he's our #1 ROB!

^ Casa Diablo is not quite downtown but it is big and ran by Portland's #1 ROB, making it the #1 high hustle club and the most expensive and most overrated.

@codemonkey trust me on this and realize that everything is relative - Spyce is higher hustle that our local neighborhood dives. I will completely agree though that compared to the nearby Golden Dragon the hustle at Spyce is much lower. I have been there on both weekend and weekday night shifts to confirm this. To me after living here for almost 20 years and all other things equal, the overall scene in Portland is lower hustle than other cities. That's probably why you didn't feel there was much hustle. But relatively speaking the hustle drops off when you get away from downtown and Casa Diablo (<- Portland's #1 high hustle and overrated club) And for the record I love Spyce. Hustle and all. I'll just never be a regular there.

@rickdugan in general out here in Portland the bigger clubs are the two types that you describe. The downtown clubs are very touristy and are bigger than your average neighborhood dive club. And they definitely have a higher hustle. At the numerous smaller neighborhood clubs that cater to locals, although there is still hustle, it's more laid back.

Yeah @Nitpicky_Chulo (I keed) I agree. As I have gained experience mongering, I slowly migrated to slower shifts and smaller clubs due to the increased attention from dancers. When I was a rookie I would just go to the biggest and busiest club. Portland has tons of strippers and great small clubs with a high chance of finding a hottie as good as any busy shift. It takes more work to find them, but they are out there.

Nitpicky!

@PaulDrake what's different in your area?

^ meant for san_jose_creep

Seeing a stripper ITC is the point of many PLs, dumbass.

Pizza crust eaten out of the trash? Meh. The homeless in Berkeley do that all the time. Now if he really wanted to be a disgusting savage he should have thrown away the open Papa John's dipping oil packet and then wiped the crust with it off the inner wall of the trash bag. Go big or go home.

Drippin' like a leak that can't be fixed. Or like IceyDodo being a regular troll. LOL both are inevitable.

- She has a bangin' all natural body with an hourglass figure. On my subjective scale she's an 8+. - She's a genuinely friendly person and it's clear she's not faking it. I recently dropped a CF because of this. Over time I came to notice that she can be condescending in a passive-aggressive way. That's a sign of a stripper that doesn't like me or what she's doing so I'm done with that. If she's going to fake being friendly and having a good time, she better be so good that I can't tell. Better is if she's just that way naturally. And NO DRAMA!!! - She's a flirt and constant tease and will sit with me for at least 15-20 min before getting dances. During that time she's open to getting a massage from me and will relax and enjoy it whilst being a tease and flirt in the process. I go to the club to be teased and sexually aroused and it's not just from her stage set and private dances. It's from the entire time I'm in the club. - She's considerate of my time and puts a higher priority over me than other customers. I'm usually OK if she wants to do a quick dance or two with someone else on occasion, but once she's with me I expect her to stay with me until we've had our dances. If she makes me wait on her constantly for more than 15 minutes then I'm done and moving on. - During private dances she provides decent to high mileage. She doesn't shy away from grinding her pussy on my hard cock and allows me to touch anywhere except her pussy/asshole (...I wouldn't even if she was OK with it...). She pays attention to my body language and adjusts when she's doing something I don't like. She's also fine with me LDKing. - Her schedule is compatible with mine and by stripper standards she's somewhat reliable about showing up when she says she will. If she can check off all these boxes, the chances are that I'll be a constant regular, tipping and getting 2-5 dances every visit with her, for years to come. I've been a regular to two strippers now for over two years and it's because they both meet or exceed my criteria above. One if them is my ATF DS for over three years. And along the way over the last two years I've had about 20 other strippers that I tried but didn't meet all the criteria.

It's because you're the biggest troll. LOL no surprise that you get the biggest thread. LOL multiple ones at that. Much of TUSCL is all about you and your trolling. LOL just like you like it! And LMAO that thread (by you) is just as trollish as the links you posted. But keep denying. It's what makes you a dodo.