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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 139)

  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    froggy2
    Washington
    Lap Dance Prices getting out of control
    "$40 & 3/$100 is the standard in Portland..." ^ @OG nicespice I wouldn't call this the standard out here. It's more like the high end of a range and is the norm for the bigger and more upscale clubs. At the low end of the range it's $25 ea and is the norm for the small dives.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    gSteph
    The view from the other side of the room
    How was 2019? In your SCโ€™ing world?
    It was a good year for me. The highlight was getting to meet and get dances with OG nicespice (aka blahblahblah23). I binged on her when she was in town and it was good times. Also my ATF DS and backup CF were always great to me as usual, and I had numerous visits with both. Furthermore I discovered a few other clubs where I can go and had great dances with random strippers, and so I am confident that I will always have clubs to visit and develop new faves. Lastly I only had one bad dance experience with a random. This is a great failure rate considering how many visits I make.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Breakdown of Fees and Fines
    As a customer and Portland PL, this thread has made me appreciate the Portland dives during the afternoons even more. No DJs, no bouncers, no managers. Just strippers and one bartender. Thus, low overhead, which translates to lower dance costs.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Cream of Bacon soup. WTF?
    Sounds like Rocky Mountain oyster chowder. High in protein!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Merry Christmas!
    Happy Holidays @TUSCL!!!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    I think she has begun to suspect something
    It sounds like she knows beyond a reasonable doubt. And she's waiting for you to cop to it.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Thoughts on High Heels ... Yes? No? Whatever?
    Pro Tip: High heels make a stripper's calves sore. Next time you are sitting with one and she's willing, rub the back of her calf up and down and squeeze and push into her muscles. If she's been wearing heels she'll purr like a kitten.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Thoughts on High Heels ... Yes? No? Whatever?
    It's not a deal breaker, but I prefer heels. I recently saw a hot stripper, an all natural 8-9 hippie chick, with flat sandals and thought the sandals weren't as attractive as heels. My fave agreed with me.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Redkneck slut #2 another gas station story
    @heaving here is the thread where I proposed the name 'nicecuck': https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=69845
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Redkneck slut #2 another gas station story
    @heaving nicecuck is OG nicespice who is currently posting as blahblahblah23 due to her shenanigans.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Redkneck slut #2 another gas station story
    It's kinda ironic that 'nicecuck' is advising a show of dominance. ๐Ÿ˜
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    gSteph
    The view from the other side of the room
    What Sport Were You Best At?
    Skateboarding, snowboarding, and golf. Basketball gets an honorable mention.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Redkneck slut #2 another gas station story
    LMAO I bet juice is dreaming of a gummy bear BJ from toofless meth head hubby.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Anyone no of a club that has waffle house style dacners ?
    Isn't this just your casino hotel room?
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    This sites a joke
    @rane1234 I checked out your reviews and you should learn from the feedback over your last two. Although they were approved, several adjudicators rejected them for 'not enough details'. When you are consistently getting adjudicators to reject your reviews, it means your reviews could use improvement. And furthermore I noticed your 3rd to last review was called out as fake in a few comments. FYI a lot of OGs here have been able to adapt to the new format, which is not trash. It's really not that hard.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Consistently Good Club
    ^ @Electronman for me solid two way contact is that her hands can roam anywhere on me but stay OTP and my hands can roam anywhere on her naked body but not touching pussy*. I say this is the Portland scene norm based on most strippers allowing it at nearly every club I visit here. The only exceptions being at the Acropolis where the bouncer enforces one way contact only or with the rare strippers at any other club that limit touching to just having your hands on her hips. But I've never met this type of stripper at Sunset, luckily. *Also please note that touching pussy or butthole is probably allowed by some strippers here, but it's my personal limit not to even if they allow it. In Portland extras can be had at certain clubs based on my discussions with strippers and fellow TUSCL PLs, but it's not commonplace. I'd call Portland a "limited extras" zone rather than a "no extras" one. But again, extras aren't my thing so I only know what I hear from others.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Disaster relief funding for our less furniture brothers on Tuscl
    @juice LOL you still got that futon.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Disaster relief funding for our less furniture brothers on Tuscl
    ^ don't be such an Ebenezer Splooge ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Breakdown of Fees and Fines
    @Waffle I see GPS as a relative thing, so if house payouts make all the dancers charge high rates, it's not GPS to me.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Disaster relief funding for our less furniture brothers on Tuscl
    @juice no matter how unfurniture they are, nobody wants your 20 year old futon with jizz and bbq stains all over it. I'd donate $5 to a san_jose_creep strip club trust fund on the condition that he writes a review after he goes.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    The Ex-Wife
    "I had to learn to control my temper and not to lash out in meanness." ^ @san_jose_creep you were starting to make some incremental progress here but of late you have gone back to making more lame excuses and blaming other things besides yourself.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    The Ex-Wife
    You'll never get over her until you fully acknowledge your own issues as to why she divorced you. Until then, you'll keep talking to yourself like in this thread and keep creating threads like this like you've been since 2015. And you'll keep creating excuses and blame other things besides yourself. Man up and own your own issues!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    davephx
    Arizona
    How to follow Discussion?
    ^ and yeah, if I want to ignore a post, I just scroll by it in real life. I don't need the ignore* feature. *I do use the thread mute feature just to save scroll time.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    davephx
    Arizona
    How to follow Discussion?
    @Jascoi I've been trolled by him numerous times so I just have fun with him and his posts. I have a general policy on internet boards to troll anyone that has trolled me. It's fun!