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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 138)

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    5 years ago
    Thoughts on High Heels ... Yes? No? Whatever?
    @Costa to be clear I don't have a foot fetish myself. I just enjoy giving strippers massages. It's an easy way to get on her good side and have a great time (with a raging boner) without any small talk and such. To answer your question, though, I don't think a stripper would mind a foot fetish as long as it doesn't break any club rules (like an OTP foot job in the main room). And in a dance I'm sure they wouldn't mind using their feet to tease your cock OTP. It's probably less work for her than a regular lap grind with her pussy or ass. I had an ex ATF that would regularly use her foot to give me a cock tease during dances. I didn't mind it but only because she didn't overdo it. But honestly it did nothing for me.
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    5 years ago
    All These Right Wing Wackos...
    Lil_Bumper strikes again. Why nigga with all these old thread bumps? Ya bored with da hoes?
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    5 years ago
    Thoughts on High Heels ... Yes? No? Whatever?
    @Costa LOL and amen. (I'm the massage fucking master! 🤗) I have yet to reward a stripper for a true foot massage, though. The logistics ITC are what kills it. I'd have to go wash my hands after I was done which would kill the mood. And my ATF DS actually doesn't want one because she's a germaphobe. I'd do it for her in a heartbeat, though. Pro Tip #2: After you are done massaging her big calf muscles on the back of them, move on to her lower ankles at the thinnest part. Wrap your hands around them and lightly squeeze and rub the entire perimeter. Being the thinnest part of supporting all her weight, this area of the legs is under the most force from her weight. As such, the muscles there under strain. Also because the heels make her point her feet, her Achilles heel is also being worked. You can never go wrong massaging a stripper's Achilles heel. Pro Tip #3: If you don't want to have her take her heels off for a full foot massage, lightly rub on the top of her foot. Use your fingertips and rub up and down the length of it. In particular, pay attention to the base of the ankle and the transition to the top of her foot.
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    5 years ago
    Nothing like a nice pawg
    Dolfan I would respectfully beg to differ that a PAWG's ass cannot also be athletic and firm. My ATF DS has an ass like this. It's unreal. It is baby smooth in texture and big in size. And what's unreal is that the fat is not soft and mushy like a fat ass out of shape. Instead her ass fat is thick, firm, and pliant like one from a fitness model body. It wobbles as one large mass as she twerks rather than ripples like a soft fat ass. And let me tell you that spooning behind her and having my dick squeezed between. Them is amazing feeling and better as compared to my other two faves with awesome firm athletic asses, albeit smaller. So yes, a firm athletic ass beats a fat one, but a firm athletic PAWG ass feels the best, hands down.
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    5 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    The Ex-Wife
    Maybe your ex-wife was angry because you were going to strip clubs and AMP whores behind her back. And you've done a pretty shitty job of cutting her off by virtue of the fact that you can't keep talking to yourself about her in numerous threads over the years. Do you realize you've been in a rut about her since 2015 just based on your TUSCL posts? How long are you going to keep creating these lame excuses threads?
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Anybody Here Know Where crazyjoe Is Currently Destroying Shitters?
    Funny how OG nicespice destroyed another lapper the other day.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Nothing like a nice pawg
    I don't go for PAWGs much, but if her hips are at around 40" and she has big (all natural) tits to balance her ass, then I'm good with them. The nice thing about a phat ass is that it's all soft on my boner during a lap dance and whilst spooning at a table.
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    5 years ago
    Anybody Here Know Where crazyjoe Is Currently Destroying Shitters?
    McDonald's is a glorified brown trout hatchery.
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    5 years ago
    Anybody Here Know Where crazyjoe Is Currently Destroying Shitters?
    Isn't there a club for destroying an airplane shitter? The Mile High Diarrhea Club? If so I think I'm in it.
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    5 years ago
    san_jose_guy
    money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
    The Ex-Wife
    You'll never get over her until you fully acknowledge your own issues as to why she divorced you. Until then, you'll keep talking to yourself like in this thread and keep creating threads like this like you've been since 2015. And you'll keep creating excuses and blame other things besides yourself. Man up and own your own issues! And LMFAO that you read this but have me on ignore. 😂😂😂
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    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Did nicespice and blahblahblah23 switch avitars?
    ^ @Mackie you're just tripolar.
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    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Did nicespice and blahblahblah23 switch avitars?
    @Warrior15 let's not forget mucktruck and txtittyspice in this troll persona orgy.
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    5 years ago
    reverendhornibastard
    Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
    Are Gorgeous Women Better in Bed?
    All other things equal, yes.
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    5 years ago
    New here
    Call me Rambone, First Rub. 😂
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    5 years ago
    New here
    @Subra FWIW nowadays I do go commando when I club and LDK.
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    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    Did nicespice and blahblahblah23 switch avitars?
    🤷
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    5 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Blah23/Nicespice ?
    https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=69911
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    5 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Blah23/Nicespice ?
    Happy New Years, OG nicespice! 🦄🤗
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Well damn i didn't wrtite any reviews in 2019 lol
    juice got pegged one too many times.
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    5 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Blah23/Nicespice ?
    They're just TUSCL soulmates.
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    5 years ago
    New here
    LDKers are not special forces. They are the low budget horny bastards.
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    5 years ago
    New here
    @Papi FWIW I wasn't born into LDKing. I believe part of it with me developed during my puberty when I learned to masturbate very similarly to getting grinded by a lapdance. Also it's a mental thing too.
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    5 years ago
    New here
    All other things equal I'll take an LDK over an HJ every time. It feels better. But as good as pussy or a BJ not so much. It's just another way of getting oneself off and YMMV.
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    5 years ago
    froggy2
    Washington
    Lap Dance Prices getting out of control
    @TFP I feel your pain my Bay Area monger. Back in the 90s the SF dance rate was $40/1 or $100/3. That was my first area I started clubbing and thought it was the general norm until I went to clubs in Phoenix for $20/1. The club situation in the Bay Area is a crying shame. Exorbitantly high prices in SF. Air dances in San Jose. And non-existent clubs in Oakland. Sad!
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    5 years ago
    froggy2
    Washington
    Lap Dance Prices getting out of control
    ^ yeah @OG nicespice she charges that much but at the same club you can get dances for $25 which is the official minimum club requirement. Since she's popular she charges more. FYI SinRock is another club out here that has more pricing options. Nice to know you are planning on coming back! I can't wait to give you a massage. 🦄🤗