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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 105)

  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Q&A w/Oregonscrazyred
    @Oregon you'll definitely have options up here and convenience. Like Sunset Strip, there are plenty of clubs right off the highways. The competition is high, though. Good luck to you!
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    4 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    Which porn stars have you seen at the strip club?
    @shailynn yeah they were all still in their prime and as hot as in their movies. And Serenity was by far the sweetest and most down to earth.
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    4 years ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    Which porn stars have you seen at the strip club?
    This was all in the 90s in the Bay Area... Raquel Darrian at the New Century Theater in San Francisco. I watched her stage set but passed on private dances because I knew her creepy boyfriend would be lurking in the process of it. Plus it was too expensive. Serenity at the New Century Theater in San Francisco. I watched her stage set and then got a couple of private dances. They were some of my earliest and she gave a good grind. They might have been my first LDKs. Jenna Jameson at the Pink Poodle in San Jose. I just watched her stage set. I also saw Janine Lindemulder and Julia Ann when they were Blondage on stage but forgot which club it was.
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    4 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( šŸ§ššŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’ƒšŸ¼ busy being a "psycho bitch" šŸ¤£
    Recently I found out that I am a lesbian!!!
    @blah does this mean you're going to buy a Subaru and move to Portland?
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    4 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( šŸ§ššŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’ƒšŸ¼ busy being a "psycho bitch" šŸ¤£
    Recently I found out that I am a lesbian!!!
    @blahblahblah it's about time! LOL by your šŸ”ŖšŸ”ŖšŸ”Ŗ posts at PLs and your marriage to nicespice I always assumed you already knew. Anyway, I'm happy for you. Living a lie about yourself is never good in the long run. šŸŒˆšŸŒˆšŸŒˆšŸ‘šŸ‘
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Great songs referencing strip clubs
    Don't Trip (Trina) Peekaboo (Siouxsie and the Banshees) Work It (Nelly w/Justin Timberlake) Get Loose (T.I. w/Nelly)
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Pathetic Loser Food
    Throw a couple of hard boiled eggs in ramen and it's a true meal. And fuck Nissin ramen. Maruchan is where it's at! I buy it in bulk. Also Annie's mac-n-cheese beats Kraft.
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    4 years ago
    joker44
    In the wind
    Rudy Giuliani earns two Razzie nominations for 'Borat'
    Rudy is like Gollum from the Lord of the Rings. Once a respectable hobbit turned into a sniveling creature. A shadow of his former self.
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    4 years ago
    joker44
    In the wind
    Rudy Giuliani earns two Razzie nominations for 'Borat'
    In a press release he's set to give an acceptance speech at Four Seasons Landscaping followed by a cocktail party at the nextdoor porn shop.
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    4 years ago
    reverendhornibastard
    Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
    On the Hunt for Asian Strippers
    nicespice is the best Asian stripper I've ever seen. Hands down. (Or is it hands on?) Hence she's my unicorn DS. I've had Asian faves in San Francisco, Phoenix, and even Boise. I've seen them in numerous other cities too. In my anecdotal observation I don't think they are that rare. Maybe uncommon at worst. Out here in Portland they are represented in the clubs as much as the overall Asian population in the area is.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    ime
    Fuck Joe Biden
    How often do you Club?
    LMAO @Lil_Bumper you been smoking too much endo. FYI it's 2021.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Poker Game Information for those that wanna join and Gamble it up with me
    Let's see, juice the professional poker player just wants to play some "casual games" with TUSCL amateurs. It's kinda like him telling a tranny stripper he that just wants some OTC "spooning" for his $200. No penetration or anything sexual like that. Seriously?
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    Challenge for Non-participating Dancers
    @nicespice Given that I've had boners from your lapdances, I appreciate that you kept that little dick thread in the Dressing Room forum. I saw it as a professional courtesy to all the "members" that you've danced for, if you will.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Getting a lapdance with the underside of your dick
    @heaving that's a pretty good "thought experiment". Makes sense. Also in my anecdotal observation, dick up is best for stick shifting, an OTP tit squeeze, and OTP BJ.
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    4 years ago
    Getting a lapdance with the underside of your dick
    Also part of the reason dick up feels better is because it also exposes your nuts to more direct rubbing and access.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    White Knight Syndrome
    Not quite as bad as white knights (I guess), but I also read stories about how some PLs will help a stripper with her running errands and drive her on some wild goose chase to here and there for a few hours before getting her to a hotel room for some OTC. Or just as pathetic as a White Knight the PL will spend for her to get her nails done and buy her drugs. Worse yet he will loan her money. Seriously folks, it's OK to be pathetic and all by paying for a fantasy, but at some point you should draw a line and grow a sack. There's pathetic and then there's really pathetic. Beyond that is really, REALLY pathetic.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Getting a lapdance with the underside of your dick
    Pro tip: When a stripper sits on your lap or just in front of you and the underside of your dick is in between her ass cheeks, squeeze and massage those cheeks with both hands. You'll give your own dick a really good rubbing in the process of it. Not so much if your dick is down.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Getting a lapdance with the underside of your dick
    You should try it. Underside rubbing feels much better than topside. Before every lapdance I make sure to adjust. I'll even adjust when she sits on my lap or just in front of me in the main room.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    Challenge for Non-participating Dancers
    All da strippers cum for Mackie's BBC (big brown caca).
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Anybody in Phoenix?
    If I were in Phoenix I would get some good Mexican food.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    Challenge for Non-participating Dancers
    I used to be privy to a lot of stripper discussions because of sitting with my ATF DS so much. And for sure they would talk about customer dick sizes.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    Challenge for Non-participating Dancers
    @nicespice I seriously doubt any lurking stripper is going to have an issue with a thread about little dick TUSCLers. But it's possible that a little dick TUSCLer might have a problem with it.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    nj_pete
    New Jersey
    How many diff clubs have you been to?
    I'm at around 50 all over the US. The majority being in Portland, San Francisco, and Phoenix.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    FishHawk
    The mustache makes the man
    Challenge for Non-participating Dancers
    I don't see TUSCL forums ever getting a high amount of stripper participation. The boards are basically a guy's locker room and there's only so much that can be said about strip clubs (and related extra curricular activities) outside of fresh reviews. So the forums get the same threads over and over again or they are completely OT like about politics, other hobbies, or just troll threads. And it's a lot of dudes participating. Because of all this I don't see how any of it entices a lot of dancers to join in.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    grand1511
    Euphoria
    Questions on the history of stripping and lap dances
    I started going to clubs regularly around 1994-95 in San Francisco and San Jose. Back then there were high contact lapdances in SF and weak air dances in San Jose. The clubs in SF were the Mitchell Brothers, New Century, Market St. Cinema, Deja Vu, the Roaring 20s, and the Condor. All of them were high mileage at the time and even by today's standards it would still be pretty good mileage. At the time SF was dealing with a pretty big street prostitution issue and as LE ran it off the streets, they drove some of it into the clubs. Since it was the lesser of two evils, LE basically let a lot of prostitution happen in the clubs. Mitchell Brothers was one of the main clubs for this. Meanwhile in San Jose I went to the Pink Poodle, the Kit Kat, AJs and the Brass Rail where at best you could get your leg touched during an air dance. Plus AJs and the Brass Rail were bikini bars / no nudity.