Recently I found out that I am a lesbian!!!

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>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
I've been kindly informed that I am so mean to the manspecies because I am definitely not into them at all. I guess I have been hiding so deep in the closet that even I did not know that I was a lesbian. Thankfully some wonderfully helpful individuals can see the truth and decided to help me see the light. I was also informed that once I admit to myself that I am a lesbian that I will stop being so hostile towards men. So here I am kindly informing you pathetic losers that I have changed my ways. No more πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ πͺ
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last commentI get along well with lesbians, they like the same things I do
Enjoy your new identity. Can I watch?
i'M A LESBIAN too. In fact I have a t-shirt that says "No one knows that I am a lesbian". I guess they will now. :)
Or maybe some deserve the hostility
@blahblahblah it's about time! LOL by your πͺπͺπͺ posts at PLs and your marriage to nicespice I always assumed you already knew.
Anyway, I'm happy for you. Living a lie about yourself is never good in the long run.
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I do have some lesbian tendencies. I can completely understand the mindset - the female body is soooo much nicer than the male
Thanks everyone for being so understanding and supportive π
If I looked better in Doc Martens I'd consider lesbianism.
@blah does this mean you're going to buy a Subaru and move to Portland?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M
You can't be a lesbian. I never see you at the meetings! ;)
@lopaw could you pm me the time and place Iβd like to check out the lesbian club meeting ππ
Good job, I remember when I came out of the closet too π³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβπ
^^^ Meetings ? They have meetings ? Can I post a video camera for one of these meetings ?
^ shush Iβm tryna sneak in under the radar
Just because you are a lesbian doesn't mean you have to stop having sex with men does it? (Asking for a friend)
I'm sure you could be an open minded lesbian who is willing to indulge in whatever sexual pleasures you desire at the moment.
you just havent had the right man. the typical lesbionics refuses to admit this to themselves but once youve gone space geneious man you just want more space geneious man
The space geneiousness trumps all. hell most people think a beautiful woman like kim bassetter would prefer a big star like prince to a behind the scenes guy like me but after prince and i had a three way with her she said phil, you dont have be rich to be my man, you dont have cool to rule my world, you just need my special time and my kiss
and thats how prince wrote the song. and how kim bassetter was satisfied
so think about blah tha and abandon your lesbionese nature for some phil the space geneious lovin
I do hope you're happy with this enlightenment. Stabbings can be so messy. Best wishes.
Thanks everyone π ππΌ
So brave blahblah. You're a true hero!