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Recently I found out that I am a lesbian!!!

blahblahblah23

>:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣

5 yrs ago · 1 min read

I've been kindly informed that I am so mean to the manspecies because I am definitely not into them at all. I guess I have been hiding so deep in the closet that even I did not know that I was a lesbian. Thankfully some wonderfully helpful individuals can see the truth and decided to help me see the light. I was also informed that once I admit to myself that I am a lesbian that I will stop being so hostile towards men. So here I am kindly informing you pathetic losers that I have changed my ways. No more 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪

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twentyfive

I get along well with lesbians, they like the same things I do

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jackslash

Enjoy your new identity. Can I watch?

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shadowcat

i'M A LESBIAN too. In fact I have a t-shirt that says "No one knows that I am a lesbian". I guess they will now. :)

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Or maybe some deserve the hostility

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gobstopper007

I do have some lesbian tendencies. I can completely understand the mindset - the female body is soooo much nicer than the male

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blahblahblah23

Thanks everyone for being so understanding and supportive 😁

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skibum609

If I looked better in Doc Martens I'd consider lesbianism.

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Muddy
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lopaw

You can't be a lesbian. I never see you at the meetings! ;)

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twentyfive

@lopaw could you pm me the time and place I’d like to check out the lesbian club meeting 😁😁

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Pistrolla

Good job, I remember when I came out of the closet too 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Warrior15

^^^ Meetings ? They have meetings ? Can I post a video camera for one of these meetings ?

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twentyfive

^ shush I’m tryna sneak in under the radar

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whodey

Just because you are a lesbian doesn't mean you have to stop having sex with men does it? (Asking for a friend)

I'm sure you could be an open minded lesbian who is willing to indulge in whatever sexual pleasures you desire at the moment.

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DoctorPhil.

you just havent had the right man. the typical lesbionics refuses to admit this to themselves but once youve gone space geneious man you just want more space geneious man

The space geneiousness trumps all. hell most people think a beautiful woman like kim bassetter would prefer a big star like prince to a behind the scenes guy like me but after prince and i had a three way with her she said phil, you dont have be rich to be my man, you dont have cool to rule my world, you just need my special time and my kiss

and thats how prince wrote the song. and how kim bassetter was satisfied

so think about blah tha and abandon your lesbionese nature for some phil the space geneious lovin

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gSteph

I do hope you're happy with this enlightenment. Stabbings can be so messy. Best wishes.

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blahblahblah23

Thanks everyone 💋 👭🏼

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PaulDrake

So brave blahblah. You're a true hero!

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