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4 years ago
Cashman has more kinks than a pubic hair. š
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4 years ago
@blah is like Denzel Washington in "Training Day" in this thread.
Alonzo: "You've Gotta Hide That Love Deep Inside, You Understand?"
Alonzo: "This Shit's Chess, It Ain't Checkers."
Alonzo: "You're In The Office, Baby."
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4 years ago
I say Christmas is the bigger sin. Baby Jesus would not approve. But resurrected Jesus on Easter would be empathetic since he will have died for all sinners by then.
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4 years ago
Yeah @gSteph at said parties I have gotten too high and it's never from smoking weed. That I can do all night long. But eating edibles and smoking can be too much. It's best for me to commit to one or the other but I still prefer smoking it. I'm old school though.
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4 years ago
It doesn't always work, but sometimes you can pry a stripper away from a PL like that. If I want dances with her bad enough, I'll tip her on stage and negotiate there. Sometimes you can talk her into a few quick dances or it's a non issue and she's just hanging with the dude to party.
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4 years ago
It's just a matter of time before marijuana cooking is commonplace. It will be no different than alcohol soon.
When my wife and I moved to Portland, before it was even legal in the state, we would go to parties and half the food and drink had to be labeled "green". Casseroles, cheesecake, butter, beer, etc was all "green" food. It was a whole community culture that we were not aware of. Gave new meaning to "pot"luck.
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4 years ago
@lovelyb11 Nice job converting your profile over to that of a stripper!
Now everyone can take you seriously.
Pro Tip: Create a new post in the Dancer's Forum and ask actual dancers for the pros and cons of being a dancer.
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4 years ago
Let's not get too serious about telling everyone not to get too serious for not taking OP too seriously.
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4 years ago
@nicespice yeah for the record my massages are all strictly "off the clock". š¤
So don't go getting any ideas next time!
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4 years ago
The only issue with the stripper whisperer theory was that he was sitting in VIP. That's usually a good sign of a whale.
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4 years ago
Do you wanna be a stripper or pretend to be one on TUSCL?
Pro Tip: Next time create an account as a stripper.
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4 years ago
@twentyfive you're a regular Moby Dick. š
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4 years ago
Congratulations @Muddy on your whale watching.
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4 years ago
Currently I'm liking Eliza Ibarra a lot. Her dick sucking and cowgirl hips gyrating are top notch. She also puts in šÆ in every scene. She's never "mailing it in".
I've always like Kendra Sunderland. Of course I'm a sucker for big natural titty blondes.
The current hot thing right now appears to be Blake Blossom. That girl is the total package.
Other current (or just recently retired, sadly) hotties I like are Melissa Moore, Moka Mora, Karlee Grey, Natalia Queen, Gabbie Carter, Lily Adams.
Out of all these currents I put Kendra Sunderland, Melissa Moore, and Moka Mora at the top.
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4 years ago
@LJD I see it the same way from a man's POV. Nothing turns me on even more than feeling a woman's pussy get sopping wet creamy and seeing her eyes roll involuntarily from me fucking her just like she likes. And the best is hearing "you can do what you want with me". That's the icing on the cake!
And yeah it's only degrading to women because of outdated conservative views of women and sex. Instead of being a sexual "stud" like a man, she's viewed as a "slut" instead. Not fair!
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4 years ago
@nicespice So when you get your free penis enlargement are you gonna be nicer to folks here?
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4 years ago
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gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
@rl27 Jill Kelly is the one porn star I would have easily spent too much on lapdances with back in the day. She has the best pussy and ass ever in porn.
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4 years ago
@nicespice me too!
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4 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Out of the true hub cities, I don't think you can beat Phoenix.
@Carlitos I used to live in the Bay Area and yeah OMFG San Jose and Santa Clara County in general is awful for strip clubs.
And yeah Portland isn't really a hub city but it's still a good strip club city for travelers. There are several clubs near the airport and even more if you are willing to drive just a few miles more.
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4 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
^ my best friend from childhood had a half wolf, half German Shepherd. Best dog ever. We lived about 5 miles apart and that dog would escort me home every single time I visited my friend. He was so loyal and so smart.
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4 years ago
I've seen a legally blind stripper audition before. She was pretty chubby and not in good shape. And she had to have a friend help her off the stage.
I've also seen identical twins do a stage show. Most of their set were synchronous or mirror image moves. 'twas highly entertaining.
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4 years ago
@Member that's Hollywood for you. š
When I lived in Missouri back in the 80's it was local knowledge that you don't even stop at stop signs and red lights whilst passing through East St. Louis at night.
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4 years ago
https://youtu.be/-aRVLE-m9W0
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4 years ago
A PL's dick is never small. Even if it really is.
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4 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
2 cats. I love cats.