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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
RIP Dark Man X. Gonna play Party Up, load up a bowl, and smoke it in your honor.
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3 years ago
You two get a room already.
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3 years ago
Al Pacino as Scarface
Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier
Mike Myers as Austin Powers
On the opposite end, I think Jason Statham would have made a much better Wolverine than Hugh Jackman.
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4 years ago
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gStephThe view from the other side of the room
I think the journey towards being an experienced PL is part of the fun! It's as much fun as getting there, as long as you don't get ripped off too much in the process. And taking your time with it and balancing it with your marriage and overall life is a good approach. Also acknowledgement that it's all an illusion is one better than a lot of PLs. It's great fun and all, being a regular dude but then getting to live the fantasy of a stud with beautiful women around, but at the end of the day there are more important things in life. It's no more than expensive entertainment. All PLs should heed this, and this article is a good lesson in that regard.
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4 years ago
shit, crap, poo, poop, poo-poo, feces, stool, shart, dump, load, #2, skat, Lincoln Log, ca-ca, doo-doo, and MackTruck
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4 years ago
Out here in Portland I see it the same. There's always been a consistent distribution out here where the hottest strippers are rare (but still exist) and there's a good proportion of "less than attractive" strippers. And then there's everything in between. This hasn't changed in 20 years.
Just taking DV8 for an example...
https://mobile.twitter.com/dv8pdx?lang=en
...this is their current twitter. If you scroll through it and check out some of the dancers you'll find 8+ quality in a few of them but then a lot are also over tattooed and rather "butchy" looking. This is just an example that it's been the same way out here for 20 years. Portland has always had the "full spectrum" of stripper looks as much as I've observed. I like it because there's always an 8+ hottie out there...if you know where to look.
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4 years ago
LMAO nicespice is a wannabe Gemini I bet. 😂
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4 years ago
@Cash you know that if you so much as blink that juice is going to swap positions with Lil Jayne. You know this, right? I bet he's got a special blindfold and BBQ sauce just for you. He wants to dip your chacken fanger if you know what I'm saying.
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4 years ago
LOL juice you know you wanna be the roast. Lil Jayne will make you squeal like a pig.
Rheeeeee! 🐖💦🍆
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4 years ago
That juice didn't add 'no homo' to his OP speaks volumes.
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4 years ago
Lil Jayne had greek for lunch while juice had some leftover jerk chicken. 😂
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4 years ago
LOL for the record I kiss nicespice's ass because she's a hot stripper that made accomodations to meet me at a couple of clubs AND she was on time AND she's a good lapdancer AND she let me massage her AND she worked with me on dance prices. AND did I mention she's hot?
Oh, AND her penis looks like a pretty clit.
@blah Portland isn't the best place for high rolling PLs. They exist, but it's hit and miss at every club. Your best bets for this type are going to be at Club Rouge, Spyce, and Casa Diablo.
As far as a lower end club with one-way contact, it's the Acropolis. I wouldn't call it super busy but it has a steady influx of customers so it is rarely empty.
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4 years ago
After 60 it's gradual sex. 😁
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4 years ago
Given the era, one could assume this is the equivalent of a strip club and thus the song is about one too.
https://youtu.be/1YOL-Cm5RmQ
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4 years ago
I'm more of a fan of blondes, but I gotta say IMHO the best porn star ever was the brunette Charley Chase.
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4 years ago
@blah I agree with you. Freeloading for a teasing without dances, tips, or at least drinks is really poor form.
And if I want a stripper I'm more likely going to walk up to her for dances if she's on her phone rather than in a convo with a dude. I don't care how lazy you look if you're hot to me. And if you're clearly available, bonus!
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4 years ago
Yeah @Cash maybe Subraman makes a better Dougie Houser.
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4 years ago
Juicebox is like Dougie Houser.
"Muddy and Cashman Go To Juice's White Van"
"Muddy and Cashman Escape From San Jose Gay"
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4 years ago
Alonzo (aka blah): "Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right."
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4 years ago
@nicespice I can see it...
... Cashman starts out the night banging a stripper in an LD booth. He gives her a cream pie. Later she takes Muddy to VIP for some DATY. He slurps up that leftover cream pie like it's the best pussy nectar eva. She blows him and mostly swallows but doesn't fully clean it up. Cashman then later finds her for a front room make out session. He obliges but something is not right so he cuts it short after it tastes salty with a tinge of wang.
Cash and Muddy finally reunite ITC and start bragging to each other about their night. They both see said stripper greeting her boyfriend at the door and it turns out to be juice. They look at each other in disgust as they also realize what they were really tasting in her. They trip over each other on the way to the bathroom to throw up. While they are in their booths they hear juice talking to the bathroom troll about how much his stripper GF loves giving him rim jobs.
And this is just the opening scene. 😂
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4 years ago
I call it a 'butterscotch pussy'. Tastes like one and tight like one.
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4 years ago
Cashman has more safe words than a crossword puzzle.
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4 years ago
Cashman's got more kinks than a German brothel.
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4 years ago
Muddy was slurping on some rick_the_jizzstick. And that red stuff wasn't marinara sauce.
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4 years ago
Was Cashman or any other PL with her prior to going down on her? If so, that might not be her sweet nectar.