TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 5)
discussion comment
3 years ago
RTP
Charlotte, NC
He had reviews of the SF Bay area clubs that were also spot on. I was actually supposed to meet up with him but I ended up not making it. Which sucked because from his review it sounded like I missed a fun night. From his posts he has a great sense of humor and certainly not a boring dude.
review comment
3 years ago
tuscl
A catch-all account
@WildindigoHorse I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. But in case you aren't, vitamin V is Viagra.
review comment
3 years ago
jamesgeorge2019
Be happy you didn't go even later at night. While visiting Atlanta I went on a Saturday at midnight and paid $40 for parking and $40 for entry. And like someone else said, the parking lot was PACKED so there were plenty of us "stupid" guys in the club
If I were a regular I would never visit on a Saturday night. But as a one time thing with other folks I didn't mind. The dances are cheap at $10/song so you save there.
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3 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@ElDuderino_AZ posted "Jesus Christ, @liwet, do you even realize what a creepy thing that is to say?! Probably not. Just shut the fuck up and stick to "horrifying" women."
Have you ever read Liwet's reviews? Those are the definition of creepy IMO so he can't help that.
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3 years ago
PutaTester
West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Sucks you only got to try one dancer. I was curious to see how you felt about any of the others. I agree about the pricing though. Makes it hard to just try out a dancer. I usually just commit to the 3 for $100. Makes it expensive but you'll find who your favorite dancers are for when you return.
review comment
3 years ago
PutaTester
West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Love the review!
I had dances with Raina also and she is also one of my favorites. Like you said older but her body is flawless, well besides the rock hard implants but those are ok
discussion comment
3 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
@SLD looking at that ignore list lead me to then looking at the most followed list. Gotta give it up to Papi Chulo, Sinclair, and Longball for somehow grabbing a spot amongst the other 37 sexy ass dancers.
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3 years ago
sideshow_bob
Yeah it's tough if you don't have any current favorites in any of the clubs. IMO the only club worth going to in Sacramento is Gold Club Centerfolds. The other 2 clubs have kinda fallen off IMO.
Who, besides Serenity, are your favorites at GCC?
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3 years ago
PhredJohnson
I've seen it. A bunch of google reviews, mostly from newbies.
I wish someone had a collection of funny reviews from this site. I've come across some absolutely side splitting reviews here.
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
Yeah if there was any doubt then that last post by bigthirdeye pretty much confirmed his troll status.
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
Yeah I don't even pay the third eye guy anymind. TBH I just thought it was the same person who made the BBC troll account in the past. All they do is ask a shit ton of questions. It's actually the easiest kind of troll to ignore because you just don't answer the questions.
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
@Icey aka Eltriste we considered that a while back, some kind of institutionalization. I thought maybe it was a mental hospital he was in. But the fact that his posting lines up perfectly with the San Jose library's schedule made me rethink the mental hospital thing. I don't think mental health institutions celebrate Cesar Chavez day like the San Jose library does.
Halfway house makes more sense because he just has to be back by curfew. But are you not allowed to have your own cellphone there? Because I always wondered why he doesn't just get some cheapo smart phone with an unlimited data plan.
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
@SLD we've already seen how many people have offered SJG something similar, right? I mean Founder himself offered to basically finance SJG's trip to TJ. He turned that down with the same excuse about his F2F life being protected blah blah blah.
I offered years ago for us to meet up at a club and hang. I wanted to see him run his system in person. Of course he refused.
To be honest, I don't see him as a person with many friends, if any at all. I mean he said it himself, he has no acknowledgement of the word fun. He thinks weed and alcohol is evil. Doesn't sound like anyone I'd want to be around lol.
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
So you can pull shit out of your ass all day but when someone else does it it's an attack on your privacy? You can call people you don't know cheaters and accuse them of looking down on dancers? But when you are called out it's an attack on your privacy?
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3 years ago
rickmacrodong
@Dream69 did you say that you charge $600 for 15 minutes??!!
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
The way this dude pulls shit out of his ass and writes it as if it's a fact is funny. Here let me try that:
Guys who never write reviews are virgins who have never even seen a vagina. Perhaps they should visit a high mileage club to change that. I would suggest going to Tijuana. But people who don't write reviews are also broke, so they can't afford plane tickets.
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
I'm sure no one actually follows SJG's advice. The problem is that he types it out everyday like someone asked for it. No one else here types out daily what they want to happen in a strip club. And then tries to force those preferences on everyone else.
People talk about having a great time when they bought dances and here comes this fool SJG to say that same tired ass line, followed by his tired ass advice that he himself has never done. It's annoying, insulting, and why he will always get the responses he gets.
discussion comment
3 years ago
PinkSugarDoll
Don't feel bad PSD. I still remember Dugan's hissyfit when Doctor Evil didn't have great things to say about his local clubs as well.
review comment
3 years ago
Rad005
Sounds like an excellent time!
Can't be mad that you got money like that to spend. I'm sure that last girl was plenty happy. With the money she made forget fingering, you should have been able to give her a facial right then and there lol.
discussion comment
3 years ago
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
SLD returns! With the same detailed club recaps that I know and love.
Sounds like you had a fantastic time in the club. I gotta ask though, what made you break the hiatus?
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3 years ago
Icee Loco (asshole)
I'm a fucking loser
@Icey so no response to SLD who is posting shit that YOU SAID, that in essence agrees with all the shit you're now suddenly protesting against? Looks to me like you're saying it's ok when you do it, but not when someone else does?
Now all of a sudden you're saying the dancers that 25 interacts with are in desperate situations. You pulled that straight out of your ass. Dugan admitted that he looks for that, 25 said nothing of the sort. So it looks to me like you're assuming. If you're gonna do that, then are we safe to assume that the dancers you become interested in are also in desperate situations?
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3 years ago
Subraman
Car key and wallet dating your sister
@Wallanon it's the same dude.
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3 years ago
booji boy
Thanks for this info! Its good to get insight on places like these.
Do you think the experience would be a lot tougher for a non Spanish speaker?
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3 years ago
Muddy
USA
@Spice that's absolutely DS, good catch. The random all caps words throughout his posts, the negative tone of every single post, same shit.
Surprised me that even DS can tone it down as to fit in over there. He's still abrasive, but nothing like his sailor mouthed self here on TUSCL.
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3 years ago
Subraman
Car key and wallet dating your sister
That's what I feel like doing with a lot of those r/stripper threads over on Reddit. There are so many that I feel like hearing the opinion of guys here about it.