TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 4)
review comment
3 years ago
Muddy
USA
The booby sucking sounded awesome! I've done the same thing before, just straight up suck away like a baby for a minute straight. Then let her grind a little bit more....then go right back to sucking. Good times!
discussion comment
3 years ago
qwerty22
California
Haven't been here in a month, but those deals sound nice. Maybe they know you're a regular visitor there and you spend. I bet if they changed their prices on the whiteboard maybe word would get around and more customers would show up. I bet as of now all the girls still advertise $40+ per dance and 3 for $100.
I visited on a Thursday day shift about a month ago and it was pretty dead customer wise. There were a good amount of dancers in there. But that was before gas went over $7/gallon. I can imagine it's getting deader by the day in the clubs with prices going up on everything.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Nobody wants to talk about this now. Yeah you muthafuckas!!! Warriors back in this shit, y'all forgot about us! Had some key injuries the last couple years and people forgot we threaten this league every year when we're healthy. No KD, no problem!
Boston, work on those turnovers. I thought my Warriors were bad with turnovers, y'all make us look careful with the ball.
Where Ninabambina at??!! We champs once again, fuck Boston and all their 'fuck you Draymond' chants. Y'all worried about Draymond when you should of been worried about chef Curry with the shot and the finals MVP, what the fuck!!!
Man I bet it's lit at all the bay area strip clubs that were showing the game. I was at a bar and it was a damn good vibe in that place, can only imagine what the strip clubs felt like.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Cashman1234
He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
Icee I understand being wary of some people here. But what is it about Pinksugardoll that makes you wary? I look at her pictures and wary is not the feeling I get.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Cashman1234
He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
@Pinksugardoll if you happen to be in Vegas anytime between Aug 5th-Aug 9th I'll take you up on meeting, since Icey is conveniently dancing around the topic.
review comment
3 years ago
PredragDr
California
I visited this club about 4 weeks ago and didn't get around to writing the review. But when I was thinking of writing it I was gonna title it "Hella baby strippers" because that's literally all I encountered.
I used to visit at least once a month before COVID when the place was full of experienced hustlers. My visit a month ago was the total opposite. Like you mentioned, every girl had just recently started, looked young almost too young like 18 or not much older. The good part was they were pretty upbeat and non cynical seeming.
review comment
3 years ago
curious_dude
Just a dude who wants to know more about this stuff
@desertscrub actually now the going rates for dances are $40 and up. Some girls even charge $50 for a single dance.
Thanks for the amateur night review. I've never been and it actually does sound pretty interesting. The only thing keeping me from going is that Centerfolds in San Francisco has an excellent Monday night special that I don't want to miss if I have an open Monday night.
discussion comment
3 years ago
ashevillenoob
Washington
I haven't been to Rhino in a long while. But I do remember two specific reviews where they mentioned that IS the case. No more waived admission even while using the limo.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Muddy
USA
How the fuck did you not mention City of Industry (COI)?! The main three cities I always hear about for best strip clubs (aka highest mileage) are Detroit, Miami, and COI. Atlanta, it's been discussed many of times that Follies was the lone club that made it stand out, the other clubs there are matched in experience by many other clubs across the country, except for in price. They still have $10 dances in Atlanta, meanwhile in r/stripper we got dancers saying that $20/ dance is poverty
discussion comment
3 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
There's been plenty of Warrior fans since before the dynasty. We just hadn't had much to cheer about. The biggest noise we made before 2014 and the Run TMC era was the 'we believe' team of 2008. Can't say there weren't Warrior fans before 6 years ago when it was loud as fuck in that arena when little Baron Davis dunked on AK-47 15 years ago.
Seeing all the Warrior hate only helps me understand why Lebron and other stupidly good ass players/teams get so much hate. People can't stand greatness when it's not their team. I understand, I hated Tom Brady and the Patriots for over a decade. But facts are facts, those were some of the greatest teams in the history of the NFL, with the goat QB. And it pains me to say that since I've always held Joe Montana in that regard.
This Warrior/Celtics matchup should be a great series. This is the team I was most worried about coming out of the east. TBH, I felt we dodged a major bullet when Ja Morant went down and when the Suns shit the bed in that game 7. These physical teams give us problems and the Celtics have some physical guys. I think it's going 7 games.
discussion comment
3 years ago
trpterp
District of Columbia
I've done it also, but one time it didn't work out. I know she usually works Mondays and Tuesdays, so I went on Thursday just so I could see some new girls. Imagine my shock when I see my CF jump from sitting all the way in the back of the dark room to run up and hug me. "I thought you're off on Thursday?" I say. "Yes, but I wasn't able to work Monday so I had to make up a day". Damn. We did dances but she's not THAT clingy so I was still able to try out some other dancers. But not before giving her her piece of the pie lol.
I'm not a frequent enough visitor for other girls to know I even have a CF so no chance of girls 'ratting me out'. And even then, my CF isn't the kind to get all mad if I get dances with someone else if she's not there. If she is there, she just wants her set of dances with me before I try out others. I can't be mad at that. She gives me high quality dances that I usually don't get from others, but there are a few times where she has been matched.
discussion comment
3 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
@Shadow if you read those reviews you'd see why the last review was November 2020. It's the dreaded "make it rain" club. It's Uber popular thanks to being mentioned in countless rap songs, but it's full of people trying to show off how rich they are making it rain. And the dances are basically an extension of that, no contact, she twerks and air dances in front of you and you're supposed to keep making it rain on her. No. Fucking. Thanks.
discussion comment
3 years ago
TxRat
As a breast man and tittyfuck enthusiast myself I'd say this is definitely the place to go.
On my trips I always got the jacuzzi room, but didn't use it much. The only times I used it was when I was able to get a girl to come up after her shift was done, or I agreed to take a girl up for an hour and she was down to get in. These guys are talking about the dirty water but you won't give a fuck about that when you're titty fucking her until you blast her in the chin with a load. But like I said, it's not an experience you'll get with every girl. It takes a bit of time to fill that jacuzzi. And a lot of girls won't want to get in there unless you take them up for an hour versus 30 minutes.
Saturday night is obviously the night you will see some of the most ridiculously stacked women. But the downside to that is HK is extremely crowded. And the women are trying to go through as many customers as they can so the hot tub request will probably be a no all night.
It's HK so you'll be able to find some ridiculously stacked women every night. I noticed you said you're going from Nov 2-6, so I think Thursday night will give you the best choice as a customer. Saturday night will give more women to choose from, but you'll be competing against a shitload of customers.
review comment
3 years ago
nothing4free
Sounds like an excellent dance! OP do you remember her name?
discussion comment
3 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
@Icee you say you don't seek out strippers to date. But you've admitted you go to strip clubs.....to connect with dancers and date them outside the club. Do you not see how ridiculous it sounds to say you don't seek them out?
Anyhow, you say I'm being passive aggressive so I'll just clearly state my issue with you so there's no question. When you first got to this site you made all kinds of crazy statements about why you like dating strippers and how you handle them.
Also, your earlier posts that made you sound like a current or aspiring pimp. I think pimps are some of the worst types of guys in the world. You haven't made posts like that in a while but it's still unforgettable.
All that to say that I question your motives for only going after strippers.
discussion comment
3 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
I didn't make this thread to troll you. Like I said, I saw the topic on reddit and it reminded me of you because you've openly admitted that you like to date dancers. When I read the reasons the dancers themselves believe guys go after only strippers I wanted to see how you felt about it.
And it's kind of weird that you say you don't fetishize women because of their jobs. But then say you like to date strippers. Isn't that.....fetishizing strippers?
discussion comment
3 years ago
TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
@Icee so you disagree with what the strippers are saying in that thread? They state that guys who target and date only strippers are guys who fetishize strippers. Or guys who are trying to take advantage of them. I have to admit, when they listed those reasons it made me think of your posts from when you first showed up to the site. You know, the ones SLD quotes a lot to remind us?
discussion comment
3 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
@Shadowcat are you trying to bait a million replies from SJG with a thread like this?
I don't think they refrain from DFK due to worries about ruining their makeup. I think it really is more intimate to them.
discussion comment
3 years ago
LIGHTINGKAY
California
Looks like he already outed himself with the classic mistake most trolls make: forgot to switch profiles.
discussion comment
3 years ago
nicespice
@Icee I'm gonna take that as a no then lol.
@Jimmy you can probably count Icee out, but Liwet and Founder would be an.......interesting gathering. Last time I was in Vegas I tried to meet up with anyone. Crickets. I bet if I were SJG Founder would have made his way out to meet me.
I'll be back in Vegas the first weekend of August. Let's see if I actually get to meet any TUSCLers this time around.
discussion comment
3 years ago
nicespice
This thread is awesome. I never thought I'd hear the day that Dugan and Dr. Evil were chilling together in a club. With the insults they've exchanged here I thought for sure there would've been at least one dust up.
Then again, I think I could be civil with SJG if I were to ever meet him F2F, as long as he kept it cool.
We need a west coast meetup. Icee, what's up, you gonna be there if we set one up?
review comment
3 years ago
curious_dude
Just a dude who wants to know more about this stuff
Lol @Redbaron's comment, I was thinking the same thing. Also LOL at STD test after a front room makeout session. I don't think it's THAT serious.
Glad you had a good time and felt more comfortable this time.
discussion comment
3 years ago
BaggerRider
Wisconsin
I've been asked this question by 2 dancers in my entire clubbing lifetime and it's extremely annoying. So you expect I'm about to spend all my money on you? Or are you trying to see if I have enough for an overpriced ass hour long VIP?
At least be subtle about it. I don't mind those less prying questions at all. But to just blatantly ask how much you got is an instant turnoff.
review comment
3 years ago
shoukafruit
Thanks for the review. Nevermind Desertscrub, he's a fucking idiot.
review comment
3 years ago
kutts
I think the reason for your experience is that you were just haggling too much about the price. Like Putatester said, this club has pretty good mileage in terms of touching. It's my favorite club in Northern California because of the contact and the talent. Yes it's a little expensive, welcome to California. But spend some money and you'll get to touch easily and they will grind you into mush. Haggle over a few bucks, and you'll get the treatment you got. And even the most beautiful girls will give you a great dance and let you touch boobs and ass. If you read previous reviews that's what you see.
And you're painting a big state with a broad brush. When really it's NorCal that has the weaker clubs, and Socal has City of Industry clubs and others which are on par with Detroit and Miami in terms of mileage.