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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Same story. West is stacked as fuck, even more stacked now. Golden State, like always, will have a tough road to the finals. Cleveland, however, will once again cruise to the finals. UNLESS, Kyrie and Gordon Heyward can get something going in Boston. Sweet baby Jesus I hope they do.
OKC, Houston, and Spurs were always tough and look even scarier now. Don't forget about Portland with young Lilliard and CJ up there.
Still, it's all about my muthafuckin Warriors!
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7 years ago
Clubber: I really try not to use ignore at all. But those 2 post absolutely NOTHING of use conversation wise. Even SJG posts something informative once in a blue moon out if all the absolute hogshit he usually posts.
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7 years ago
Juicebox's threads are cool. It's seeing 13 threads in a row of vincemichaels stolen valor shit that made me put the ignore button to use.
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7 years ago
A lot of those reviews, like Desertscrub will sometimes put in the comments, are club ads. When you see a review that just lists regular crap like hours, drink prices, and has absolutely nothing bad to say about anything at this club, while not giving you any details about the specific visit the person had, it's most likely a promoter looking to boost club ratings on this popular strip club forum.
I think one thing is certain though: Hong Kong absolutely deserves that #1 spot.
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7 years ago
Well that sucks. As a guy that got his first strip club experience in Vegas, I'd be disappointed as hell if there was no contact in a lap dance. It'd be one and done for me. As a noobie I used to think Vegas was great in the way you could basically molest girls the entire time. It was the only thing that made me overlook the outrageously expensive price. If we can't even touch why would we pay those ridiculous cover, drink, and VIP prices?
However after visiting COI clubs I see why folks say Vegas isn't worth it. Personally I'm wondering if anything can compare, besides TJ or other places outside of the US. I doubt it.
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7 years ago
So far I've only got two on my ignore list and the board is a world of difference without them. If I ever forget to log in and look at the discussion page I'm reminded real quick by the list of topics that I better log in.
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
MrBater I've been following this girl for a while now and the comments section in her pictures is always someone questioning if her ass is fake or real. TBH with the before and after pictures she posted I'm finding it hard to believe it's real myself. She admitted she got her boobs done. But she claims the ass is totally genuine. Said it was eating right and 4 years of intense exercise. Look at the before and after post and tell me what you think. https://www.instagram.com/p/BT7GyqlgXRU/
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7 years ago
Ugh, Rick Dugan this thread is old as fuck now. I'm sure the OP has either patched shit up with this ATF or found another one. I only revived this thread because I also wrote a review where I named dancers by name.
I messaged Founder but he said it's too late to take it down. He said he doubts anything comes of it since it's a COI club. Thinking about it, he's right. From talking to other patrons in that club and even on this forum it's no secret who she is and how she gets down.
My whole thing is I didn't wanna have any part of screwing it up for both customers and for dancers. Hopefully it won't.
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Doces300You can run but you will only die tired
I don't care how fine they are. If I can't touch, I'm not going. May as well watch a video just like this one at home and jerk off for free. What use is it seeing her in person if I can't enjoy what I'm looking at? And I'm supposed to pay, for just looking???!!!! Fuck all that madness! Down with air dance clubs!
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Yeah Instagram is cool like that. I remember searching for this IG fitness model and after that, IG started suggesting profiles for me to look at. Lo and behold, they were all fitness models. Jerk off material for days lol. Oh yeah, here's the model I was searching, just for 'reference'. https://www.instagram.com/p/BWggCWhAe9G/
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Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
Good stuff, sirlapdancealot. I followed pretty much that same path. My first LDK was in a 30 minute VIP and I had been holding back at around the 15 minute mark. Finally at around 25 minutes in it was feeling so good I just said fuck it and unloaded. Thank God the dancer wasn't one that would freak out. Because I was super discreet about it (no moaning, no different movements other then the same thrusting I had been giving her the entire time)yet I KNOW she had to feel my dick twitching as it emptied out. After seeing her not freak out and seeing that it was all contained in my pants, I then figured I'd just LDK at the end of every strip club visit.
The only worry is picking the right girl who's gonna give you a good grind and high contact dance. And that she's not such a prude as to freak out if you came. You can find all that out usually within one or two floor dances.
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7 years ago
Shit. I didn't even think of all this stuff. How do I get a review deleted? I'm gonna go back and do a much edited version so no one gets in trouble. Would hate to be the cause of anyone getting outed, hated on, or in trouble. Money must be made, and the fun must continue.
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7 years ago
^^^^absolutely this! I'm sure you can get away with this in most VIPs. I started doing this in Vegas on a fluke one time when I gave the girl my shirt to kneel on the floor with. When she sat back in my lap and leaned back her massive E cups felt oh so good against my chest. From that moment on I always take off my shirt in the VIP to get that feeling. COI was perfect because you get totally naked with the chick anyway.
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
^^^^^excellent point! Makes a lot of sense. It IS all about appearance after all.
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
^^^^^love it! So it's easily safe to say you're an ass man. I love those enhanced asses. Especially since most of them use fat transfer aka Brazilian butt lift. The result is an ass that is huge, yet still nice and soft. Not overly hard like those boob jobs.
Speaking of boob jobs, I wonder what it is that cause some to be super hard, and others to still resemble real boobs in their softness? I would think every girl would want the surgery to result in real feeling, soft, big boobs.
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Thanks for the responses. Learned a lot about your mindset.
Looking at your response for the reasons for your black women preference, I have one more question: How do you feel about 'enhancements' that some of these women get? I know from some of your previous posts that it's not a turn off. But would you prefer natural or does it matter?
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Doces300You can run but you will only die tired
^^^^ haha Doces300 account has been hacked by an ad exec for Tom Ford.
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7 years ago
$500 round trip from the US???? I would think even NY to London one way would be that price. Where on Earth did you find that price?
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7 years ago
Although I have to say after reading your reviews about FKKs abroad I would have to imagine that any experience her in the US would pale in comparison.
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7 years ago
Now this sounds like a fun trip. Hearing about curtains coming down is distressing though. In COI I realized those cum stained curtains are the sole things earning you those easy extras.
London guy I hope you have some great reviews for us once you complete this trip.
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Lol @Papi! Is that..... hair gel???
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Depends where I'm going. I generally use plain old Orbitz for airfare. I find that all those travel sites generally come up with the same fares. The only direct airline site I use is Southwest because their fares don't show up on Orbitz, Travelocity, and all those sites. Southwest is what I check first since you can find those $59 or $79 one way fares on short flights. Then Orbitz.
I learned the hard way that orbitz package deals actually came out to more than finding each separately. For my Socal trip I tried to use it and it cost more than if I found separate one way flights, a hotel, and a rental car on my own. For hotels I use hotels.com because you get a free stay for every 10 bookings. And you can book a bigger better room for free for this 10th stay. For car rental I also use Orbitz, though the price doesn't differ much from booking directly from the car rental site. It's easy to find discounts for car rental though.
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
JAprufrock that's exactly what I did. I should have it in the next 3 weeks.
In the meantime, the COI clubs gave me a good warm up on what to expect in TJ. That city might as well be mini TJ lol.
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7 years ago
More fake tit haters. No worries, more for me! I wish every guy in the club felt like that. My favorites in any club would never be tied up. But then again boob jobs would be much less common if that were the case.
Turn off for me is a chain smoker. I don't smoke and really don't like the smell. I got a dance from a woman who had an amazing rack but as we got closer in the dance I could smell smoke all over her hair and her clothes. So disgusting to me and I'm sure she could tell as my wood dissipated.
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7 years ago
I'm right there with you guys. And yet I'm still weirder than you two. See my latest review on my visit to Paradise Showgirls in COI to get the extent of my weirdness. It should be up by tomorrow since I just wrote it.
Anyhow, I'd also choose an LDK over sex. To be honest I don't see how someone could question a person's ability to LDK, but not question someone cumming from a handjob. What's so much sexier about a woman grasping your dick with her hand and rapidly stroking than a woman in a sexy g string grinding her ass against your dick? The ass, which is some men's favorite part on a woman other than the vajajay. It's all in YOUR mind what you find appealing. Whatever gets you off gets you off and that's that. It's like SJG always telling folks they're doing it wrong in the club. It's not wrong if you enjoy it.....and you're not hurting anyone I should add. So if you enjoy being a sleepytime rapist that's NOT ok, unless the girl gave you permission while she was conscious to fuck her while she sleeps. But if you enjoy LDKs, more power to you.