Enjoying LDK more than real sex

1. You don't have to take her 10 inch dildo before it's your turn

Oh juice I am so on board with almost everything you are saying. My only nitpick would be on #3 above. I don't believe that an LDK master is a premature ejaculator when it comes to real sex. I am certainly not. I'm not going to brag and say that I'm some porn stud superstar in the bed but let's just say that I never had issues getting my wife or past lovers off in bed. I last long enough NOT to be premature is all I'm saying. But also I can get myself to LDK within one song. My average is probably three and my longest run was nine. So to me there is no correlation between your real sex stamina and your LDK stamina.

And yeah I love this shit too and yes absolutely controlling it is part of the fun! I spend anywhere from $25 to $150 on my ATF for my LDK at each visit. Some days I WANT to fantasize that I'm that premature ejaculating loser that has a once in a lifetime chance with a hot woman and so I LDK on the first or second song. And other days I want that 1/2 hour $150 VIP and imagine that I'm fucking her like porn star for the entire time before I LDK. And if I don't make it and LDK early, BONUS! LOL it is still fun after you nut. Also when you can control it is when you realize that you don't ever have to leave the club unhappy. Controlling your LDK is PL LIFE!!!

Also BTW I have an LDK article under review. I hope you will check it out and add to it if and when it gets published. I wrote it Friday night and so maybe it will be up tomorrow.

Pp LMFAO

SirLap I agree with you but I am a pre squirt guy lol...well first round that is...second round I can sling dick with the very best if them

JUICE, PUT DOWN THE FOUR LOKO AND STEP BACK!!!!!

juicy as far as I'm concerned the only downsides to LDKing are remorse and wet pants. So worth it.

Put it this way: If FS OTC with a stripper is the caviar of the sex industry, LDK with one is the bag of potato chips.

remorse? what the fuck is that? i've been LDKing for over 20 years and not once have i ever experienced that concept of remorse.
this shit that we do is fun, keeps us looking and feeling young, and i look forward to keep continuing doing this shit for another 20+ years

LDK sounds totally disgusting.

Ratdog I totally agree...I've never felt a single ounce of remorse...I love it as well...I also love to find girls that get excited about it

Shaylnne LMFAO

It's not gross...hell sex is gross because your actual exchanging body fluids

LDK aka LapGasm is contained and it's your own fluids on you...much like jerking off and jizzing on yourself...plus if you rub it in and let it dry according to bodybuilding bro science it actually increases your testosterone levels

In the grand scheme of all things gross to me, an LDK is pretty low on the list. So my limp dick is sitting in my own jizz in my pants. Big deal. That is no worse than it sitting in a jizz filled condom.

Drunk stripper puke in my lap would be a million times worse

Anyone ever LDK two different strippers on the same night? I have LDKed my ATF twice a few times.

Haven't yet being honest..usually I just edge myself then once I'm ready to let it go OMG wow...then I'm usually spent...time for a hot Sammy, shower and sleep

Edging is the other thing that makes it so great besides blowing your load. When I have that extra cash to burn, I like to edge as close as possible quickly and then the rest of the way just stay at the edge as looooong as I can hold out. And then finally when I cannot hold back and nut, it is the best feeling LDK I can get. I'd take one over a HJ any day. It may not be blowjob cum good but a good LDK can make me curl my toes for sure!

You Demi god damn right.

I'm right there with you guys. And yet I'm still weirder than you two. See my latest review on my visit to Paradise Showgirls in COI to get the extent of my weirdness. It should be up by tomorrow since I just wrote it.

Anyhow, I'd also choose an LDK over sex. To be honest I don't see how someone could question a person's ability to LDK, but not question someone cumming from a handjob. What's so much sexier about a woman grasping your dick with her hand and rapidly stroking than a woman in a sexy g string grinding her ass against your dick? The ass, which is some men's favorite part on a woman other than the vajajay. It's all in YOUR mind what you find appealing. Whatever gets you off gets you off and that's that. It's like SJG always telling folks they're doing it wrong in the club. It's not wrong if you enjoy it.....and you're not hurting anyone I should add. So if you enjoy being a sleepytime rapist that's NOT ok, unless the girl gave you permission while she was conscious to fuck her while she sleeps. But if you enjoy LDKs, more power to you.

A lot of the times I've spent five or more songs and near the end I'm done having her change positions and we now have locked in the position I will get off in....then I usually go to rabbit speed just try fucking the living hell out of her...by the time I can and or she as well...both of us is short of breath and drenched in Sweet. Looks just like we had real sex..hell basic we did.

Anyone else like me on this ?

I even enjoy chocking and being choked

I don't like it to be at the point of looking like a blatant sex act myself. And definitely not rough stuff. I like to think of it as like you still can't get away with having real sex and so you still have to be discreet with each other and still make it look like a dance on the security cameras. Also I am a lover of the tease and edging and so I like to just match the dancer's rhythm and go with her flow which is usually to the beat of the music. It's still a dance with each other. LOL just one that got a little out of control.

Tied to what I just said is not even making it look like an orgasm. At most at the moment of climax I may thrust just a little harder a few more times but I really try, even with my ATF that knows the gig, to make it like nothing different about the dance is happening as it is happening. And even that is a great feeling too! I don't even mind coming just when she is just getting off of me and changing positions. Again this is all part of going with the flow of it. Even coming. You get to a point at where you don't even have to try to make your self and you just know it is going to happen and so you just let it.

Yeah I agree with the relaxed chill loving making and rhythm parts..I'm all about that myself but I must confess when it's on its on and I go all the fuck out

Last LDK I had last week stripper was on me riding me facing forward and we was dry fucking hard...I mean I had the couch rocking and slamming up against the wall...Shit in the champagne room was shaking

My dancer started saying god, fuck and yes don't stop...she dug into me and before I knew she started wetting the front of my shorts..it was so hot I couldn't control myself and blew hard...afterwards she laid in my chest and said I put her pussy into a dick induced coma LMFAO

Any one else love to adjust and or self stimulation with yourself while these dancer's grind allover you ?

I've noticed even in clean clubs I can get away with a light adjust and strokes

In medium to high mileage places you can jerk it all you want to as well as smack it against the dancers, chest, ass, face and clitoral

Damn I have s good time...I'm looking forward to my next LDK in a few weeks

Juice, any stripper I've been with could read your accounts of ldk and mistake me as you.

Cheaper, no remorse, simulating sex, and many other reasons are why the LDK is king! If done with the right girl, because not all have the sought after dancing technique to get you there slowly, while finishing you with a gradual build up. I like the ines who you can tell want to build you up to get you off!

Lol...funny thing is lots of extras girl's are not always good at giving an LDK

Some of the best dancers I've meet have come from gray area clubs...some of them bitches know how to deliver a proper LDK

^^^ No shit! The discreet ones make you think they like you enough to make u ldk.

I get confused, to the point I think they must like me if they're making me feel that good. Hell I even stalk them and watch to see if they dance that well for other customers, and it appears they only are doing it for me. That's how good at disguising their talents the best ones are! It's definitively a talent!

I don't think I could say I enjoy LDK more than actual sexy. It is something that works in clubs that don't allow fs. It also works in a LD room - and doesn't require the expense of going to VIP.

I know fs is more risky - but the feeling is incredible -

Another premature ejaculation thread. How original.

Juice, why would it be surprising that most extras girls aren't good at making guys cum in their own pants? After all, they don't get much practice doing that when they are offering grown men for direct options. ;)

I agree LDK is very good. I agree with a lot of the comments made.

You also get more choice as almost every dancer is available to help you achieve! Definitely more than if you want extras.

I must admit the main reason for me is because it's cost effective. I get to go more often this way.

"If done with the right girl, because not all have the sought after dancing technique to get you there slowly, while finishing you with a gradual build up. I like the ines who you can tell want to build you up to get you off!" - Meat72

^^^This!!! Meat72 a good LDK dancer is like gold to me. One that gets into responding to your body language and just keeps ramping that intensity level and just gradually keeps getting you closer to the edge. Basically it is a dancer that teases you more and more until you can't take it and then you HAVE to explode! My ATF/LDQ is such a dancer. Hence, her LDQ title.

That said, since not all dancers are 'perfect' for this, LDKers need to just expect this, so alternatively it is a fun game to try to pull an LDK off unbeknownst to them. In these LDKs you have to make the most of those moments where they are doing it right because it won't be long before they change up the dance and your arousal may drop. And if you fail, try, try again (or move on).

@juicebox69, regarding fondling myself, I will for sure use my hands to position my dick to rest up on my belly and get all the friction going on the underside. I can only LDK with underside stimulation, so my goal is to make sure I get maximum rubbing and stroking there. If I am hard it takes care of itself, but if I'm only partially hard I need to adjust at times.

And if she backs off and does an air dance and play with her pussy in front of me, I will rub my hard on over my pants in front of her too. It's sort of a mutual masturbation break from the bumping and grinding. It helps me maintain my boner until she returns to a contact dance.

@houjack amen re: LDK = cost effective. I also do it because I truly don't want any extras or FS. I'm married and so FS and direct genital contact* is off the table for me. So I want the LDK exclusively. And I want it as frequently for as much as I can afford. (*I have had a few dancers reach into my pants and try to grab my dick during a dance and I don't allow it.)

^^^ HAIL TO THE KING!!!

full on sex is best.

butt the rest is nice.

All hail to the king LMFAO glade to see the masters approve of this glorious thread :)

The tip of my dick and under side is key for my LDK

So doing all I can to keep it against my belly works like magic

Pro tip: If you can get away with it, unbutton your shirt. I do this with my LDQ in VIP and her all natural DDDs feel fucking amazing on my bare chest. As does her peach booty.

^^^^absolutely this! I'm sure you can get away with this in most VIPs. I started doing this in Vegas on a fluke one time when I gave the girl my shirt to kneel on the floor with. When she sat back in my lap and leaned back her massive E cups felt oh so good against my chest. From that moment on I always take off my shirt in the VIP to get that feeling. COI was perfect because you get totally naked with the chick anyway.

Been thinking about adding a button up shirt...right now I use a polo shirt...usually the girls push my shirt up from all the grinding and yes it feels amazing having that skin on skin

Hell some times the chicks grind so hard they damn near pull my pants down

Excellent pro tip SirLD. I recently was enjoying a LD and the dancer unbuttoned my shirt before the dance began. She knew how to give a great dance - with lots of contact.

Before joining this board I used to feel shame and embarrassment if I had an LDK. I thought I was the only one it happened to. Though I don't actively seeking it, if it comes it comes (pun intended) and might as well enjoy it. TUSCL has served a valuable service for me.

Mesh gym shorts, so the dancer can reach up and do the long strokes for completion. Also, she can get on her knees and reach up the shorts and give an OTPBJ while jerking me off. Best LDK style dance ever.

The LDK isn't something that should cause embarrassment. I think it can be highly cost effective - so it's a way to maximize your club experience while keeping costs low.