Comments by dalcowboyfan

I compliment them on their decision to become a dancer

I prefer to hear the dancer making sex noises

or he could just climb the side of the building to get on the roof I believe that guy who tried to climb Trump Tower would love this place

they upload them to porn sites

or you can carry a wrecking ball into the club and make your own exit

the entire Vegas Strip should be considered one huge strip club

it means she needs to have her damn hair done

17. Having to pay, period

having a vagina is the only requirement to get hired at a strip club

All strippers have complimented my one-liners here on tuscl

as long as you're alive, you're old enough to date

they ask me for a Q-tip all the time

it means her leg is about to fall off

the 9-iron?

cocaine is a powerful drug

I once fucked TUSCL

does jacking off onto her hair count?

How much do I need to tip a dancer to live with me for 3 months?

I've seen a couple of 15's and 20's, too.