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8 years ago
Yeah, it's a dealbreaker for me. Anytime I've gone back on that and thought "hey, they look good though", I've regretted it afterward. So, from now on, absolutely no fake boobies.
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8 years ago
what subraman said
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8 years ago
Hey rh48hr. I remember meeting you also in Phoenix.
I abandoned DaOnion because I was taking a break from TUSCL at the time. When I wanted to start posting again, I forgot the password and also had changed my email address, so I had no way to re-set my PW. Hence, the new beginning. I'm only posting under TG now.
Motorhead, funny. Except it's the other way around. When the strippers aren't making me smile, their broken promises are making me cry. Haha.
I've been skipping the strip clubs lately because I'm dipping my toes into the sugar dating scene. So far, I really like it. Equally hot women and these women actually return your text messages! I have dates lined up with 4 women over the next week and more women keep messaging me, asking me out, but I'm telling them I can't right now because I'm overbooked. It's amazing. I'm spending about the same or less than I was in the sc's too. Plus, no time limits. Women are cool with 2, 3, or 4 hour dates and will text you every day. All for the cost of one VIP session at the sc. Plus, the first dates are free. You just pay for dinner or drinks.
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Anyway, Ch3ll, I pm'ed you. Thanks for checking on me. Yep, nothing bad happened to me. I'm alive and well still.
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8 years ago
Haha. Nope, I'm not one of the juice aliases. :)
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8 years ago
Kidding. I'm DaOnion. Changed my user ID a while back. What up Ch3ll? Got some stories for you. :)
Hey Corvus. :)
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8 years ago
I met that dude. He's an asshole.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
I thought you go to a lot of massage parlors. That doesn't count as paying for recreation? Hmm...
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
All of the young girls are on social media 24/7 instead of hitting the gym, playing sports, etc.
I see all of these younger girls all dolled up with makeup, using their selfie stick to get the perfect picture for their instagram account, and they are way out of shape. Their yoga moms are usually fitter than you.
Photo shop isn't going to fix their lazy, fat ass. They all drink these 1,000 calorie drinks from Starbucks too, which doesn't help any.
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8 years ago
Bye Felicia
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8 years ago
Really, this girl? Nah. Pass.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
SJG, you seem to have a very strong interest in these TJ clubs. It seems you've been very interested for a long time now.
Do you ever plan to actually visit? San Jose isn't very far away. If so, when? In the next year, the next 5 years? Just curious.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Well, this morning, she's back in play. Life is so unpredictable and so are women. Sorry for the thread hijack.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Probably sugar. Before she flaked out, she was bragging to her friend that she met a great guy, etc., and her friend wanted to meet me. So, I think her friend wants me to be her SD, but haven't met her yet. Think I'll go back to scanning SA. I had turned down lots of other women for my first choice, so I may hit some of them up.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
He dumped her for somebody else, but she's still pining over him. These sugar babies are as flaky and foolish as a lot of strippers I'm finding out. Oh well, the search continues.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Well, my sugar relationship just ended. She's not over her ex boyfriend yet, but I did get to sleep with her and she wants to set me up with her single friends. Anyway, I am free to go to Deja Vu now, guilt free.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
rh48hr: lol
nice one
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Nothing too crazy from me. I'm pretty vanilla. I get really into regular foreplay and standard sexual positions, so standard sex is pretty charged up and not boring.
To answer your question though, sex at work is about as crazy as I've gotten. I worked at a corporate office in a large building and had sex there after hours, when nobody or maybe only a couple of other people were around. The woman and I did not get caught. Another time, that woman gave me a blowjob in the elevator during work hours. Now that was a close call! As I finished, the elevator started moving, and the woman had nowhere to deposit the change I left. So, she had a full mouth, my pants were unzipped, and the door opens. We were eye to eye with one of our co-workers. I said hi, but she could only nod. I think we looked nervous, because he gave us a suspicious look.
When I was younger, I worked at a small retail store in the mall. I once had sex in the backroom. I was the only employee working at the store, so the front room was unattended. Anybody could have stolen anything they wanted and I would have had no idea. So, me and this woman are going at it and a customer starts yelling "hello??? Is anybody here?". I was on a mission to finish, so I went at it for another minute until I was done. The customer started walking into the stockroom right after we finished and he saw us both all sweaty and out of breath. He looked shocked and knew exactly what we were doing. Haha.
Okay, last thing. Was having sex with a stripper in VIP and she wanted a finger up her butt, so I stuck it up there pretty deep, while we did the deed. That's about as kinky as I've gotten though. Nothing crazy.
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8 years ago
I agree. Titties in yo face is much better than Prozac.
Yeah, it's an old story. I think totalfratmove pulled the story from reddit. The reddit user seemed real, so it may be true, but who knows.
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8 years ago
Thanks. Just for that, I'm rooting for the Vikings this year.
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8 years ago
Vince, that is some crazy shit. Haha. Please don't bring any C4 to any meetups!
JS, that might be racist, but it's funny as fuck. If Chris Rock or someone told that joke, the crowd would be in hysterics. A lot of good jokes are offensive, but I don't that one is mean spirited.
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8 years ago
Papi that's insane. That solidifies your first ballot TUSCL Hall of Fame entry.
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8 years ago
Great question. Just like this: After checking out all the girls, I find the hottest one, who I'm most attracted to. I tip her on stage, she smiles, and I ask her to come join me. She sits down, we order drinks, and we hit it off. I buy a few floor dances from her and they are really hot dances. We order more drinks and decide to do a VIP session. The VIP dances are even hotter and there is a lot of great two way touching. Halfway through the VIP session, she leans in and starts kissing me.
Then, she stands up, hands me a condom, turns around, bends over, pulls down her g-string to her ankles, and leans against the wall. I stand up, pull down my shorts, put on the condom, and have her doggy style until we both O. After we ate done, she gives me back my money, and says "this one is on me". A guy can dream, right? Haha.
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8 years ago
Sometimes hot girls in casual clothes turn me on as much as if they were in lingerie. Especially if you've seen them naked before or in lingerie before, because you know they are hiding a hot little body under those casual clothes.
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8 years ago
Haha.
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8 years ago
I have good taste Papi. ;)
I'll pm you about it.