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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
A little of both. I keep a monthly budget in general and always try to spend less than I made for the month. Based on my ATM withdrawals, since I charge just about all other expenses, I can tell how much I spent at SC's for the month.
Other than that I don't keep any records of names or anything and fly by the seat of my pants. I'm usually really bad when it comes to remembering names in real life, but for some reason I'm like Rain Man when it comes to remembering stripper names, their real names, faces, details about their life, who charges what for different dances, what they like to drink, etc. I'd be good if there was a stripper Jeopardy edition. Maybe I'll add that skill to my LinkedIn profile.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Too Much Juice is a good name for a rap song. I think Nelly rapped 'can't nobody stop the juice' in his old song Hot in Here.
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8 years ago
Great analogy juice. Exactly.
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8 years ago
It's not very common for standard lap dances. In VIP, if I get a girl who lets me play with her kitty, it's much more common. In that scenario, I can usually tell whether it's real or fake based on how wet she gets and how long we are touching or licking each others genitals.
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8 years ago
It depends on the situation, the stripper, and how believable it is. If we are doing extra-curriculars and she's moaning a little and it sounds genuine, I'm all for it. If it's a standard lap dance and she's being over the top with fake, loud moans, then it's weird.
Recently, in VIP, this dancer and I were going at it and she started getting pretty loud. I was worried the bouncer was going to come in. It sounded genuine and she confirmed that it was when she had a giant O and squirted. The first squirter I've ever had in my life. One of the best VIP's in my life.
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8 years ago
25, I agree on the goat. By GOAT, I meant 'greatest of all time' though, referring to LeBron or Jordan.
Shai, I agree that Jordan and Kobe were more selfish than LeBron, but Jordan still averaged over 5 assists per game. I think Jordan's selfishness was more about winning and he thought he gave his team the best chance of winning if he shot all the time. LeBron is definitely a better teammate though. He would never punch a teammate. Part of that is that I still think Jordan had more fire and was more intense all the time, which made him the player he was.
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8 years ago
25: LeBron's block at the end may not be remembered by many in the future, but in my opinion it may be one of the highlights of his career. It was an incredible athletic play, where he gave 110% and it was a huge momentum changed.
All the talk of him quitting in 4th quarters, jumping teams to join front runners, etc. were erased in that moment in my mind. Bringing them back from down 3-1 against the defending champs and best regular season recordholders is historic.
I never liked LeBron much, although I respected his talent. I just didn't think he was as good as Jordan or a gamer like Jordan. I have to admit, the last 3 games changed my opinion of him entirely. I honestly don't know who the GOAT is anymore. If LeBron wins one more ring with the Cavs, I may have to concede that LeBron is better than MJ. Thought I'd never say that. It's a coin toss.
BTW, Kyrie is pretty damn phenomenal too.
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8 years ago
I was thinking it's a sign this is the year for major droughts ending. I think maybe the Cubs are next. They are looking like World Series Contenders, even more so than the Indians.
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8 years ago
I think JS looks more like Steve Guttenberg, when Guttenberg was younger and had more hair.
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8 years ago
I even had lipstick inside my ear. That's a first.
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8 years ago
Plus one for Papi w/ the lipstick/simulated bj comment. I just left the club and I have 2 red lipstick kisses on the crotch of my white shorts. I thought my Uber driver was gay because he glanced at my shorts a few times. Now I know what he was looking at.
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8 years ago
You get a text from some random dude telling you to quit contacting his girlfriend.
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8 years ago
You can't find your credit card, but have a club VIP card or free admission card in your wallet now.
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8 years ago
You wonder if the condom you flushed down the toilet in the men's room will cause a clog, flooding the club, and causing it to open late.
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8 years ago
You are trying to sift through the SS in your head, to see what may have been the truth and what was a lie. You realize it's a futile exercise and requires someone with a PHD in SS, so you come to TUSCL for advice.
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8 years ago
These are good. Nice work.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Who wins? ABC. Just read this is the 2nd highest watched NBA Finals ever.
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8 years ago
TUSCL should have attended, set up a table, and offered unpaid internships to get their foot, or stripper heel, in the door.
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8 years ago
That's crazy.
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8 years ago
I move around constantly. If I spend 4 or 5 hours at a club, I'll probably sit in 5 or 6 different spots during that time.
After some private dances, sit somewhere new. After a trip to the bathroom, sit somewhere new. Keeps it interesting to me, having different vantage points of the stages, club activity, etc.
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8 years ago
What ruins it? Pushy and rude dancers who don't take "no" well. ROBS who try to pull one over on you. Dancers or hustlers who are constantly trying to upsell, so it ruins the experience of the dance you are currently getting. Dancers who try to guilt trip you if you don't buy them a drink, especially if you've already bought a couple for them.
What makes a great visit? Quality time with one of your favorites. Seeing a new girl on stage, tipping her, having chemistry, and then getting amazing high mileage dances from her. Getting unexpected bonuses in VIP that you don't have to pay extra for.
Last, but not least, is my favorite. Not sure if this will ever happen again. I was buying dances from a favorite (I knew her real name and phone number) and she told me to stop buying dances from her. She said she wanted to date me for real and if I keep buying dances, she'll view me as a customer and she'll keep me in that category, because she won't want to lose the income. Night made.
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8 years ago
I can relate to this perspective, especially when you see so many people dying at a young age. I think there's a balance between living for today and planning for tomorrow. I feel like I've spent most of my life planning for tomorrow, even though I've had a good life and a lot of fun experiences along the way.
I'm currently in the middle of the biggest sc binge of my life though and the past 8 days have been a fun and wild ride, where I've had 5 visits and countless dances from more dancers than I can remember. I even got to play with two of them ITC and they are the two hottest women I've ever been with. I spent over $1,000 this past week at sc's which is way more than usual, but it's been a very memorable and enjoyable ride. I think sc'ing in small market areas with lower prices and higher mileage really has it's advantages. Your dollar goes a lot further.
Anyway, yeah, appreciate today and enjoy the moment as much as possible. If you can do both, enjoy the moment and prepare for tomorrow, even better.
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Wow. Life is so fleeting and none of us know how long we have here. So important to appreciate every day.
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8 years ago
She wound up texting me several messages later on apologizing to me. What's that line from the Godfather? Just when you thought you were out, they pull you back in. The smart thing is probably to walk away, but she's really hot and I like her. Maybe I'll give it one more try...