JAprufrock
Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
Comments by JAprufrock (page 19)
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5 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
^^STFU, you pipe-smoking libtard.
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5 years ago
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
I’m sitting at the bar here at Boston’s and it took the fucking bitch 15 minutes to even acknowledge me. It’s not that busy and she’s just fucking around. Pisses me off there are so many useless cunts tending bar.
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5 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
SkiBum’s most romantic moment was with an 8 x 10 glossy of Ben Carson, a jar of Vaseline and a satin glove.
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5 years ago
jackslash
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This Andrew clown sounds like quite the douche. Here’s hoping one day he is fucked in the ass until he’s bleeding from the rectum.
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
I will shower them with gifts when they join the organization I am building.
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5 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Rev,
Do you know if there are any Slovenian former porn models available? Specifically those not averse to cowardly draft dodgers with alleged bone spurs?
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5 years ago
joker44
In the wind
@SanJoseGuy, will your organization require ladies to undergo a gynecological exam to prove they ARE NOT virgins?
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5 years ago
jackslash
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This is all a leftist conspiracy designed to smear the good name of a great American in Roger Stone. I’m not going to stand for it.
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5 years ago
joker44
In the wind
^^Yup, and sucking dry every cock she can get her lips around. Sounds like his has-been, never-was, washed up rapper clown's plan backfired and he ended up fucking himself.
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5 years ago
jackslash
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^^Stone might get a light sentence, but will his rectum still take a pounding in the pokie?
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5 years ago
gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
And to think, just because she's Mexican, jack-offs like Ski-Bum would rather fuck a goat or suck a chimpanzee dry.
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5 years ago
joker44
In the wind
@londonguy
"In 1981 when Lady Diana Spencer was about to marry Prince Charles and become Princess Diana, her virginity was a huge issue. Several magazines and newspapers reported at the time that the soon-to-be Princess Di was examined by Dr. Pinker, surgeon-gynecologist to the Queen, to ensure that she had an intact hymen (which, btw, isn’t always a sign of virginity). In fact, many theorize that Queen Elizabeth chose Diana for Prince Charles because she was as “innocent” as can be. Princess Diana’s uncle Lord Fermoy, even took to the press to uphold her good name. “Purity seems to be at a premium when it comes to discussing a possible bride for Prince Charles at the moment… Diana, I can assure you, has never had a lover,” he told The Daily Star, according to Tina Brown’s book, The Diana Chronicles."
https://themerlions.com/2018/05/31/meghan-markle-broken-royals-virginity-premarital-sex-rules-tradition-the-purity-test-for-potential-royal-wives/
Look dude, I don't give a rat's ass whether it's true or not. But why do you have your panties in a bunch about it? Still whacking it to her memories? It's time to move on. Do like me, instead, and stroke it to Megan Markle. She exudes sexuality, and I'm fairly certain she didn't need to have her pussy examined to determine her virginity before marrying Harry.
Cheers.
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5 years ago
joker44
In the wind
@joker, does this mean big black cocks had nothing to do with their divorce?
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5 years ago
joker44
In the wind
^^It was in news reports back in the day, when they were engaged, she supposedly had to be examined by “The Royal Gynecologist” to determine if she was pure. Sounds like a fun job actually, since she was an adult.
But back on topic, minus-5, just plain idiotic and possibly traumatic, not only having to go spread your legs and have your pussy probed by some strange old dude, but that asshole letting the world know about it. How fucking embarrassing for her.
And one more thing, medical professionals have long maintained the absence of a hymen doesn’t necessarily indicate the girl/woman is not a virgin.
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5 years ago
joker44
In the wind
I suspect Todd’s distrust of his wife grew after former NBA player Glenn Rice revealed he had sexual intercourse — and I’m guessing oral sex as well — with her back in the 1980s when Michigan was playing in the Great Alaska Shootout and she was a TV reporter.
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5 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
^^He’s not a Hannity ball-licker.
Hannity would need to have testicles to have anyone lick them.
So I suspect he is a Hannity carpet-muncher.
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5 years ago
jackslash
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^^Maybe it’s jus me but I’d love to lick Megan’s labia.
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5 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
@Nicole, glad you’re back. Can you post pictures of your pussy now?
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5 years ago
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Ducati
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5 years ago
jackslash
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I’d hit it.
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5 years ago
CC99
Say yes to the sex industry!
I enjoy having strippers, escorts and masseuses run the tip of their tongues along the underside of my shaft until I burst loads of jizz.
Hope that answers your question.
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5 years ago
apoopdeep
Exxon
I get the feeling the OP’s sister, mother, daughter or even grandmother had their assholes stretched out by some Indian guy’s cock, scarring him so much that he created this account as some sort of half-ass therapy.
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5 years ago
CC99
Say yes to the sex industry!
I like fondling and sucking on big, beautiful breasts and nipples.
Hope that answers your question.
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5 years ago
CC99
Say yes to the sex industry!
I like pussy.
Hope that answers your question.
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5 years ago
jackslash
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This bitch is gonna have broomstick handles shoved up her orifices every night in prison. Can't wait to read about those reports.