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8 years ago
C & D, usually I'm trying to get your attention, or I appreciate what you are doing. Last time at tootsies, there was a thin spinner who did some amazing pole work. She was rail thin, and accordingly not my type, but I and most everyone else was running to throw money at her in appreciation. I'm there to see what I want to see and get what I want to get, but if you put on something that impresses me, even if you are not my type, I appreciate the effort.
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8 years ago
@chessmaster I kinda feel that way, and I can admittedly get suckered by hotness or a pretty face, but a lapper is so focused away from enjoying her visual hotness, that I tend to fight that urge off. I can appreciate/enjoy her hotness for free on the club floor, but in the booth I want action. But it you are right, a pretty face can change your world view.
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8 years ago
Yes there does not seem to be any reason for a 2nd dance from anything less than #3. Option #1 makes me angry, but option #2 is just so regular/common, then it doesn't make sense to get anymore, when there are plenty of other options to see.
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8 years ago
así comienza
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Papi Chulo
I look Anglo and most Hispanic people think I don't speak Spanish which has lent to the situation where Latina dancers are talking amongst themselves in Spanish about their hustle while I'm a foot or 2 away but they think I can't understand what tney are saying; it's def eye and mouth opening sometimes."
Do tell. A great discussion thread alone could be had off of those stories.
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8 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
After hitting up Tootsies, right after a Pompano Triangle run a week or so before I would say hit Pompano. Hell if Pompano is a bust, you'd still have until 6am at Tootsies/Scarletts/Cheetah Hallendale. I cant tell you anything about Pure Platinum/Solid Gold though.
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8 years ago
Unless you're getting extras, you don't get a dance from a face. That being said said a terrible face detracts from the most banging body; and a pretty face makes the body less important. But at the end of the day, you don't get a dance from a face.
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8 years ago
I saw Doc Gooden once at a club in Tampa, literally talking to the ugliest dancer in the building.
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8 years ago
just to be clear I'M not judging ANYBODY. I'm just up here on the mountain top, asking the elders for advice to find where I'm comfortable.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Profiles in courage.
review comment
5 years ago
thorough review
review comment
5 years ago
the only thing she can press you on is the cost of the songs, if she runs to the bouncer he'll say 3 songs (or maybe even 4 - i tend to think the bouncers here over-count when they get involved), so really what is paid over that is really up to you.You should tip nicely for the extra service, but when not pre-negotiated it really is just a tip.
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5 years ago
Very good review. My problem with this place is that going along with the check your expectations at the door theme, in order to have a good time here it seems like I've got to do too much work. I'm a customer at a strip club, I shouldn't have to work to have fun, the fun should come to me. Which I guess is why I often pass this club to go to other clubs. But in its defense, it is a very low key, low pressure club, unlike some of the shark tanks to the north.
Also I think the dancer quality is a bit better during afternoons
review comment
6 years ago
On this same day at around the same time I was deciding between this place and Cheetah Pompano. Looks like I chose wrong.
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6 years ago
Tampa, great museums?
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6 years ago
Did you mean to review Playmates in Coral Gables? By your description it sounds more like Playmates, than Bare Necessity on US-1
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6 years ago
I'm usually an afternoon Cheetah guy, but one of my best lap dance experiences ever was on a very late (4—5am ish) Friday there.
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6 years ago
"FF and larger"??? My guess is this is a huge overestimate of the breast size here.
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6 years ago
i was presuming from you that she was still working there. I haven't been there since 2017, I'm presuming that you review was more recent.
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6 years ago
Yeah, I can vouch for Paola. Thumbs up
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6 years ago
i put up with the tip parade, because I like them, overweight from the waist on down.
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6 years ago
They smelled tourist
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6 years ago
Midnight is fine. Closing time, now that is another story.
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6 years ago
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Hank MoodyI'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
Blowyob, I'm crying
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6 years ago
Yes, having a mediocre day shift, when you have a great dayshift two blocks away a cheetah is a recipe for disaster.