Went twice, all time favorite club

I was recently in South Florida for a bachelor party (great choice!) and we went to Scarlett's twice. Upon first entering it was like going to strip club heaven. I felt like a kid craning his neck to see all the tits like 20 feet off the ground...whooaaaa. I came to find out that it was a converted Costco to give you a sense of how big this place is. They also changed the configuration wth movable walls/curtains from Saturday to Sunday so as to not waste space on slower nights. Genius. We went late (maybe 2 am? 3 am? who knows) on a saturday about ten of us and I was already drunk and spending freely. Spent some time at the stage watching endless rotation of naked hot chicks do their thang which included some amazing polework. All of the girls were hot, about 8.5 average, and there was plenty of diversity, but heavily latina so right up my alley. Drinks were $6-7 coors (not cheap but not crazy) and there was a cover. I watched a bunch of girls, tucked a few singles, got a lackluster lapdance and then grabbed a stunning big assed latina (just my type) that walked by who was all too happy to have a drink with me and give me a bunch of dirty lapdances.

I lost count after 5 but they were good, pretty high mileage (plenty of stroking and boob/kneework, free roaming) and she was a beautiful dominican from ny who I vibed well with. im a mc-ginzo from nj. no vip due to expense - i think $400+ tip, but i did get a number for a house call. Sadly, that was not to be. She was a ten, in my book - 5'-5", hips, thighs, ass in abundance, very slim waist and beautiful face with curly hair and B or C cup tits that fit her well. Racked up quite a bill with her - im used to $20 dances in jersey, i believe they were 25 or 30 here, plus drinks and tips...ouch. She was honest about it, i was just drunk and...ahem...tuned up. In hindsight I should have just haggled and done the vip. Left for dead by my buddies, I make my exit with the other last of the mohicans - my girl had to go drag him out of vip - at like 7 in the morning when the lights came on. Nooooo! Scarletts, man...

We went back the next night after some spirited debate about whether to go here or Cheetahs - uber driver to the supermarket gave us the scoop on the local spots (floridas awesome) but everyone liked scarletts so back we went. Half strength now due to attrition (last night of bachelor party long weekend) we invaded a quieter club on a sunday night. We post up at the stage and the stripper parade begins. Maybe the fourth girl to take the stage is a really short, really cute, bootylicious latina who looks like she may not speak english...PERFECT!! I ask for a lapdance immediately and off we go. Come to find out she does speak english (with a sexy accent) and her name is paola, half-cuban, half-nicaraguan, all-ass and smiles. Off we go to a mostly empty, semi-private LD area. After a song or two and me fully aroused she has to go back on stage for the parade.

Every hour they play "Oh Yeah" by Yellow and all the girls do a parade through the club, probably 25 of them. I get a wink and smile from paola, she sits in my lap post-parade, we shoot the shit stageside with the crew for awhile and go for round two of reduced-price LDs. After that song plays its half priced LDs for 15 minutes or something. Brilliant. We go back to our lair and somehow wind up getting into a vertical lapdance situation, like a wall dance without the wall. This chick was down for anything. Just her grinding her big magical ass on my dick and literally squeezing and grabbing it with her cheeks, basically giving me an assjob through my jeans! Ive never come as close to busting with my pants on in my life, before or since. This chicks something special. Also had me bite her nipples, like really bite and chew on them. She loved it, drove her wild. Scarlett's, man...

After dropping way too much money all weekend VIP was out of the question but I still regret not getting the full, uninhibited by denim ass-job... i seriously still think about it from time to time more than a year later lol. After maybe 4-5 "dances" i was tapped out and my boys were about ready to go anyway so it was good timing and i flew back to reality like 12 hours later. Ive been to 15-20 clubs in 4 states, one province and in 3 countries over the course of 10+ years. Scarlett's is my favorite club, all time. Its not cheap, nor extremely expensive but its the perfect mix of grime and glitz, pole and lap professionals, booze and smoke, safe and edgy and beautiful slutty women of all stripes. Someday ill make it back to finish off my standing ass-job, its a monger's duty.