Day Shift Bargains

I stopped in at SG on a Friday afternoon around 4 pm. The facility is one of the nicest in S FL, and there was more than adequate parking in a monitored, gated lot. There were two guys at the valet stand, but they did not hit me up for any $. Inside, there was a cute hostess at the door, but there was no cover. Across the room, near the bathroom hallway, there was food in the free buffet warming trays. It looked decent, but I did not partake.

At this time of day there seemed to be more dancers than customers, which is OK by me. An older, but still attractive Eastern European blond escorted me to a table (as if I couldn’t find a seat myself in the very uncrowded club). She asked if I wanted company, but I waived her off and asked for her to send a waitress. I ordered a beer, and was pleasantly surprised to have gotten 2 for 1 at $4.25 as it was Happy Hour.

I sat and watched the stage show. Dancers were OK, but uninspired. No one moved the meter for me. I dispatched a couple more “wanna have fun” offers until a cute blonde Latina (who grew up in Miami so she spoke perfect English) plopped down in my lap and started groping me. She was either high on happy pills or just a natural ball of sexual energy, but she bounced back and forth between turning me on and being totally annoying.