Posts by DoctorPhil.

@mikey claims this is my car http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/xi0kRYltiADGHMXbFoVMbKcKQT4=/37x0:2957x1643/1310x737/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/45701904/694193.0.jpg well i have news for @mikey and all of his aliases. that is not my car but i did drive a weinermobile. but mine was painted purple in honor of my good buddy prince. driving…

@rickthezoo aka @cashman1234 aka @zipperhead aka @4got2wipe ake a bunch of other crap characters is shitting up the board. that takes valuable space away from true stories about my times with kim bassetter, sally ryder, donald trump, and my time…

i was a precocious kid. my pappy was telling me about jimmie hendrix and lemmy from his rockin vickars days so i had an idea so good i had to share it. my pappy called up his good buddy micky…

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were you there when my great grandpappy sold harlun sanders his first pressure fryer? i dont think so. were you there when my pappy sold jimmie hendrix his first guitar? i dont think so. were you there when i made prince his…

those leftest soros cock-suckers think Trump was pretending to be his own publicist. stupid morons. i was actually Trump's publicist. but i hate the guy because he is such a phoney so i tried to sabotage him. i even told…

i don't think so. i gave prince his first assless purple suit. i bet none of you did that. i have talked to real expert scientists about the sexy thong babes on venus that live amongst the dinosaurs. i even…

why do strippers think they have a refined pallate when it comes to expensive, high-end alcohol? has anyone else experienced this puzzling phenomenon? personally, i think they get their "taste" from rap videos. here is an example, I order a…

i know some of you dont believe me but both me and my pappy have had an amazing impact on your worlds. without me prince probably woulda worn an assless brown suit instead of an assless purple suit. i bet…

some of you idiots appear to doubt the fact that I sold prince his first assless purple suit and the fact that my father pushed jimmie hendrix too purchase a guitar rather than a ukelele. my family really has had…

i know you guys think i am lying about giving prince his first assless purple pants, but i am not. your probably not going to believe this, but I helped in the johnbenet ramsay case. the good news is that…

do you know why jimmie hendrix fist started playing guitar? my dad ran a pawn shop In seattle where hendrix was when he was just a kid. there was a tv ad that shows hendrix considering a accordion but that's…