Posts by DoctorPhil.

you seasoned clubbers know what I'm talking about. you are sitting there with a raging hard-on and neither of you has a condom. she has brought you close a few times but she just didn't have the skills to finish…

do you know why prince wore purple? i met prince when he was just starting out and he said he needed a fancy new outfit for a gig. i worked in a second hand store in downtown minneapolis and the…

I just recently had a biopsy taken from my prostate (cancer free – YES!). The Dr. told me to expect a little blood in my urine for a couple of days and the same in my seamen for up to…

if you are reading this i would like to apologize for san_jose_guy. specifically i apologize for: his incessant bed wetting his bizarre Freudian mommy issues his inability to achieve an erection and have sex with a grown woman his obsession with AMPs where he…