Posts by DoctorPhil.

i have only scratched the surface regarding my amazing life and my amazing family so now i am working on an article for all of you. your welcome

how many of you want to subscribe. ive only scratched the surface of my fascinating life in the posts ive made here

Prince was good people. i really miss him. that weird little efeminate guy got serious pussy. he was also generous. he encouraged the girl from the spangles that sang that maniac monday song to sleep with me. not a three…

it was suggested that one of my ancestors had something to do with the bible. not true. the bible is bullshit. total falsehoods but orphius was one of my ancestors. and he was the son of apollo and calliope so i…

now that my quick thinking to use my super accurate troll detection algorithm to simulate the inflation of the biglow module and solve the problems nasa was having the space station now has a bouncy castle attached to it. astronaut…

i know you guys have lives that arent as amazing as my own so i like to share my triumphs. i dont think ive told you about the three way that warren zevant and i had with the i kissed…

that @juicebox69 fellow has always irritated me but i think he has turned over a new leaf. you can tell that he has lived a life almost as interesting as mine @mikey aka @TheeOSU aka @CaraLynn87 aka a bunch of other…

my troll detection algorithm was successfully modified to correct the porblems with the inflation of the space station inflatible habitat module www.cnet.com/news/international-space-stations-inflatable-room-successfully-installed/ now i will return to identifying all of the crap identities that @mikey uses. your welcome

nasa will be reinflating the space station module today. they were grateful for all of my help. i am sorry for all of my misspellings in my last post. can you believe that i spelled kim bassetter as basinger? that…

i know you guys have been counting on me to reveal all of the identities of the sick troll that has been plaguing the board. however, it turns out my troll detection algorithm is ideally suited to running simulations of…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoTKBXqQDsA i did not intend for that to happen. i was just trying to be a nice guy. forgive any misspellings today. i have been working almost 24 hours and it is about 3:30 in the morning here in houston. the…

i have now used my master psychological understanding and abilities as a mathematical genious to deduce that we have a master troll that wears a man bun and only wears hemp clothing and plays the hacky sacky whenever he isnt…