Posts by DoctorPhil.

rasputman used laser eyes to charm the zarina in russia. he didnt call them laser eyes because lasers werent invented yet and because he spoke russian but he had the laser eyes i am even better than rasputman with the laser…

just finished the first test of my space geneious weather modification machine. nasa asked me to get one working this hurricane season. a rush job to combat global warming. i was able to reduce hermine from category 4 to category…

occums razor is insufficient for catching triple bluff trolls triple bluff trolls like @mikey work tirelessly to create a pseudocredible backstory for their troll identities. they have their troll identities argue with each other. occums razor will not detect that. my…

he has created the @zipperhead crap alias to harrass me and i wouldnt be surprised if he is creating other aliases to harrass others. in fact i suspect @san_jose_gay is also an @mikey alias. i will have to deplay my…

as a world renoun space geneious the chinese space agency recently asked for a consultation from yours truely. now i have good memories of watching the sally ryder lez out while i watch and shotgun pabs blue ribbon so i…

as a space geneious my consulting services are both world renouned and much sought after. so i have been spending my time trying to help the brazil people run the olympics. they were all fucked up until i arrived to…

back when i was a student. even then i was a space geneious and my professors knew it

nude photos of kim bassetter from when she was super hot dont worry, there will be no prince or phil dong in the photos. the mere glimpse of phil dong will turn a straight man gay unless he is a superman…

i am truely touched by the outpouring of support for my continued participation in the board. admittedly i only received a few actualy replies and they were coded https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=44018 but believe me once you use my space geneious algorithm to…

i know that all of you want to thank me for my super space geneious contributions to this board. i also know that most of are you intimidated by my successful and amazing life. so i thought i would break…

have you fellows ever been at a silent auction for charity with lots of incredible art and they have one of andy wormans wigs and you want it but the sultan of brunea comes in an he outbids you? well im…

i sold eddie veddic his first flannel shirt. i told him "kid, you got to sing like you got marbles in your mouth" and he said phil your a geneious. so i decided to give him a second flannel shirt…