They should have strip clubs in airports.
DaOnion
I have a 3 hour layover in Atlanta coming up and it's not really enough time to go to Follies or the Cheetah. If there was a strip club in the airport, it would be a perfect way to spend the down time.
They have smokers' lounges in airports and bars, so they could easily have a closed off section for a strip club. It would make a ton of money and provide a lot of extra revenue for the airport.
Also, passengers would probably be a lot less aggressive and pissed off if they missed their flight, because they would know there's a fun way to spend the time.
And, just think, if a hot stewardess is having a bad day, she might just say "fuck it, I quit" and walk down to the airport strip club and hop on the pole.
Sure, I know a lot of passengers would miss their flight because of it or show up really drunk for their flight and cause a disturbance, but let's focus on the positives here. Yeah yeah, I know, the morality police wouldn't allow it, but don't rain on my parade.
Also, there could be some great names for airport strip clubs. The Landing Strip, Mile High Club, and The Touch and Go, just to name a few.
They have smokers' lounges in airports and bars, so they could easily have a closed off section for a strip club. It would make a ton of money and provide a lot of extra revenue for the airport.
Also, passengers would probably be a lot less aggressive and pissed off if they missed their flight, because they would know there's a fun way to spend the time.
And, just think, if a hot stewardess is having a bad day, she might just say "fuck it, I quit" and walk down to the airport strip club and hop on the pole.
Sure, I know a lot of passengers would miss their flight because of it or show up really drunk for their flight and cause a disturbance, but let's focus on the positives here. Yeah yeah, I know, the morality police wouldn't allow it, but don't rain on my parade.
Also, there could be some great names for airport strip clubs. The Landing Strip, Mile High Club, and The Touch and Go, just to name a few.
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You can always tell when I'm stuck in an airport because I post like crazy on here.
If I need to kill time in an airport I usually go find one of those chair massage places and usually pay for 30 minutes. I'm stereotyping but all Asian people at those massage places do an excellent job. The only other type of person I see at those are Caucasian women and I never have had a good one yet!!!!
I remember when I was hospitalized for 3 or 4 days last summer thinking to myself how some strippers in my room would’ve made me feel much-better.
Just like back in the day planes had a smoking section; perhaps they could have a stripper section in planes w/ nude strippers instead of stewardesses and even have a booth or two for LDs.
:)
No thanks
There is a strip club down the road from the Columbus Ohio airport. It is a rip off with low mileage though.
SJG
If they had strip clubs in airports, I'd never make my connecting flight...
I had a layover in the Munich airport. To my surprise, I saw a hotel store with a big screen TV showing an explicit porno scene! It was a porno store in that airport!!!
I have now adopted a new rule - and it's simple - if asked to go to a strip club before a flight - I now go. There were two times - when I was drinking at an airport bar - chatting with another random dude. Both times the guy asked if I had time to hit a club by the airport. I said no both times - and both times my flight was cancelled. I now know it was the strip club gods at work!
Then take her to your euro style state room, you know the compartments that are car width except for a walkway on one side.
Enjoy her all night, then exchange contact info and go your way.
So you could do about 600 miles in a 12 hour trip. Maybe depart at 7pm, arrive at 7am.
What could possibly be better for the busy traveling business man? Sure beats airports!
You could do some paper work or computer work on the train before selecting you nights companionship too. They could have places for this in the rail station too.
So enjoy your girl while in route, and throughout the course of the night. ( as these are grown up girls, nocturnal re-entries expected ).
SJG
Barbara Dennerlein - The unforgettable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79OvdhY0…
SJG
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=trai…
So pick your girl in the lounge area, maybe take her to dinner, then spend the rest of the trip with her in your state room.
About 600 miles in 12 hours, say from 7pm 'till 7am. Ideal for the business man traveler.
Sometimes maybe even bring your own girl, or your regular, with you.
SJG
Its 10' 2" for the US.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superliner…
But isn't my idea of how to travel better than commercial airlines and airports. What could be better than a night train with some dolled up hottie companionship.
Like having your own TJ Hotel Cascadas, but on steel wheels and chauffeured.
Need to have lots of grab rail though so that the women can more about safely in their stripper shoes.
SJG