Reviews by misterorange

Yesterday I set out early to do some mongering in the Paterson area, which is a rarity for me. In fact, I haven't been to a Paterson club in a couple of years. I had…

With my beloved Bottoms Up still closed, I heard that a couple of the girls were now at 5th Ave so thought I'd check it out. I got there around 9:15 PM. One important thing…

I've noticed that some clubs in NJ are opening (sort of). In keeping with the "outdoor dining" regulations they've begun to put up tents and tables outside and I was curious about how much of…

Yesterday, what was supposed to be a couple martinis before heading out to the clubs became me finishing off an entire 1 Liter bottle of Hendrick's and passing out on my couch. Woke up this…

So it's been about a year since my last visit to Cheeque's. I rarely go there even though it's only 10 minutes away from me. It's not really my kind of place but the 6…

Well it's been about two years since I've been to Tits. I never go out of my way to visit this spot but I was coming down the Parkway, in need of some lunch and…

The good thing about this place is that the prices haven't changed for as long as I can remember. $6 beer ($5 during happy hour from 5-7) and $7 for wine or liquor. The…

Stopped by this place on my way back to Jersey after dropping a friend off at JFK Airport. It's been a lot of years since I mongered in Brooklyn. There used to be a spot…

This place used to be pretty good back in the day, but I haven't had any fun here in at least 10 years. I stop in about once a year, although I'm not exactly sure…

Okay, so I took this week off of work to get a bunch of personal shit done. Projects were about 80% complete by Wednesday night so Thursday morning I decided to take the old Fat…

Stopped by Breathless on a Tuesday afternoon about 1 PM. For that time of day they were pretty busy. This is one of the larger size clubs in NJ. After going through the airport metal…

Went here for the first time last week, only because Bottoms Up was already closed at like 10 PM, which happens sometimes if they are slow. Well I'm always a little cautious in Irvington at…

If you've ever been to Rah-rah's in the past, you definitely won't recognize this place, except the outside looks the same. Walk through the doors and you will be surprised at the totally new look…

Very small club. Poles are right there in front of you very close. The dancers were all friendly but watch out... they are sharp and well skilled at getting your money. I didn't do any…

I've been here many times over the last 20 years or so. One of the best features has always been the fact that they use the adjacent diner for their food, so there is an…

I've been living in the Linden area for about 14 years and Cheeque's has not changed since the first time I ventured in. There's a mix of girls, short, tall, thin, thick, dark, light, etc.…

Only been here twice so far. The first was an early afternoon weekday and it was slow as you might expect. A few girls all decent looking and a half dozen customers. A couple girls…

It was probably 10 years since the last time I visited Riviera. I used to live up that way so used to stop in occasionally. Always remembered it as a standard go-go with better than…

I'm not a regular here as I live quite a distance away. Years ago I was staying down that way for a few days and visited PH twice. Many girls were beautiful but I was…

Stopped by on my way back up north from Cherry Hill. Always like to check out a place I've never been before and found it on TUSCL. Residential neighborhood but they have parking across the…

Stopped by Tits for the first time in maybe a year. Had never been there in the afternoon before, but I met a friend for lunch at Bloomfield Steak & Seafood House and was looking…

Read about this place on TUSCL and was curious. I had to be up in that area and so decided to stop by. It's very different, but in a good way. First thing, when you…

I go to Bottoms Up on a fairly regular basis but hadn't been there in the daytime for probably at least a year or more. At this club there is very little overlap between the…

I've been here several times. Despite the shady neighborhood, the place seems safe inside. You get a pat down on the way in. I've enjoyed each time I went. I felt comfortable and welcome. Everyone…

Went here mid-week about 5PM. Wasn't expecting much but was pleasantly surprised. It's a big club with two separate bars and stages, but only one was open while I was there. The girls were all…