Happy days are here again!

Okay, so I took this week off of work to get a bunch of personal shit done. Projects were about 80% complete by Wednesday night so Thursday morning I decided to take the old Fat Boy out for a ride. As usual, I started riding with little or no idea where I'll end up, except that I'm always looking for mongering opportunities, guided by TUSCL of course. Found myself down near Fort Dix where I used to train with the National Guard back in the 80's and early 90's. Drove past the old "Illusions" just a few blocks off post in Wrightstown. Apparently it's just a regular sports bar now. Reminisced about some of the good old days in that place. Too bad its glory days are long gone. Then I headed up to Route 130 and rode past what used to be the other "Illusions." Don't remember which one was Illusions 1 or Illusions 2, but back in the day the one up on Route 130 was larger, had more girls, and was always packed with soldiers from Fort Dix. Sadly, that place looked long abandoned. So down the road I went to the good old Playhouse Lounge. Way back in the 80's Playhouse served alcohol and was a bikini bar, but the back rooms were pretty much the same as today. I've been there a few times over the years since they went topless and BYOB. Last time was a while ago, definitely before all the shit went down. Been reading some mixed reviews on TUSCL so wasn't sure what to expect. The place looks the same as before, and as far as I could tell all the doors are back where they belong. Was approached barside by a few decent looking girls who didn't really do it for me. Had my eye on Gwen, easily the hottest girl working except she sounded like a total wack job, Cameron, also smokin' hot but unavailable, and Mercedes who had a long line waiting for her. She went with one guy for like 40 minutes, came out and didn't even get down the stairs before she went with another for about 30 minutes, then came out for a minute and went back again. I figured she was off the list so I settled for a dance with a nice looking girl named Jolie. She was very sexy but I ended it after 2 dances because it was apparent that no extras were available. Went out for a smoke and when I got back guess who was there working the bar? Mercedes. It took her all of about 30 seconds to convince me to "dance" and dance we did. Let's just say that after Jolie I was sure that Playhouse was done, but Mercedes convinced me that very little has changed. Now if we could just get Thais and her two sisters back again...