5th Ave. Sports Bar
138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524

Got there too late.

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misterorange
Mar 19, 2021, 3:33 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Well, clubs in NJ are finally open late again. Made a visit to Jiggles to see my regular girl, and it was fun, but it's a long ride for me and I wasn't quite ready to go home yet. It's a 10 minute drive to 5th Avenue, so decided to check it out. Got there about midnight. The place has been remodeled and it's a lot nicer and cleaner than it used to be. Same basic layout - long narrow bar and a small stage with one pole behind. As usual, no girls were dancing on the stage. There were tables set up to comply with current rules of not sitting directly at the bar. There were only about 4 or 5 customers besides me. A Heineken was 6 bucks. There were signs about wearing masks, but it wasn't enforced.

There was a pretty blonde but I can't say much more because she was sitting with a customer and never got up. An okay looking girl with dark hair was sitting by herself but never looked up from her phone, which was fine with me. She wasn't ugly but not my type. The one that really caught my eye was a slightly chubby girl (in a cute way) with short dark hair and she was absolutely stunning. So pretty I needed to make sure my tongue wasn't hanging out of my mouth. And a pair of natural tits to die for. She was making the rounds for tips. She came up next to me, flashed the goods, and I politely handed her 3 bucks. I was hoping she'd ask for a drink, but she just smiled and moved on. There was another girl who was older, looked okay from a distance, but was kinda rough when I saw her up close. I stuffed a buck in her bikini top and made minimal eye contact. She moved on and took a seat by herself. That's when I noticed one of the bartenders was really hot. She was a little older than I usually go for, but I swear her body was like Jessica Alba. Okay, maybe not quite, but pretty fucking good. Blonde hair, nice face, sexy belly ring, great ass. A real "wow" girl. The short-hair stunner came around again and this time I just grabbed a handful of singles and stuffed them between her tits. Not sure how much but probably at least 10 bucks. I thought for sure she would sit with me after that, but no dice.

I asked another bartender what time they were open until and she literally said, "Usually 3AM, but it depends on how long the girls stay, and it looks like they're leaving." ??? The girls control how long they stay open? Sure enough, the cute blonde, the stunner and the not-my-type girl were all putting their coats on. WTF! The only one looking like she wasn't going anywhere was the one I had avoided earlier. And as soon as the others left, there she was putting a grind on me. For lack of any other options I bought her a beer and let her hang out with me for a while. Tipped her every so often, and she had pretty decent tits that I was welcome to play with. She tried to sell me on dances for $20 per song, and the promise of whatever extras I wanted. I wasn't interested so didn't even ask for the pricelist. I was bored and I guess it showed because she got bored too and eventually got her coat and left.

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