Hot (but Harmless) Fun

Well it's been about two years since I've been to Tits. I never go out of my way to visit this spot but I was coming down the Parkway, in need of some lunch and had nothing else to do, so why not? If you haven't been there before here are a few basics. One of the larger go-go's in NJ. Seating completely surrounds the L-shaped stage and there's easily 70 seats, maybe more. Two stripper poles and a swing, which is a nice touch. There's a pool table and also an upstairs smoking lounge where you can have a cigar or smoke cigarettes, but it's only open in the evening. Guinness draft was only $4.00 because it was during happy hour, which is from 12-7 on Fridays. They also have top shelf liquor which is mostly $12 - $25 bucks. Food is reasonably priced - basic bar stuff, sandwiches, burgers, salads, etc. I had the rib-eye sandwich which was excellent. Also, the bartender was very nice and attentive.

I got there early, about 12:30. They had just opened so it was kinda dead. 5 or 6 patrons, but there were maybe a dozen girls. 4 or 5 at a time on stage and they rotate one by one, so there's always a new one coming up. I like that as opposed to Breathless where there the whole crew exits the stage at once. Girls were all either white Eastern Europeans or light skin Latinas (maybe Brazilians?). Couple of 7's, a bunch of 8's, and a few that were definitely 9 - 10. Almost without exception they are young, thin and pretty, which is standard for Titillations. They each came around only once and the dollar parade wasn't overwhelming. (Different story at night when there's a full stable of girls working.)

One was a gorgeous blonde that looked like Rebecca De Mornay back when she was in Risky Business. Only thing I didn't like about her was she had tattoos all over, and not the sexy kind. Just sorta dumb actually - something that looked like a stuffed artichoke above the navel and some weird, badly done teddy bear on the leg are two examples. The hottest girl by far was a dark-haired beauty that looked like Michael's wife in the Godfather. Not Diane Keaton - the other one that got blown up in Italy. Finally there was one that was unbelievably tiny. Short, small tits, couldn't have weighed more than 80 lbs, yet she was still very sexy. Her legs, ass, tummy and back were so nicely formed, it was like if you could design a girl on a computer, that's how you would make them.