Not what it used to be.

This place used to be pretty good back in the day, but I haven't had any fun here in at least 10 years. I stop in about once a year, although I'm not exactly sure why I bother. I guess the optimist in me keeps hoping it will magically return to the good old days when there was a nice mix of hot-looking dancers that made me want to spend money. But it's been a long time since I saw a girl under 150 lbs and 150 is like skin and bones compared to most of the other cows in this place. Anyway, there's parking around back and the back door is where most people enter the club. I always sit right at the corner of the bar near the door so I can make a quick exit, either because I'm bored, or in case one of the creepy customers starts shooting the place up. It's a medium size bar and I know there's a lap dance spot somewhere all the way around the other side, but I don't even remember what it looks like because it's been so long since I wanted a LD in this place. So I went in, took my usual seat and ordered a beer. Bartender was friendly enough but nothing to look at. There were 2 fat ass dancers on stage, I swear one of them could have been a man in drag (looked like Dee Snider back in the 80's). The other one looked pregnant. They were talking more than dancing, which was just fine with me since I wasn't looking at them anyway. It was about as empty as I've ever seen this place, other than myself there were 2 or 3 shady looking characters around the bar that probably could seat at least 40 if the place was busy. I ordered a second beer, just to see if any better talent might come out. Well, a couple more came out, but I wish they would have stayed in the back. Guzzled the 2nd beer and left. Waste of time. Probably try again in a year or so!