Cheeques
1230 E Linden Ave Linden, NJ 07036

Goddammit - I broke the cardinal rule.

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misterorange
Feb 26, 2020, 11:32 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

So it's been about a year since my last visit to Cheeque's. I rarely go there even though it's only 10 minutes away from me. It's not really my kind of place but the 6 or 8 times I went it's always been a relatively pleasant experience. I was PM-ing earlier with a fellow TUSCL monger and discussing food at go-go bars. I mentioned that Cheeque's has decent food. There's a little Mexican guy in the kitchen that's a heck of a chef, and the menu is a lot more interesting than your average bar food. It reminded me that I hadn't eaten anything since breakfast and I was pretty hungry. I headed over around 6:30 PM.

The place has a runway style stage with a relatively short stripper pole at each end. The poles are a little higher than say, Bottoms Up, but lower than Breathless. A tall girl with heels could probably touch the top of the pole. Rectangular bar around the stage can seat about 40 - 45 I'd say. Lap dance area is up a few steps and behind a semi-transparent curtain, and inside it's wide open so if more than one lap dance is going on there's no privacy at all, and past experience has taught me that slipping a finger under a bikini top is about all the mileage you'll get. There's a side area that has several chairs that look pretty comfortable and a couple of cocktail tables, but I've never seen anyone sitting there. I didn't visit the can this time, but I think I remember from previous visits that there was soap and paper towels in the bathroom. Classy! Lol

So I walk in around 6:45 on a Wednesday evening. Maybe 9 or 10 customers. Girls are 90% AA with a couple Latinas. Hotness factor ranges from 5 to 8, more 5's than 8's, and one tiny little very dark-skinned spinner that looked like Scotty just beamed her over from Botswana or Zimbabwe. Couldn't have been a day over 19. Beautiful face. Show-stoppingly beautiful and big frizzy hair. In my book, a perfect 10. On stage was a tall light-skinned AA who was very fit and had fake boobs that weren't THAT big, but obviously fake. I'm not a fan of fake boobs, but she looked pretty good. She's one of the 8's.

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