Comments by NigelCharles

The biggest, the best, the fakest, the most enhanced, the best natural: It's all been in Las Vegas for me.

I might be down, too. I literally live 20 miles away from COI. But a yearly friend's birthday party is either that weekend or the weekend before and it'll be in Vegas. So either way, Spearmint will be involved, but I'll have to figure it out.

Generally I like doing stuff that involves history or adrenaline with a trip to the local strip club. Usually it's a way to experience some local women, which is part of the travel experience. I love it. The only exception is Las Vegas -- girls come in from everywhere.

Faygo soda. Specifically: Rock and Rye. Best soda ever.

Every time I step into a strip club, I am hoping that night will be the one where I find the stripper with the best body that I've ever seen. I love the search for the ultimate stripper. One that comes to mind for me was a Colombian stripper at Crazy Horse III. She had the prettiest face, a small frame, enhanced D or DD tits, and a delightfully round ass. She was not very confident when speaking because English wasn't her first language but good god was her body perfectly proportioned. I think she said her name was "Emaria" but it was so loud and her accent so thick that I couldn't hear very well. She said she also strips at SR in Vegas. I wish I knew where she'd be at in Vegas again. I would spend some hard earned money on that ass and that face. Dios mio.

I enjoy this very much. Usually I prefer Latinas to white girls though. The booty shaking is great but feeling that up is 1000% better.

Agreed, topless clubs are way better than nude clubs. Olympic Garden is female friendly, for sure, but it's really not there with the talent. I ended up there a few years ago on a Friday night and wasn't impressed. But that said, there were female patrons in the club, so it's an option. If you're made of money, there's always the Rhino, too. Dances are $20 but it's a very classy place with very beautiful women. There's no extras and it doesn't feel seedy, but that's part of the reason it's expensive. I've run into bachelorette parties there before, so it's definitely female patron friendly.

Miss Colombia....goddamn. Me gusta.

My experience with Vegas is not too off-the-strip so I have limited information. But generally, I've been told by other females that Sapphire is fairly female friendly. It's topless, not full nude, but it's classy and it's big enough that you can disappear or find what you're looking for. My brothers took a bunch of sorority girls there after a fraternity party in Vegas (tough life, right?) and I've been there a few times with a buddy on his birthday when our large group included women. So I think that's probably the best in my book, given your wife will be with you.

Drew Carey at the Rhino in Las Vegas. My brother saw Rihanna at Sapphire in Las Vegas. Apparently she likes SCs because she likes women and hates the paparazzi, which isn't allowed there.

Ha. Well, if you do want to do a roll call, you have to start doing it yourself: where you're based out of, your age, and your poison!

Why Synn in COI? I'm gonna be there later in the month. Was going to go to SR in COI, but you think Synn is better?

Yes to all of this.

South American women and their huge globe butts. Goddamn, I wish there was more of that in the States.

I'm more stoked about breakfast all day at MickyD's.

I've met a non-stripper whose name was actually Rainbow. BUT she worked at a Hooters... I've heard Chastity before and "Émario"...

You have to admire that initiative, drive, and level of drunkenness.

Nemesisk7 - I need to go there or Medellin/Bogata soon!

Mr_O - No joke!

I'm curious to see what other day on this post. I'm in California and I am hard pressed to find women like this. You can find some in Vegas strip clubs but you have to really hunt for them. They're usually snatched up by high rollers or are hustling. What area are you in?

Shailynn - Glad I could class it up for you! twentyfive - I will review some more! I just found the site a few weeks ago. The online community response is awesome; it makes me want to contribute a lot more.

Papi_Chulo - Wow! Thank you for such a detailed review! Holy smokes, you're an encyclopedia. It looks like Tootsie's is the go-to given my girl preferences with that many women, but I really appreciate the cluster analysis for hitting multiple places in one night. That's a bash right there. Also, good looking out on Lyft and Uber, since that is typically how I get around as an out-of-towner. JohnSmith69 - I have a rule to never take drugs with strippers. There's too much stuff that can get into that pill before I take it, so it's always best to have your own. If you're lucky, find a stripper who is rolling. (I should write this as part of another review.) Sometimes the young girls in Vegas SCs will roll and they love the feeling of touching you. It makes the lap dances particularly high contact and long, but the girls are mellow and don't talk too much. #Ideal

This is great feedback -- thank you! I just found the site three or four weeks ago so I will definitely backdate some reviews of places that I've been. I'm surprised I never found the site before. But I'm definitely happy to post more.

That's a fantastic family story.