Posts by flagooner

I woke up with morning wood. I must have been standing at the toilet for a full minute before I could get a stream going. Just wanted to share.

"At least paying for handjobs is better than cumming in your pants." That comment is worthy of a TUSCL debate. Anyone want to take the opposing side?

I just saw that there is a club called Curves in Tucson. Isn't that the name of a workout chain targeted to fat women?

Have we had any new members join the discussion board during the past 3 months that isn't a troll?

Dennis Hof died. RIP

Only 2 short years ago it is hard to belive that many people could have predicted it. While a lot of people are inexplicably pissed off at him, the first 2 years of his presidency has been the most successful of…

I stopped into a club for a few minutes yesterday simply because I was passing by and wanted to see some boobies. I hadn't been to this club in a long time. As soon as I walked in one of the strippers…

Is anyone else watching the game? I'm getting distracted by the cleavage in the front row behind home plate.

What does the genre include? I know there isn't a concensus, but i agree with the Urban Dictionary definition over Wikipedia. Maybe it's because I'm straight up gangster. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=classic%2brock&amp=true https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classic_rock

Why are they so much better looking and more passionate than other women?

Am I the only one on here over 40 who still wakes up with a boner at least once a week? This question does not apply to the strippers but does apply to Nicole.

I can't think of many better ways to wake up than to roll over and gaze into the eyes of Rebecca Lowe and listen to her soothingly wish me a good morning. I've got a full-length throbbing blooder.