SCing Prep

Make sure you're not seeing double while looking in your wallet - avoid embarrassing incidents when you're paying your girl, lol!

I had my annual eye exam 2 weeks ago and I'm perfect 20/20 after my cataract surgeries 2 years ago but walking from the doctors office to my car was almost dangerous. I could barely keep my eyes open. Be sure to take your sun glass with you into the office to wear when leaving.

Don't forget to tip your bartender )

Flagooner, I think you should take 25 with you Linda like you're "seeing eye guide."

^^^I'd be proud to help my good friend, anytime.

And take Linda too. That was supposed to be "kinda"

I thought you two were retired, you guys always reminded me of the two funny old guys in the Muppets show Statler and Waldorf.

^^^Fuck you jackie.............er shailynn

BTW Linda give great BBBJs.

If we were retired I'd say it would be more like waiting for Godot.

I'm not sure which is which but those old geezer muppets cracked me up.

The main use I have for my contact lenses is going SCing. Helps get rid of the middle age vibe of glasses. It took me a few tries to find an optician that would prescribe them weak enough for look-around-the-room distance. I kept explaining that they were for "social use" uhhh... Reading karaoke screens, playing pool... Yeah, stuff like that.

Actually, the more I think about it, I'll have an excuse for groping.

Before going to SC I make sure have condoms, cash, VIP card, playmoney (looks real in dark), throw down phone, fake CFO business card, and Latex surgical gloves for fingering them if skanky.

If stripper drunk I can prolly do her bareback in VIP, give her play money for it, and the bitch won't remember.

I'm putting my money on the guy in the mirror.