SCing Prep

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8/21/2017 1:33:11 PM

I'm due for my annual eye exam. I'm going to schedule it for late morning so I can finagle a work from home day. Then, with my eyes fully dilated, head to a day shift at a favorite club.

I'll be fully prepped to see the strippers in the low lighting. Plus I won't risk picking a fight with my mirror image.

What other things should I consider when prepping for a day of SCing?

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ATACdawg

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7 years ago

Make sure you're not seeing double while looking in your wallet - avoid embarrassing incidents when you're paying your girl, lol!

shadowcat

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7 years ago

I had my annual eye exam 2 weeks ago and I'm perfect 20/20 after my cataract surgeries 2 years ago but walking from the doctors office to my car was almost dangerous. I could barely keep my eyes open. Be sure to take your sun glass with you into the office to wear when leaving.

twentyfive

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7 years ago

Don't forget to tip your bartender )

shailynn

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7 years ago

Flagooner, I think you should take 25 with you Linda like you're "seeing eye guide."

twentyfive

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7 years ago

^^^I'd be proud to help my good friend, anytime.

shailynn

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7 years ago

And take Linda too. That was supposed to be "kinda"

I thought you two were retired, you guys always reminded me of the two funny old guys in the Muppets show Statler and Waldorf.

https://youtu.be/14njUwJUg1I

twentyfive

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7 years ago

^^^Fuck you jackie.............er shailynn

twentyfive

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7 years ago

BTW Linda give great BBBJs.

twentyfive

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7 years ago

If we were retired I'd say it would be more like waiting for Godot.

flagooner

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7 years ago

I'm not sure which is which but those old geezer muppets cracked me up.

Lurker_X

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7 years ago

The main use I have for my contact lenses is going SCing. Helps get rid of the middle age vibe of glasses. It took me a few tries to find an optician that would prescribe them weak enough for look-around-the-room distance. I kept explaining that they were for "social use" uhhh... Reading karaoke screens, playing pool... Yeah, stuff like that.

flagooner

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7 years ago

Actually, the more I think about it, I'll have an excuse for groping.

Player11

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7 years ago

Before going to SC I make sure have condoms, cash, VIP card, playmoney (looks real in dark), throw down phone, fake CFO business card, and Latex surgical gloves for fingering them if skanky.

If stripper drunk I can prolly do her bareback in VIP, give her play money for it, and the bitch won't remember.

Mainster

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7 years ago

I'm putting my money on the guy in the mirror.

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