Comments by localuser

Tristan has an onlyfans, name is the same as her Instagram.

Yesss Demi Lovato, she looks like a stripper.

I want to know what happened to TJ she was cute as hell.

Porn addiction is very possible, I've whacked it almost daily since I figured out how. My orgasm's have little actual pleasuable sensation other than the release of pressure, but I still have never stopped for more than 4 or so days. Papi - I've never gotten a dance from a black woman, I like skinny white girls with small titties. Even big naturals get a pass from me.

I hear you that sex isn't everything, but I'm a decent looking guy in my early 20's, it's bullshit that I'm contemplating viagra while this forum of middle aged guys are nailing strippers on the reg (unless they're full of shit).

She's done nothing wrong, just keeping it strictly business. You wouldn't text vendors or sales reps when you're out of the workplace would you? If it really is her, then give her a big hug and pick up where you left off.

One time I walked in and my favorite wasn't there, oh well. I'll find someone else to chill with. Bartender/touch enforcement woman who's usually a stone cold bitch actually asked if I wanted my cover back, 3 different dancers some I have never gotten a dance from before tell me "You know she's not here tonight, right?" It hit me right there that I might need to diversify.

While it shouldn't be actually dirty, a pussy that tastes and smells like a pussy is a turn on for me.

Small > fake every time

I might be gay but Kate Upton doesn't do it for me at all. If she danced at a club I walked into I wouldn't get up from the stage but I wouldn't get dances from her either.

My fav smashed her phone, so I ordered a replacement screen from eBay and brought it with me with my screwdrivers into the club with the intention of replacing it right there, she somehow managed to get her smashed phone stolen before the part came in.

Yeah I know the feeling, my fav is a married mother of 4 who is also an alt model, not Instagram actual published work, as well as having a wide range of other skills. It feels good to find out your dollars are going towards family or other endeavors. Don't see what the harm is in posting the pics, public is public anyway. https://www.instagram.com/cyn_vicious/?hl=en

My favorite stripper is a married family woman strictly no extras who is also a closet lesbian, and my favorite celeb is Anna Kendrick who is super shy and introverted, so I'm probably not getting any good sex out of either of them.

Have DATY'd one stripper and smoked weed with another in her car (does that count as a hotbox?). That's only 2, but I'll keep working at it.

Sniff them. What else do you do with them?

Why are so many reviews like this? "I showed up early and there were no dancers, so I waited until some dancers showed up, and none of them talked to me, so I left." I don't get it, isn't that the advantage of strip clubs? You can walk up to any woman in the place, middle of a conversation doesn't matter, and get them naked right now. What's the point if you're going to just sit there?

My review, while overtly positive, is genuine, and I am not a pretty blue haired stripper. If I was, I wouldn't have to pay one.