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It should surprise none of you damn dirty apes that we ricks are experts at wordplay. This rick thought he would share the best anagram - a rickagram, if you will.:

Marisa Tomei = Itsa me

Hear me out. Yes, he’s a hairless ape. More hairless than average. You’d think that this rick would hold him in contempt.

But he’s an ape that is reaching for the stars.

By blasting himself into…

Some wacko ape shared a photo of my half-sister, rachaelthelioness, reacting to tales of yours truly fucking hairless ape whores. This is some fucked up shit reddit.com

Now I’m tryin’ to track the asshole who told…

This rick was pleasantly buzzed flipping through channels and I came across a find. An old program starring some weird looking bear. Bear didn’t even look real but I am a big supporter of television…

As a rick I can pull off all sorts of badassery even when I am so out of my skull from my drinking that the laws of physics only seem like suggestions. However, those of…

If you perverted apes are bothered by the change in the green M&M’s footwear - and you should be - sign this petition:

change.org

You hairless apes KNOW the green M&M is a horny slut. Let’s keep…

tuscl.net

I shall educate you normies (i.e., non-ricks) regarding the ways of rick:

Being rick is the only way of truly being. It is a holistic approach that blows the mind of normies with how unbelievably awesome…

We ricks have generally avoided TUSCL meetups because we don’t want to associated with normies (i.e., non-ricks).

However, I’ve also been wanting to improve my rick fugue. That state I enter when I’m pleasantly drunk. The…

I’m counting myself out because I’m a rick and a lion. Obviously, I’d win. But among the rest of you, who’d win and why?

Remember, guns are not allowed. Any asshole can win with a gun…