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https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=76547#comment1191807 I shall educate you normies (i.e., non-ricks) regarding the ways of rick: Being rick is the only way of truly being. It is a holistic approach that blows the mind of normies with how unbelievably awesome…

We ricks have generally avoided TUSCL meetups because we don’t want to associated with normies (i.e., non-ricks). However, I’ve also been wanting to improve my rick fugue. That state I enter when I’m pleasantly drunk. The…

I’m counting myself out because I’m a rick and a lion. Obviously, I’d win. But among the rest of you, who’d win and why? Remember, guns are not allowed. Any asshole can win with a gun…

Yes. Guilty of participation in a shitty purge! All you damn dirty apes want to talk about your damn ape laws and riots and stupid shit like that. But you’re ignoring the big point: that was…

http://www.alrincon.com/en/blog/srviral_1296.html Bravo rick my friend. Good plan to go incognito. Wearing your stylin’ suit would have give your game away. First you get the sexy female hairless ape in the water. Then you remove the bikini. I’m betting that…

Sometimes we ricks like challenges. So when I was hangin’ with the shark, the dugan, and the vulture and we decided to get some entertainments I thought I’d troll the local McD’s to identify hotties…

One thing you damn dirty apes need to understand is that stingrays are fucking perverts. Why else would they let hairless apes capture them and put ‘em in “touch tanks”? It’s ‘cuz they wanna be…

We ricks trace our heritage back a millennium to southwest Britain. A stylish lion had made his way to the British Isles where he met the most stylish of the Saxons. They immediately hit it…

Much of our amazing rick lives are spend on the simple pleasures: tappin’ ass and takin’ names, drivin’ drunk, and wearin’ stylish suits. But there are days you just want to do something topical to be…