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Yes. Guilty of participation in a shitty purge!

All you damn dirty apes want to talk about your damn ape laws and riots and stupid shit like that. But you’re ignoring the big point: that was…

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Bravo rick my friend. Good plan to go incognito. Wearing your stylin’ suit would have give your game away.

First you get the sexy female hairless ape in the water.

Then you remove the bikini.

I’m betting that…

Sometimes we ricks like challenges. So when I was hangin’ with the shark, the dugan, and the vulture and we decided to get some entertainments I thought I’d troll the local McD’s to identify hotties…

One thing you damn dirty apes need to understand is that stingrays are fucking perverts. Why else would they let hairless apes capture them and put ‘em in “touch tanks”? It’s ‘cuz they wanna be…

We ricks trace our heritage back a millennium to southwest Britain. A stylish lion had made his way to the British Isles where he met the most stylish of the Saxons. They immediately hit it…

Much of our amazing rick lives are spend on the simple pleasures: tappin’ ass and takin’ names, drivin’ drunk, and wearin’ stylish suits.

But there are days you just want to do something topical to be…

Once you grumpy old apes get tired of whining about some B-list celebrity being catty with some F-list celebrity that uses alternative pronouns tuscl.net Imma educate you about REAL gender issues.

What you damn dirty apes…

Over my life I’ve seen things that would make a normal creature lose his mind, à la the Lovecraft Cthulhu stories. But I just saw something far worse... something that chills my very rick soul...…

Like the title says, I am done with seatbelts now. Damn gumming ain’t gonna tell this rick to wear a frickin’ seatbelt. I’m a rick, ain’t no storm nor virus nor immobile object that I…