Founding the council of ricks - story confirmed

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

5/21/2021 12:09:57 PM

We ricks trace our heritage back a millennium to southwest Britain. A stylish lion had made his way to the British Isles where he met the most stylish of the Saxons. They immediately hit it off and vowed to gangbang many a whore as they partied their way around the world. Toward the end of their lives they returned to their origin place and were worshiped as gods.

Now hairless ape scientists have confirmed that this chalk outline of the first rick ape does indeed date to the correct time period:

https://www.livescience.com/cerne-abbas-…

It is great to be a rick. ROAR!!!