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427 posts by 4got2wipe

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I wonder if the "Mystery Lion" was wearing a suit

Apparently, there have been reports of a "large mountain lion-type of animal" in metro Milwaukee! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mystery-lion-strikes-again_55c3bcdbe4b0923c12bc1e2f I wonder if the reason they're not willing to commit to it being a mountain lion is that it is actually a real lion wearing a…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 14

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What do you guys think about Ben Affleck's former nanny?

I say brilliant! I'd get a dance from her! http://pagesix.com/2015/08/05/what-affleck-nanny-christine-ouzounian-is-really-like/

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 3

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A science exhibit everybody can get behind!

www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/japanese-exhibit-anus_55c27a1ce4b0d9b743dab4b4 Just click on it! It's brilliant!

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 16 6

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Apologies to my TUSCL friends!

If I am are wrong about something I always try to apologize! Accusations of trolling shouldn't be thrown around randomly and they typically result in more trolling, so I should have bit my tongue and not accused rickdugan of trolling! Mind…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 10

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Does anybody else think rickdugan is trolling TUSCL?

I'm honestly not trying to troll rickdugan or anyone else with this, but I noticed something a bit weird! rickdugan bumped his own "Ignore List" thread a few hours ago! WTF? I'm honestly beginning to think he's playing all of…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 14 8

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OT: The dachshund-frog system expands!

I'm a little afraid to post this because my snake post apparently caused some strange drama with Covus (apparently egged on by the angry weirdo) started talking about Star Trek dolls! However, I persevere! No hard feelings Corvus! I've expanding my…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 11 4

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Who would you like to do an AMA? And who would be willing to do one?

If you could convince any poster on here to do an AMA thread who would you want? My vote would be lopaw because it is unusual to see a woman posting on a forum saturated with men obsessed with strip clubs!…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 19

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OT: 45,000 motherfucking snakes in one place!

And it's not a plane! Many of you know that I like frogs! I've never been a big fan of snakes, but when I saw the story below I was amazed! Check out the discussion of the "mating ball"! The male snakes…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 13 7

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Were any of you guys At the Calgary Stampede?

http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/investigation-into-stampede-threesome-now-inactive-no-charges-laid A public threesome some are calling the "Trampede"! Brilliant!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2

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Butthole selfies! Brilliant!

There is nothing better than a sexy woman's asshole! I love the tits and pussy but I have extra love for the third input! http://butthole-chronicles.tumblr.com/

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 6

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OT: I always wanted to know what it was like to be an astronaut or cosmonaut!

Now I know! http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/120284042108/clickhole Brilliant!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 6

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Women's buttholes!

http://buttholeblog.tumblr.com/ Brilliant! The person running the blog claims that she's "...a bisexual chick who loves the female asshole more than just about anything. I love buttholes, and rimjobs, and toys in assholes, and fingers in assholes, etc. ..."

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 12 8

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Not brilliant crazyjoe!

So I let crazyjoe dog sit for me and now little 4got2usethepapers doesn't like his water bowl! Then I get this picture from crazyjoe! http://lh5.ggpht.com/_8s1TB229vsg/Sc-rxziKK4I/AAAAAAAACPk/lJqqe1jp9wo/dog%20bidet_thumb%5B3%5D.jpg I told you not to spoil the little guy! Normal dog bowl water should be good enough!…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 3

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Brilliant parody site!

I wasn't aware of this parody site until JohnSmith69 linked to the story about Donald Trump's wig being endangered monkey hair! It's brilliant! http://nationalreport.net/mike-rowe-helps-promote-skilled-sex-trades/

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 2

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Crazyjoe just sent me photos of his European vacation!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P4gJK9Hxg8I/UJKp67C3syI/AAAAAAAACn8/npDxciLIDrY/s1600/bidet2.jpg Brilliant!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 3

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Have you ever wanted bling for your cat's butthole?

Now you can buy ass jewelry for cats! Twinkle Tush! http://www.break.com/article/twinkle-tush-is-bling-for-cat-butts-2873344 OK, I know this is a joke, but it's still brilliant! As long as you don't cover your cat's ass with Donald Trump's face!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 6

Politics

Donald Trump Buttplug! Brilliant!

I'm not sure who would want to use this but it's still brilliant! www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/14/donald-trump-butt-plug_n_7796138.html

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 5

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No matter how you cut it, Rupert Darwin is non-brilliant! :(

I was a bit dubious of the story on the guy who had a revenge plan on an alligator involving "gator rape"! So I looked it up in Snopes! http://m.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/ So it isn't true! Brilliant! But it is still fucked up because…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 9

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OT: Pluto! Pluto! Pluto!

Little 4got2usethepapers and I sat on the couch last night to watch the brilliant PBS coverage of the Pluto encounter! It was brilliant! Then we switched over to the Science channel! I even considered bringing 4got2ribbitt's cage into the room…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 6

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OT: New Horizons passed Pluto this morning!

Brilliant! The data transmission rate is low and all of the probes functions are focused on data collection, so photos tomorrow! I'm stoked! I'm glad my favorite pornsites don't have their servers on Pluto because the low data rate would suck! ;)

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 4

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OT: New Horizons at Pluto!

How many of you guys are paying close attention to the Pluto space probe? Little 4got2usethepapers and I are going to be sitting on the couch watching images from the edge of the solar system on the 15th! Pluto is…

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 9

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What exactly Is a "wom-cow"?

mikeya02 brought the term up! Sounds brilliant, but I have no idea what it means! Is it some sort of fat stripper joke?

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 4

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I've found a brilliant girlfriend for crazyjoe! You're welcome!

Apparently she's rich, likes orgies, and lives in her own filth! Brilliant! ;) http://gawker.com/lawsuit-rich-divorcee-loves-cocaine-orgies-and-abusin-1716865529 On the other hand, it sounds like she doesn't clog the McD's toilet as much as shit as over her house!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 1 5

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I wonder how san_jose_guy is doing?

He hasn't posted for a while! I hope he's having a brilliant vacation and hasn't been turned off by all of the gravy bowl jokes, which I still don't understand!

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 2 22

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If you were forced to get a punctuation mark tattoo what would it be?

Inspired by www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/07/project-semicolon-tattoos_n_7745358.html For me it would be an exclamation point! Brilliant! Emoticons count too! ;)

4got2wipe11 yrs ago 3 8
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