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427 posts by 4got2wipe

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OT: dachshunds rule!

Brilliant! Nuclear sausage dog demands belly rubs ... or else! www.scoopnest.com/user/io9/646127276078333952

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 3

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OK, I know was was non-brilliant...

...but c'mon Papi_Chulo, help a relative newbie out! You seem like a brilliant guy! Can I count on you for Miami advice if I take a Miami vacation? (I'm actually thinking of scheduling one) I'm going to be serious for a…

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Please don't hurt the hedgehogs!

In response to the other hedgehog I googled to see how they are as pets! Probably not 4 me! But I found something almost as fucked up as the guy that wants to drug hedgehogs! Hedgehog dies after being 'kicked around…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 3

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Brilliant visit to New Orleans! Non-brilliant strip club visit! Little head outv

Little 4got is residing in a kennel for the weekend and I'm in New Orleans! Had a non-brilliant strip club visit (check out my review of Lipstixx)! But the food is brilliant, as is the chance to get away and hang…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 2 2

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Brilliant bouncing!

Check out the tits on #1 and #8! Also has some nice gifs for the ass men among us! http://thechive.com/2015/09/10/things-that-bounce-thursday-15-gifs-16/

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OT: Willy Gilligan's island!

Who'd have thought that his first name was Willy or that Mary Ann might have been played by Raquel Welch? http://mentalfloss.com/article/65360/15-fateful-facts-about-gilligans-island Brilliant stuff! Do you think the Professor could have built a strip club using only coconuts and palm trees? How would…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 8

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Working the dachshund-frog system!

Just got back from the coffee shop where three hot girls (approximately 20) were oohing and aahing over little 4got2usethepapers! It was brilliant! I almost asked them to come over and meet 4got2ribbitt, froggeroo, and froggertwo! I can't help but wonder…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 2 4

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OT: Now that's what I call tinkle-down economics!

Here's a story of a guy who was an appliance repairman before becoming a politician! But the twist is that he was out on a repair call when he pissed in the homeowners cup! Seriously non-brilliant! I think we had a…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 1

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Was this one of the TUSCL regulars?

A cross eyed guy was caught masturbating in a Burger King! Not a brilliant move! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-man-arrested-for-masturbating-at-burger-king_55ef2690e4b093be51bc5f50 I'm betting that it's either the guy behind the lion or the angry guy!

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 10

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Brilliant antidote to the just_the_nuts post!

www.youporn.com/watch/9864025/ultimate-cumshots-the-best-kind-of-reward/ In this video the focus is on sexy women, as it should be given that the majority of us are straight males! (and a brilliant lesbian and a few strippers, though I don't know if they'll like this!)

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 3

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Brilliant! Pornhub is giving out a scholarship!

And it apparently does not require being a sexy 18-year old willing to take a cock up your asshole! www.cnbc.com/2015/09/03/charitable-pornhub-offering-college-scholarship.html But I'm sure that liking a cock up the ass or being willing to give the CEO of Pornhub a nice rimjob…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1

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OT: Brilliant facts about the royal family!

http://hypster.guru/8109/crazy-secrets-british-royal-family/ OK, I know it's a parody, but you have to admit that the Queen being a MMA fan and Princess Di bringing the AIDS monkey to Europe is brilliant stuff! ;)

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 3

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Londonguy, do UK women have huge fucking tits?

If you're a cop returning a call from a reporter with huge fucking tits it is non-brilliant to forget to hang up the phone after you leave her a message! http://jezebel.com/police-officers-leave-reporter-accidental-voicemail-abo-1727272756

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 3

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The (legal!) Duggar girls are pretty hot, aren't they?

As I was screwing reading stuff on the net I ran across this: www.inquisitr.com/1913298/jana-duggar-is-done-with-19-kids-and-counting-what-will-she-do-now/ I've never watched the 19 kids and counting because the show seems stupid and now I know there is the really sleazy hypocrite son and that makes the…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 3

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Russian dating sites!

Check out these profile pics! www.playboy.com/galleries/insane-russian-profile-pictures/slide-1 The first on started out with a girl holding a banana, presumably about to demonstrate her prowess! Then it gets disturbing! Brilliant stuff!

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Early 1900's sluttiness In Paris!

www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vintage-erotica-depicts-parisian-sex-workers-in-the-early-1900s_55d49229e4b055a6dab22c51 Want to see some brilliantly furry muffs? :)

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 4

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I'm surprised that neither JohnSmith69 nor the lion guy have posted this!

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2728477/Three-hungry-lionesses-square-angry-croc-fight-elephant-carcass.html I thought the daily mail was JohnSmith69's favorite and I'm sure the lion guy would spin this as evidence for the badassery of lions! That said, I'm not sure it is the best evidence of lion badassery given that the…

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How would you like to see these dresses on hot women?

www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dresses-that-arent-dresses_55d4eba3e4b0ab468d9fab9d I vote brilliant for Rose McGowan and Kelly Brook!

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 6 7

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OT: The cops do a number of things other than busting strippers!

And sometimes it's pretty brilliant, like saving a baby skunk with its head stuck in a yogurt cup! http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/08/cop-skunk-yogurt-cup/

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 3

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Brilliant body types in different countries!

If these images were real women, how many would you like to see in a club? www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/what-the-ideal-womans-body-looks-like-in-18-countries_55ccd2a6e4b064d5910ac3b0?cps=gravity_5054_-8202180861796421997

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OT: Eagle vs Drone! Brilliant!

Eagle wins! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/angry-eagle-punches-drone_55cc289ce4b0898c48868b09

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 2 1

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What are your New Orleans recommendations?

Just scheduled a late September trip to the Big Easy! My hotel is in the garden district but that is any easy streetcar ride from the French quarter and I'll have a car! What are the brilliant recommendations of any knowledgeable…

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Dachshund's rule!

What do you guys think about my new avatar? I think it's brilliant!

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The Vanderbilt athletic association needs a new advertising consultant!

Have you seen this? www.wwtdd.com/2015/08/vanderbilt-football-needs-slogan-help/ Not brilliant! :(

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 6 8

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I wonder if the "Mystery Lion" was wearing a suit

Apparently, there have been reports of a "large mountain lion-type of animal" in metro Milwaukee! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mystery-lion-strikes-again_55c3bcdbe4b0923c12bc1e2f I wonder if the reason they're not willing to commit to it being a mountain lion is that it is actually a real lion wearing a…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 10 5
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