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I was watching a documentary and there was some film of a WW1 parade that featured a dachshund wearing a military helmet! I googled for it and there's a gif! http://yourfutureleader.tumblr.com/post/48877412704/just-a-horribly-confused-pickelhaube-wearing I need an authentic dachshund-sized pickelhaube for little 4got2usethepapers! No girl…
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www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3299630/Woman-severely-injures-hand-sneaking-zoo-reaching-cage-trying-pet-tiger.html All I could think of when I saw this is that she might be one of the lion guy's groupies! JohnSmith69, have you been paying thes woman for sex? If so, you've lost another girl to the big cats! ;) (Sorry, I…
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It is brilliant to be living at a time when humans got their first looks at two dwarf planets! The Dawn probe is entering its mapping orbit of Ceres! www.planetary.org/blogs/emily-lakdawalla/2015/10221314-dawn-data-from-ceres-publicly.html Hopefully we'll find out what the bright spots are! I think sharkhunter…
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This girl looks likes she's in the thrall of rickthelion! http://popnom.com/smoking-hot-body-paint-on-even-hotter-bodies/12 Some of the other ones are sexier so look through them all, but I couldn't resist posting this specific link!
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Some posters have indicated that they view anal and rimjobs as gay! Why? Gay would be doing either of those things with another guy! (I'm directing this at the guys who post here!) I don't think there's anything wrong with…
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Not brilliant! I want big boobs with my latte! And nice cleavage when she bends over to get my pastry! How do you guys like your coffee and Danish?
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www.today.com/pets/adorable-lion-cub-trying-roar-anything-ferocious-t46436 Brilliant! I wonder if this was rickthelion when he was a little guy!
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Not at all stripper related but still brilliant! Did anybody see the stories about KIC 8462852, the star that has been suggested to be a Dyson sphere? www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2015/10/the-most-interesting-star-in-our-galaxy/410023/ www.theatlantic.com/notes/all/2015/10/maybe-its-a-dyson-sphere/411121/ I bet sharkhunter is already trying to purchase tickets for a UFO trip…
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It has been at least a month since I saw my favorite barista in the morning and I never asked her for ITC or OTC (in this case, in the coffeehouse and out of the coffeehouse)! Not brilliant! :( Big-boobed barista…
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https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=797 More places to try in Florida! Brilliant!
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If you had to assign a percentage? Mine are 100% true if you don't consider jokes like the overuse of "brilliant" and exclamation points! I don't do that in real life but it makes me laugh her! Other than that, I really…
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www.egotastic.com/2015/10/emilia-clarke-named-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-video/ Do you guys think this is brilliant or non-brilliant?
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I haven't watched this all the way through but it is easily the weirdest way I could think of to teach about anal! Check out the Darth Vader mask! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kquo57uflRw Brilliant! ;)
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We have a new striper posting here: vicky19! I know some of you are cynical that new posters that claim they're dancers, but I've decided to be welcoming! Maybe she'll continue posting brilliant things if we're sufficiently nice and non-skeevy! vicky19, are…
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The pointless bragging posts are doubtless just that, but I wonder what was up with the weird posts about the CIA! Sort of seemed like he was actually freaking out! Really, what kind of weirdo would say that stuff? I think…
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I've been thinking of a trip to FL this winter, so I was reading the Mon Venus reviews! I found this comment on one review: "desertscrub Joined Dec 2004 Clubs: 27 Reviews: 111 October 3, 2015 you forgot.. the bathroom is unforgiving and TINY put a…
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Former Miss Nevada. Sad. http://www.people.com/article/miss-nevada-katherine-nicole-rees-busted-meth-trafficking
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Kind of twisted to help your sister with intimate produce activities! www.ftvhunter.com/twins-twins-anal-veggie-fun-video/ Check out the part at the end where she shoots the cucumber out of her ass! Brilliant!
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I suppose it's not just strippers. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3260736/High-flying-doctor-mother-Kiersten-Rickenbach-Cerveny-taking-cocaine-drinking-two-men-dead-doorway-Manhattan-apartment-block.html Sad. And truly non-brilliant
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It may not have the same ring to it as Mars! Mars! Mars! or Pluto! Pluto! Pluto! but Charon is still brilliant! http://www.nasa.gov/feature/pluto-s-big-moon-charon-reveals-a-colorful-and-violent-history
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Crazy guy trolls CNN headline news by claiming Edward Snowden is Edward Scissorhands! Brilliant! http://jezebel.com/olympic-level-troll-hijacks-hln-segment-on-edward-snowd-1733833133
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What did folks think about the running water on Mars announcement yesterday? I'm already starting plans for the first strip club to serve the martian colonies! It's be called "Club Brilliant Barsoom!" ;)
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Fanny Francois! Brilliant! www.famousboard.com/threads/25566-Fanny-Fran%C3%A7ois-(Francois) But she should really show off her pussy!
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4got2wipe was kind of a lark and I didn't think I'd enjoy reading or posting as much as I do! The "brilliant!" thing was also something I stumbled into but maybe I'd use MrBrilliant! However, MrBrilliant is a bit over the…
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And I expected Norway to have a pornography portion of the pageant! That would be brilliant! Instead, we have the daughter of Iranian refugees that did low rent porn and the Miss Norway pageant disqualified her! Not brilliant! www.ohfree.net/miss-norway-contestant-aylar-lie-sex-clip.html
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