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4got2wipe

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427 posts by 4got2wipe

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Auditions to replace "brilliant"?

Since I've started posting here I've played the game of trying to embed the word "brilliant" at least once in each post! It helps that I've developed a system where anything good is "brilliant" and anything that isn't good is…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 2 22

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Am I the only one that finds rickthelion's Kylie Kardashian post brilliant!

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=39249 I almost lost it laughing over my breakfast cereal! Full on milk coming out of my nose practically and choking to death! That guy really commits to the part! It's brilliant! :)

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 8

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They should have hired crazyjoe as a consultant!

www.today.com/home/here-s-what-do-when-toilet-flusher-won-t-flush-t62681 He'd be a brilliant consultant! :)

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 2

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Are there any of these girls that you would have liked to see in Playboy?

www.starpulse.com/news/Kevin_Blair/2013/07/18/13_stars_who_were_turned_down_by_playb Most would have been non-brilliant! But number 8 might have been brilliant! ;)

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 3 16

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I think I'm in love!

Do you think women should name their butthole? What should your ATF name her butthole? I just saw a post indicating that Kasey Warner calls her butthole "Rufus T. Barleysheath"! http://www.twitter.com/MyXXXPass/status/675033491382411264 Brilliant!

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 2 3

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Time magazine's woman of the year!

I haven't read the "man of the year" articles yet, but it seemed like a brilliant time to link to the alleged nude photos of a young Angela Merkel! https://theslnaturist.wordpress.com/tag/angela-merkel/ Since "trigger warnings" are all the rage I will state that toward…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 2 5

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What happens when you google "tushy"

www.buzzfeed.com/sarahburton/the-bidet-is-a-bido Brilliant stuff!

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I want this Americana pin-up calendar!

https://vimeo.com/147392732 It looks brilliant!

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 3

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Does this count as a bikini?

www.microbikiniporn.com/hot-blonde-in-micro-bikini-2/ It definitely counts as brilliant! If only she had sexy freckles! ;)

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 7

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Vocally putting people on ignore?

Do you usually tell people when you put them on ignore? I'm curious about why! There are a few people who I find negative and I've put one of them on ignore because he seemed obsessed with me! I can't remember…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 20

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crazyjoe should look into this!

www.egotastic.com/2015/07/shreddies-fart-proof-jeans/ Brilliant!

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 2 4

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Is it fucked up to leaven bread with vaginal yeast?

I'm going to go with "yes" and give a big "not brilliant" to the woman who got a yeast infection, penetrated herself with a dildo, and then made sourdough with the dildo scrapings! Read about it here! www.egotastic.com/2015/11/would-you-eat-vagina-bread/

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 2 6

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OT: Now I understand why crazyjoe isn't an astronaut!

Clogging space toilets is seriously non-brilliant! http://space.io9.com/is-a-broken-toilet-in-space-the-worst-thanksgiving-ever-1744841910

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 3 2

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It is probably a bad idea to tell a stripper that she should lose weight!

Non-brilliant, but at least it didn't escalate to a 2AMer! www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/stripper-fat-police-south-carolina_56540c46e4b0d4093a59085a

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 20

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You just keep being yourself JohnSmith68!

I don't know if your stories are the truth, exaggeration, or totally fictional, but they sure are entertaining! Sometimes I skip when they are too long, but when I read them I usually say "brilliant story" to myself! The reality is…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 10

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Urban dictionary!

I like Jennifer Lawrence's John Duane and I cannot lie! It's brilliant and it should be on the $10 bill! www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=John+Duane ;)

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 1

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Is JohnSmith69 back together with DS?

The lion guy claims he kicked her to the curb! I think it would be non-brilliant to take her back, but JohnSmith69 seems really hooked!

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 6

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Ever try to get a hot girl for OTK?

Little 4got stayed in a kennel while I was in Atlanta and the woman working there when I dropped him off had truly enormous tits! And a low cut top! Nothing like seeing her bend over to pet little 4got!…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 2 3

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Brief trip report summary!

Just returned from Atlanta! Alas, I did not make it to Follies, but I did two trips to Tattletales (one at night and one around 7:30)! Also threw in the nearby XTC (jack shack, not strip club)! Brilliant reviews forthcoming! ;)

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 9

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Atlanta help/recommendations!

I'm going to be in ATL Thurs, Fri, and Sat. I definitely want to hit Follies, based on all that has been said, but I'll mostly be busy with friends during the day. So two questions... What do you guys recommend…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 20

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Anybody see this show?

www.egotasticallstars.com/2015/11/the-topless-ballet-dancers-of-flesh-and-bone-highlight-the-boob-tube-roundup-video/ I haven't, but ballet dancers working as strippers sounds brilliant!

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 4

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Speaking of cheerleaders, this is one brilliant cheerleader!

www.xvideos.com/video12453687/kasey_warner_gets_her_pussy_slammed_by_black_cocks I like that this girls twitter is "doesnteatmeat"! She had plenty of meat in her mouth in this video! ;)

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 2

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OT: 2014 MU69! 2014 MU69! 2014 MU69!

New Horizons has just adjusted it's course to fly by another Kuiper belt object after a brilliant encounter with Pluto! www.space.com/31038-new-horizons-spacecraft-second-flyby-target.html I can't wait until 2019!

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 4

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I wonder what's up with crazyjoe

Seems like he hasn't posted in a while! I hope he's having a brilliant vacation and didn't succumb to a bidet accident or something like that!

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 7

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What is the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?

I'm not at all a fan of tattoos. I find them seriously non-brilliant! But some are placed poorly and/or they are just plain stupider than average! What's the stupidest tattoo you've seen?

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