Reviews by l00ber

We hit up Penthouse Club (PHC) on both Monday and Tuesday nights. This place probably had the most traditionally attractive women of all clubs in the greater Detroit area. Younger, thinner, blonder,...

Henry's was small and laid out like some of the dive places in Portland, OR. By which I meant that it was obvious no one gave any thought to the layout. Some...

Flight Club definitely wishes to market itself as a higher tier club in the greater Detroit area. The premises are well maintained and lit like a Vegas club. The average age of...

I hit up Criket a couple of times recently due to its close proximity to my hotel. The first visit was Monday afternoon and the second came late on Tuesday evening. This...

I had heard that Penthouse Club and Flight Club were the top tier clubs in the area. I am surprised that Coliseum is not mentioned among them. The talent was decent, and...

We visited Bogart's Monday afternoon and returned on Tuesday night for the $10 dance day. Strangely, there were only about 5 dancers at both times. $10 dance day must not be enough...

I had read that this place along with XTC were the best "black" clubs in dfw. My last attempt at checking this place out was a failure because we got there way too...

If you are the type of guy who enjoys throwing money away to get the attention of women (why else are you on this site?) but want the additional illusion that the women are...

Tl;Dr: decent sized club, dirty fun to be had, not a lot of choices on the talent. I keep coming back periodically hoping that things would change back to the days of yore. This...

Won't bother with physical description since that has been covered by many and does not change much.will go over rates since that is relevant to potential customers. $20 for upstairs table dances, $135...

I've reviewed HK before, so I'll just stick the new revelations from this trip. A new policy has been put in place. You now have to show ID and the guest services guy insisted...

I took a second [and third] look at Deja Vu Tijuana (DVTJ) on a recent trip. The first visit was on a Wednesday night, with a followup on Friday night. One of...

Tropical Bar and Las Chavelas are both owned by the same company as Hong Kong. Some of the local girls told me that all of the clubs in Zona Norte are owned by...

Of the Hong Kong trifecta (Tropical Bar being the other prong), Las Chavelas definitely features the older and heavier talent. That's not a bad thing. I do enjoy changing things up. ...

Still the biggest. Still the best talent. Still the most accessible for non-English speakers. Still the most debaucherous. Still the most costumes and themes. Still the most recognized in...

I rather enjoyed myself the first time I visited this place. This time was not as memorable. I only saw 7 or so girls working, no one was on the middle stage...

This place opened back in August with lots of hoopla. Lots of advertising, lots of featured porn stars, lots of drink specials. Deja Vu is the largest brick and mortar adult entertainment...

Wanting to take advantage of the weak Peso prior to the election, I met a couple of TUSCLers down in TJ last weekend to make a serious run at all clubs we were physically...

I'm rating this place middle of the road since our first attempt at checking this place out was a complete failure. Mermaids is a massage parlor across the street Hong Kong. I...

Playboy Club is slightly smaller than most of the other puta bars in Tijuana. A narrow walking path from the entrance past the bar on the right will lead you to a slightly...

This is neither a strip club nor a puta bar. This just a bar where middle aged locals come to drink. Our time here was definitely memorable though. This place is...

Everything in Zona Norte is open and fully stocked around the clock. Mongering in TJ can sometimes skew your perception on how things ought to be. After walking Revolucion during the afternoon...

I was amused by this place the first time I visited. I thought bringing a couple of TUSCLers would lead to them being amused as well. We were amused for the wrong...

Adelita remains the best of the rest. All puta bars are selling the same thing. But behind Hong Kong's glitsy American dance club veneer is the seductive allure of being the VIP....