The champ is here!

Still the biggest. Still the best talent. Still the most accessible for non-English speakers. Still the most debaucherous. Still the most costumes and themes. Still the most recognized in TJ and outside of it. Still Hong Kong.

I had told myself that I would stop reviewing Hong Kong since I had nothing new to say. I told myself that I should focus on promoting some of the lesser known clubs. This trip down was my first time meeting up with other TUSCLers. I had written an article chronicling our attempt to take advantage of the pre-election exchange rates and other general observations regarding the state of TJ mongering. I guess that article is still under review. As I finished up writing reviews for the numerous other clubs we visited this trip, I realized that HK still has enough to surprise me even after so many lost weekends over the last year and a half. Perhaps it's because I am always so captivated by the girls. Perhaps it is because I am always drunk during my visits to HK. Perhaps I'm just so in awe that a place like HK exists that I fail to take it all in. Whatever the case, I still see things that I'm fairly certain that I had not written about before. So here are some HK specific observations from this most recent trip. I'm hoping my article gets approved soon as I don't really want to rewrite the general observations about TJ.

A TUSCLer decided to do yayo at the table. Another TUSCLer wanted to go a step above and do meth at the table. Both had purchased their goods onsite. As absurd as this was to me, I did appreciate how accommodating the girls and the maseros were to not only these gringo idiots but also to the rest of the customers by shielding the activities from public view. The girls were hardly altruistic in their motivations though. They each did at least one line.