Reviews by doctorevil

This club looks fairly nice as you would expect from a new club. I arrived about 9:00. There was a guy at the door, but he just waved me in. Upon…

The name makes you think of a low-end dive, right? Well, that’s exactly what this place is. Stopped by at about 3:30 on a Tuesday afternoon. There was no one manning the…

A previous review indicated Wackos management had fired some girls, clamped down on activities inside the club, and generally cleaned house. I am pleased to report that none of that is true. I visited…

Horse Play could be a good club if it had a few decent looking dancers. Unfortunately, it was sorely lacking in the dancer department during my short Wednesday evening visit. It’s located in…

Porthole Pub is in a low-end strip shopping center, but it’s on a well-traveled, well lit road, and the parking lot is well lit, so it didn’t look unsafe. There was an armed guard outside…

Was in north Fort Lauderdale for business and decided to drive down to Miami Gardens to check out Tootsie’s for a quick daytime visit. As usual, traffic sucked, so it took almost 45 minutes…

The Inner Room was the last of Cocoa Beach’s three strip clubs that I visited on my recent trip to the area (and yes I know Lido is actually in Cape Canaveral). Of the…

Like Lido about a half mile away, Cheaters is also the main road running into Cocoa Beach. The road is busy and the parking lot is well lit. I think the cover charge…

This club is in a large, well lit parking lot on the main drag, A1A, running through Cocoa Beach, so no safety concerns going in. The building is not fancy but looks well maintained.…

I was in the Buffalo area for business and decided to hop across the border and see what strip clubs are like in our northern neighbor. I’m glad I did. Sundowner is about…

It was $7 for the mandatory valet parking. After going through the front door, there is a small lobby, and then you have to go up a flight of stairs to the main club…

I finished up my one evening, four-club circuit in Detroit with a stop at Bogarts. Bogart’s is a dive level bar, but I think I actually liked it the best out of all of…

The Flight Club was the third club I visited during a short business trip to Detroit and probably the nicest. The club has a very upscale appearance inside and out. I Ubered over…

This will be a very short review of a visit I aborted because of this club's fucked up parking policy. I knew from previous reviews that valet parking was mandatory, but I assumed that meant…

Pulled in about 4:00 on a Thursday. The parking lot is cramped because there is a double row of faux Egyptian obelisks in the middle of the parking lot leading up to the entrance.…

Arrived about 10:30 on Sunday evening. Cover charge was $5. Outside, the place looks fairly nice, but inside it is dark and dingy. It looks like it was pretty nice at one…

I got to Centerfold a little before midnight on a Sunday. I had already been underwhelmed by quick visits to Sirens and The Dollhouse and decided to finish the evening with a stop at…

Sirens is located in a nice, well lit, well traveled commercial area, so no safety issues going in. Arrived about 9:30 on a Sunday evening. There the parking lot was almost empty.…

Fannies is a typical dive bar located in a sketchy part of west Atlanta. It’s in a cluster of strip clubs just off I-20 (Rileys, Club Wax, Babes) on Fulton Industrial Boulevard. The…

On The Border is on a main road in what looks like a nice commercial area, so no safety concerns getting there. It looks like it’s in a converted office building. The entry…

Somehow from the reading prior reviews, I got the impression the Airport Lounge was an upscale type of place. It’s not. It’s a dive. It doesn’t look too bad on the outside,…

Had a nice visit to Baby Dolls, but also got a reminder to always be careful dealing with strippers. Got there at about 11:30 p.m. on a Tuesday evening after an underwhelming visit to…

I finished up a couple of days in Dallas with a Wednesday evening visit to Silver City. After finishing up business, a took a nap before heading out, but was still pretty tired as…

Physically, the Men’s Club is one of the nicest strip clubs I have ever seen, but the quantity and quality of the girls made for an underwhelming visit. Outside (as well as inside) it looks…

The last time I was in this place was several years ago when it was called Ponytails. It was a certifiable dive bar back then—a dump with dumpy girls. Now it is called…